Science Confirms mbwa upendo Us
Science has confirmed that mbwa upendo us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are wewe telling me mbwa look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And wewe smell interesting. I upendo you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. wewe should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior Cats occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. Cats see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach kittens to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. Cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at kittens because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that mbwa upendo us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that mbwa upendo us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are wewe telling me mbwa look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And wewe smell interesting. I upendo you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. wewe should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior Cats occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. Cats see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach kittens to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. Cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at kittens because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that mbwa upendo us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
8:00 am - Dog food! My inayopendelewa thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My inayopendelewa thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My inayopendelewa thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My inayopendelewa thing!
12:00 pm - maziwa bones! My inayopendelewa thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My inayopendelewa thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My inayopendelewa thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My inayopendelewa thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My inayopendelewa thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My inayopendelewa thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My inayopendelewa thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My inayopendelewa thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My inayopendelewa thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My inayopendelewa thing!
12:00 pm - maziwa bones! My inayopendelewa thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My inayopendelewa thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My inayopendelewa thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My inayopendelewa thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My inayopendelewa thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My inayopendelewa thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My inayopendelewa thing!
Cat Rule Number 1
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers au on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the mto kwa invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the mto too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers au on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the mto kwa invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the mto too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
