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Article by MineTurtle5 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
fan of it?
Just a note before I begin, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True.

Do wewe think a lion can laugh? No? Surely that mouth opens so wide to onyesha its teeth in a big grin? au lets rip with a real belly laugh at something really funny?
au puts its ears back - have wewe noticed?
Try these jokes on a lion inayofuata time wewe go to a zoo. What? wewe don't know where the zoo is? Ask grandma and grandpa to take wewe there inayofuata school holidays.

Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?
A: zaidi than the lion!
A smile there?

Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!
Oh, my! That's a ripper. A nod of the head?

Why does a lion have a tail tuft on his tail?
A: Where ELSE would he have a tail tuft?
A swish of the tail?

Q:Why did the lion lose at poker?
A: Because he was playing with a cheetah!