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Another version of "You know your an LOTR shabiki when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the swali of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, wewe must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But wewe mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know...
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posted by Book-Freak
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-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is aliyopewa to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do wewe mean? Do wewe wish me a good morning, au mean that it is a good morning whether I want it au not; au that wewe feel good this morning; au that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. wewe cannot pass. The dark moto will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! wewe cannot pass.

-It is not despair,...
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Gollum performs his own special arrangement of "Let It Go" from the Disney film 'Frozen' - LYRICS below in description.

Performed by: Tyler Michael Jonsson
"The American Gollum"
link.

Contributions to the revised lyrics by: James Michael Spahn



LYRICS:

Nasty Elf mkate takes flight down the mountain tonight
Now just crumbses to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And fat hobbit is the Queen

Our belly's growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep him thin, Precious knows wewe tried

Don't let him in, don't let him see
Fat Hobbit, so nasty and tricksy
Revealed, he steals, we didn't know
Well now we...
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posted by matchesrulezu
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The title can be misleading, but I couldn't think of another title. lol. I'm not doing an in-depth uandishi of the contrasts between the vitabu and movies. Not yet, at least.

I just wanted to know if I was the only one that thinks they did it a little backwards. Last I heard, they were looking to turn The Hobbit into a three-part movie series. A trilogy like The Lord of the Rings. But if you've read the books, wewe would know that The Hobbit should have been one movie, maybe two, and that each of the LotR vitabu should have been made into three movies.

The Hobbit is actually a short book and while...
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posted by kelseyjayne25
I.The Hobbit
p20. map and key
p34-41 trolls
p52 Elrond looks at swords
p64 Gandolf re-appears to save them from goblins
p72-82 Bilbo and Gollum (riddles)
p100 Wargs (evil wolves), p.106 eagle rescue
p118 about. Beorn the skinchanger
p126 Gandolf and smoke-rings
p137 Gandolf leaves the party p297 Defeat of the Necromancer
p 155 "I shall call wewe Sting"
p170 captured kwa wood elves
p181 escape in barrels
p209 opening the door
p215 smaug awakes p.224 his weakspot p249 shot with an arrow
p263 Thorin is stubborn
p271 Bilbo bargains with the Arkenstone
p278-285 and 289 Battle of 5 Armies

II. Fellowship of the Rings...
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posted by Mallory101
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On the first siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the sekunde siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...
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I wish that this would be useful for you:

Galadriel
I amar prestar aen.
Ee AH-mar PRESS-tar ine.
The world is changed.
Han mathon ne nen.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh nehn.
I feel it in the waters.
Han mathon ne chae.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh high.
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned 'wilith.
Ah hahn NOHS-ton nehd 'wee-leeth.
I smell it in the air.


Elrond
Tangado haid! Leithio i philinn!
Tahn-GAH-doh hide! Lay-thee-oh ee fee-leen!
Hold positions! moto the arrows!


Arwen
Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan na ngalad.
Eem Arwen. Tell-EEN lay thide. LAH-sto behth neen, TOH-loh dahn nahn GAH-lahd.
I am Arwen....
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posted by kelseyjayne25
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Bilbo "he who treasures things"
Frodo "wise"
Gandalf "brave warrier"
Radagast "happy surprise"
Thorin "sharp"
Aragon "wandering man"
Arwen "bird of light"
Boromir "humble warrier"
Farramir "poor traveller"
Eowyn "welcome victory"
Galadriel "she who is lucky and beautiful"
Gimli "twice brave"
Legolas "young founder"
Smeagal "flat and birdish"
Saruman "gardener" (haha)
Sauron "talks to kings"

Aragon & Arwen:
Arnen, Wengon, Elrond, and Fremor ... all sons

Samwise and Rosie:
Frodo and Gantrav, sons
Sassie, daughter

Farramir & Eowyn:
Theodin (after her father)
Boromir (after his brother)
Wynf, son
Emira and Rohanna, daughters
Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has Lost his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields....
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posted by Mallory101
"The fallen Vala Melkor shall break out of the Void and destroy the Gates of Night. He will destroy the Sun and the Moon. All the free peoples of Middle-earth shall fight against him. Many will be slain, and many battles lost. We the Valar and the Maiar shall help the people, but our role shall be minor. The fate of Middle-earth will rest upon the Light and the moto of the Final Dawn."

The sekunde Prophecy of Námo

Dark storm clouds rolled across the crimson sky as thunder boomed in the distance. The smoke from Mount Doom added its color into the clouds while molten lava sprayed into the acrid...
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Chapter Cinema, Cardiff is proud to present a special FREE screening of the Lord of the Rings shabiki film, The Hunt For Gollum on Saturday 24th October at 6pm, together with Blair Witch spoof, Blair Thumb

This is only the sekunde opportunity for mashabiki in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.

To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, au ring 02920 311050.

Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume
posted by Elizabeth0
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Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do wewe like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are wewe going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish maswali I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish...
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posted by Mallory101
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1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind tarehe with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond imba in the kuoga *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a mti and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH...
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posted by Christine0223
This is one of the songs in the lord of the rings, and my inayopendelewa song in the world. I just can't help from listening to it all the time. I hope wewe like it. :D


lay down
your sweetened weary head
night is falling
you've come to journeys end

sleep now
and dream of the ones who came before
they are calling
from across the distant shore

why do wewe weep
what are these tears upon your face
soon wewe will see
all of your fears will pass away
save me now
your only sleeping

what can wewe see
on the horizen
why do the wild gulls call
across the sea
our Bilbo rises
the ships have come to carry wewe home

dawn will turn to silver...
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posted by Mallory101
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1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth au a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that wewe had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One kwa One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge alisema you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron alisema you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting inayofuata to each...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth au a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that wewe had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One kwa One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge alisema you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron alisema you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting inayofuata to each...
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posted by brilovesalbert
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Lord of the Rings what a classic. There is everything that wewe need in a movie just to give it balance. wewe have the tragedies,comedies, the romance, and the adventure. wewe have this combined with super hot actors and beautiful actresses and wewe have a movie hit! Lord of the Rings is an amazing movie because it has everything wewe want in a movie. It is very hard to have a very good director and a very good actor at the same time! But with Peter Jackson's expertise and with Elijah Wood's amazing uigizaji talent, what else should wewe get? The uigizaji is very good and the uhuishaji is very well done....
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posted by Blossom71
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I had only hard about these amazing vitabu here and there.I didn't know anything about them,what adventure a person would take.My friend was kusoma them for a project at school,and alisema wewe have got to read these vitabu wewe will fall in upendo with them!So she gave me six months to read them all.I finished in a little less than three months.I fell head long into an adventure of a life time.These are vitabu wewe laugh with cry over,and just plane out want to know if everything will be alright again.Things will never be the same,but life will go on in a diffrent way for all.These vitabu will keep wewe wanting to read!
posted by cupcakeimissyou
15
YES! another. :3

I am a shabiki of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do wewe think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do wewe guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to wewe guys responses and etc. so yeah!
1.
Plan: Fly over the Mount Doom on an Eagle and drop the ring in the lava.
Flaws: Frodo might not drop it.

2.
Plan: Create a time machine and stop Sauron from making the ring.
Flaws: That would take a loooooooooooooooong time.

3.
Plan: Pretend to be on Sauron's side then when you’re near Mount Doom throw in the ring.
Flaws: Sauron would take the ring before wewe got that chance

4.
Plan: Have people go into Mordor and reroute the lavas flow to a salama place where Frodo can throw the ring in easily.
Flaws: The number of people it would take to do that wouldn’t go unnoticed, and won't that take to long...
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