Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, sandwichi OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though wewe were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, sandwichi yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with karanga siagi and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the karanga siagi sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow karanga siagi au jelly sandwich, sandwichi into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I...
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