*Sorry for mistakes!*

“Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shati and has Superman shati underneath) Superman is here!!”

“Stop the traffic...let 'em through...”

“In my first video diary I explained my upendo for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”

“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”

“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”

“I upendo the big red bus!”

“And as for you, stop having curly hair!”

“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”

“And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”

“I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!”

“Woah! Calm down, Curly!”

“No,' Jimmy protested.”

“And remember people: wewe might not be plastic, but wewe are fantastic!”

“Swag mastah from Doncastah!”

“If I were to look in wewe ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”

“Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”

“Check mah flow!”

“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”

“Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.”

“Those sound like the three best majibu I've ever heard on this onyesha even though it's the first ever of this show!”

“You can't go to sleep without a cup of chai and maybe thats the reason that wewe talk in your sleep...”

“Ehhhhh. I'm a song!”

“Yes! The Tommo is back!”

“It's incredible to have people onyesha their support when your doing something wewe love.”

“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”

"I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was Niall that wanted me to make him breakfast"