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I got these nukuu from Google and i made some up they are about all kinds of love.

1)lylas! lylab! (love wewe like a sister and brother)

2)you can upendo anything even if its stupid and dont let yourself get made fun of for doing it because they probably upendo something stupid also

3)maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone just as wild to run with

4)i never stopped loving wewe i just stopped inaonyesha it

5)i wanna be the girl HE'S scared to lose the one where he can't walk away, the one who can't fall asleep with out her voice being the last...
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61 things girls don't know about guys
(In a Guy's Point of View)

#1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with zaidi than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

#2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

#3... Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

#4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets...
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posted by Emma01
4
Aries:

You may be tempted to fall back into old relationship patterns while the South Node of the Moon is in your 5th House of upendo and Romance, through July 26. Additionally, sensual Venus extends her stay in your sign due to a retrograde phase on March 6–April 17. During this time, wewe may reignite a flame with an old lover au turn up the heat on a current relationship. Venus enters impetuous Aries on February 22, slips back into compassionate Pisces from April 11 through April 24, and then remains in your sign until June 6, increasing your chances of finding love. Your key planet, Mars,...
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posted by isabelle_905
11
Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from wewe mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes wewe au hits you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her wewe upendo her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When wewe see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When wewe see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When wewe see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...
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posted by RanmaRaj
2
I wrote this poem for my Love, Jessica

She's the sweetest girl alive


I am in upendo wid her
But she's not wid me
She loves me too
But she's not wid me

I'm the thunder
So close yet so far away
she's lightenin
So Close yet so far away

i'm the twilight
Incomplet widout each other
She's my starlight
Incomplet widout each other

I'm the heart
Ya we dance together
She's my beats
Ya we dance together

I'm a moonlit night
I'm in her, she's in me
She's my dream
I'm in her, she's in me



Hope she likes it

Just do me a favour all of you

Pls tell her I upendo her the most
posted by salmiddle
20
Hi, i am Sarah. I know some people dont think this is abuse, but i feel like it was. I had a best friend, Zach was his name. I thought he was the awesomest friend i have ever had. But he was not, no one liked him when i meet him. I never understood why. I was Marafiki wit thim for a year, then i asked him out. he alisema Sure. a week and 2 days after that he broke up with me. i hated myself. So i cut myself, just 1 cut. Then about 2 months after that. He told me 2 never call him again au talk 2him in anyway. I could not stand it. So i cut my self. Everytime i woud see him au hear hiz voice, when...
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This makala was written kwa fanpop guest contributor Trina G.


Dating isn’t always as easy as it sounds. Just when you’ve gotten all excited about getting the chance to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with the guy you’ve had a crush on for months, Murphy’s Law kicks in and everything goes wrong.

Are wewe cursed? Are wewe doomed to be single forever? Absolutely not! It’s just life. Just in case things do go downhill, however, here are 5 things that can potentially go wrong on your first date, and what wewe can do to fix them.

1. wewe Have a Cold

There’s nothing zaidi frustrating than planning a chajio, chakula cha jioni tarehe with...
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...are wewe serious?

You're self-conscious enough to ask people on the internet what they think of your appearance?

If wewe can't understand how beautiful wewe truly are, wewe don't deserve to get the compliments you're longing for.

If wewe say silly things like that just for the compliments the polite people give you, then wewe certainly aren't as beautiful on the inside as people say.

Don't complain about how people don't say you're beautiful.

Your scars may be permanent, but they're a reminding part of who wewe used to be, guy who got called an emo fag at school because he wears a lot of black and...
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(Cute FW I got a while ago...)

Slow down for three dakika to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes.. A group of professional people posed this swali to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does upendo mean?'
The majibu they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what wewe think:


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'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when...
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posted by lost_my_thought
4
Since it has been such a great siku for, I have decided to write my first makala on Fanpop. It's rather important, wewe know, choosing a topic for your first “piece of art” so to say.
Many of wewe might get cynical with me, saying that there is already enough bila mpangilio crap on fanpop and this will just add to the "grand nonsense". The truth is I don't care.
Some people say that there is no true upendo au that it doesn't last for too long. People get used to each other and live with each other just because it is zaidi comfortable to do so. I think that there is nothing worse than being with a person...
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posted by ultimatefredde
4
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something wewe aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner au later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what wewe really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, au take her to dinner, also sometimes a card au a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, wewe wont die...
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posted by nnpatel
1
 LUV U
LUV U
When I see wewe every morning I feel that your face is the only thing that I wake up early and go to school for. I feel that wewe are the bright side to my day.....you like me and I like wewe but when wewe dumped your girlfriend for me I was shocked and thought that I would faint the moment wewe asked me out.....I would only say yes to wewe if wewe promise me that wewe will never do what wewe did to youe ex girlfriend for me but wewe swore to me wewe won't and for some reason I am still saying maybe......you are waiting for the answer wewe will get tomorrow morning......I <3 JULY
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they kiss wewe and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they samaki for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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posted by LoveDraco123
2
I upendo my parents.

I don't know how I'll live without my parents, because I realize that they are the only people I'll always have. Marafiki don't last forever, and partners don't either. But your parents... they stick with wewe from the beginning until the very end. Even when they leave the world, their memory and their wise lessons guide wewe throughout life. The upendo your parents have for wewe is the strongest upendo ever felt kwa humans. And I think it would be idiotic to say otherwise.

I fight a lot with my parents. I become insolent and harsh with them at times, and sometimes, I exceed to such...
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wewe HAVE to read all of them and if wewe don't your going to come across with problems in your relationship for the inayofuata month!

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about


2) Guys are zaidi emotional then wewe think if they loved wewe at one point it takes them a lot longer then wewe think to let wewe go, and it hurts every sekunde that they arent with you

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile

4) A guy who likes wewe wants to be the only guy wewe talk to

5) Giving a guy a hanging messa​ge like "You know what uh...never mind....."...
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This is a 'HATE letter' and if wewe don't get it read between the lines (1,3,5,7,9 etc.)
Clever guy.

1. "The great upendo that I have for you
2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3. grows every day. When I see you,
4. I do not even like your face;
5. the one thing that I want to do is to
6. look at other girls. I never wanted to
7. marry you. Our last conversation
8. was very boring and has not
9. made me look mbele to seeing wewe again.
10. wewe think only of yourself.
11. If we were married, I know that I would find
12. life very difficult, and I would have no
13. pleasure in living with you. I have...
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posted by jem_
♥Love Quotes♥

1. The greatest thing wewe will ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.

2. upendo one another and wewe will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Harold Loukes

3. "You can count on the sun to rise, for the stars to come out at night, but as long as there's air to breathe, you'll always be loved kwa me."

4. "How can wewe tell the sun not to shine, when clouds exist. How can ask leaves not to fall when wind exists. How can wewe tell me not to fall in upendo when wewe exist."

5. "A friend is one who knows wewe and loves wewe just the same." - Elbert Hubbard

6. To love...
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posted by PftFan99
8
I walked in class, and one of my Marafiki was sitting in the dawati that I sit in, when my other friend isn't here, because my crush sits there. I alisema jokingly, " Get up." She laughed, got up, and said," You're so jealous." I'm like," I'm not jealous. How can I be jealous, if he isn't dating you?" "lawl" I turned around and he said,"Why did wewe have to sit there? wewe get on my nerves." "I don't mean to get on your nerves. WHY DO wewe HATE ME?" I joked. He said," I don't hate you. wewe just get on my nerves." Then I turn to my friend and said," HA! HE DOESN'T HATE ME." Then he says," Oh yeah. And...
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posted by isabelle_905
2
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last mwaka I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in ujumla, jumla system performance - particularly in the maua, ua and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf klabu 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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Ok, there will only be two dedicated makala now... for today xD I'm sorry but it's probably a phase of uandishi poems for people... SORRY!! xD

My fanpop family

So far away
Still so close
Having problems with my family
I always have my fanpop mom
She'll listen
All the time
I know I can count on her
Absolutely brilliant
Intelligent
Sweetness coming from her eyes
Let me hug wewe mom
Thank wewe for always being there for me
Far away also
Very close
Supporting each other
uandishi stories together
She'll be there for me
All the time
I know I can count on her
Totally sweet
Funny
Beautiful are moyo and face
Let me hug wewe my fanpop sister
Thank wewe for always being there for me

Sharon & Lexi - upendo wewe lots!
xxx
wewe can always count on me too