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posted by alisafun4u

Some time I feel I am lesbian. I’m 18 and want hookup with girls before, we just kisses on whole night. Some time zamani I went go further with my best friend of mine. That time we were very younger and want to do some experiment. That time I feel attracted to most of girls. That time I had not any boy friend and till now. At present I am also not attract to any boy. I had never physical attachment with any boy. I feel I understand women and I often believe of having a girlfriend. I frequently imagine about women. Can somebody tell me what they believe? I am uncertain and my Marafiki recognize...

Opinions on upendo (Part 2) Marafiki and Relationships

posted by xenriquegrl

Ok, so before I spoke about family upendo and now technically we know what it's about. Now I'm gonna talk about upendo that most teens are keen to know about but, wait, sometimes doesn't work out. Marafiki and Relationships.

Friends:
Friendship is also something we need to have in my opinion, even jackasses need it to keep their jackass title. Marafiki can betray you, fight for you, always look out for and so on. My Marafiki were great at first but later totally forgot that I existed but let's not talk about me! Marafiki can actually change your world, influence wewe take care of wewe and bla bla bla....

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that special someone

posted by bee--123

hujambo i have a special someone in my life and i upendo them they might think i don't but i do and always will till death do us apart lol it's true though i upendo him and always will he's always on my mind in my moyo and in my dreams cause i upendo him he's the one i thank well to me he is hopefully i'm his one well the one he can spend his whole life with he says i am but i don't know he might be i thank he is he is my true upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo true upendo true upendo is always there and always will be i upendo him to death do us apart upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo upendo love

LADY GAGA LYRICS _ upendo Game

posted by karlyluvsam

[x2]
Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss wewe babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my punda squeezed kwa sexy Cupid
Guess he wants to play,
Wants to play
A upendo game
A upendo game

[Pre-chorus:]
Hold me and upendo me
Just want to touch wewe for a minute
Maybe three sekunde is enough for my moyo to quit it
Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

[Chorus:]
Let's play a upendo game,
Play a upendo game
Do wewe want upendo au you...

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Kristina Pimenova! Squee!

posted by Kristina_Beauty

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful!

Hi! My name is Kristina Pimenova! You'd better look me up of wewe have never heard of me. I'll wait.

Ok, wewe ready? I'm the prettiest girl in the world! Exciting, riiiiiiight?! If wewe still don't know me very well.....JUST LOOK ME UP FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! Ugh! But if wewe have....

....thanks! I am a model! I am beautiful! And I live in Calabasas, California! Pleeeeeeease message me! I message back! And...

Like

Be a shabiki of this

Subscribe

Be a shabiki of me

And have a greeeat day! Byyyyyeeee! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

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What Girls Dont Realize About Guys...

posted by Dorito23

wewe HAVE to read all of them and if wewe don't your going to come across with problems in your relationship for the inayofuata month!

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about

2) Guys are zaidi emotional then wewe think if they loved wewe at one point it takes them a lot longer then wewe think to let wewe go, and it hurts every sekunde that they arent with you

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile

4) A guy who likes wewe wants to be the only guy wewe talk to

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind....."...

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Six Ways to Know if a Guy Likes wewe

posted by fanpop

This makala was written kwa fanpop guest contributor Stacee R.

The hardest part about dating is finding out if the guy you’re interested in actually likes you. Once it’s established, moving mbele is easy, but getting there is the tricky part. Here are six ways to know if the guy you’re crushing on is crushing back!

1. How does he act when he’s around you?

Both men and women act in strange and unusual ways when they’re around someone they like. Some people get shy while others take over and need all the attention. Most of these gestures are simple tactics to get the other’s attention....

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24 Reasons why Guys like Girls (In Guys point of view)

posted by milorox18

1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they kiss wewe and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they samaki for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...

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"Hate letter" - Just read between the lines.

posted by reneemonique

This is a 'HATE letter' and if wewe don't get it read between the lines (1,3,5,7,9 etc.)
Clever guy.

1. "The great upendo that I have for you
2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3. grows every day. When I see you,
4. I do not even like your face;
5. the one thing that I want to do is to
6. look at other girls. I never wanted to
7. marry you. Our last conversation
8. was very boring and has not
9. made me look mbele to seeing wewe again.
10. wewe think only of yourself.
11. If we were married, I know that I would find
12. life very difficult, and I would have no
13. pleasure in living with you. I have...

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Installing Husband 1.0

posted by isabelle_905

Another email…

Dear Tech Support,

Last mwaka I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in ujumla, jumla system performance - particularly in the maua, ua and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf klabu 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...

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I don't upendo wewe

posted by AlOoOosh

I don’t upendo you….
But I want to be with you…
I admire you..
I don’t upendo you..
I only want to stay with you…
I want to follow you..
To hell ……to heaven ….as long as I am with you..
About the whole world I don’t care…
As long as I am with you..
I don’t upendo you..
But I am always thinking of you..
I am not worried about you..
I am worried about my future ….about my life..about my whole world…without you………
I don’t upendo you..
But I loved dreaming with you…
I don’t upendo you..
but I am salama with wewe …
And I want to hold you
I don’t upendo you…
So…..do wewe upendo me?
I don’t hate wewe …
But please tell me..
Who am I?
And who are you???

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A TRUE BOYFRIEND

posted by isabelle_905

Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from wewe mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes wewe au hits you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her wewe upendo her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When wewe see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When wewe see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When wewe see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...

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How My Husband And I Met

posted by Dark-Blood

my wedding bands! :D

it was a mwaka zamani an after 2 really bad relationships (on here) I was done ready to give I alisema my goodbyes I had my bottle of pain pills and pepis ready to end my life at nyumbani I was going through abuse I was covered in bruises I figured my life wasn't worth living so I was done the night before I was ready to take my life I checked my fanpop ukuta and there was one post that alisema *im wounded* so I checked it this user had been dumped lied to hurt just like I had been I had never talked to this user before but now I was on his ukuta posting a *what happened ans how can I help* a few posts back...

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When he likes you...

posted by Lovedreamer96

He stares at wewe a lot- He hits wewe a lot(playfully)- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that siku she picked wewe up from schoo- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with wewe cuz wewe couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone- He tries to make wewe laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process- His voice gets softer when ever wewe two talk-You hung up on him. He called wewe back- wewe where invited kwa him to a group outin- He called wewe to talk about nothing at all.- He imitates your laugh Which...

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Tragic upendo

posted by FashionBug12

Poem-
Love is patient
Love is kind
Love is psycho
Plays with your mind.
I still need you
And wewe need me too.
Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa.
My fault, my grievous fault.
When you're hurt
By my hand
It's Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa.
To upendo is to destroy.
It's a contradiction.
When I've tried my hardest to keep wewe safe
Shield wewe from the world outside
I try to kill those who breathe on you
I feel apathy.
You're warmth on my skin
Chills me within, I push wewe away
I run away from you, my fears of losing you
Overcome my upendo for you
Cut myself, dreams of wewe deteriorating slowly kill me
Driving me insane
You ask of...

Young upendo (chapters 1-5)

posted by lovergirl7

Main characters:
Kerry- 14
Dillon- 16

Other characters:
Parker- Kerry's little brother, Travis and Lukas's best friend- 10

Trevor- Dillon's little brother- 13

Lukas- Dillon's little brother, Travis and Parker's best friend- 10

Will- Dillon's little brother- 7

Lucy- Kerry and Dillon's neighbor, Sam and Travis's little sister- 9

Sam- Lucy and Travis's older brother, Kerry's best friend- 14

Travis- Lucy's older brother, Sam's little brother, Parker and Lukas's best friend- 10

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third...

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Ti Amo Chapter four

posted by AnonymousXXX

SORRY it has taken me forever to post! I hope wewe guys still like it.

Chapter 4

She had straightened her hair and put on her inayopendelewa pair of light denim shorts. Her black halter juu was a lose fit and made her body look fabulous. She definitely needed it to after this morning. She still couldn’t figure out why she cared so much. She quickly and quietly grabbed her sandals. She was hoping to make it out the door without anyone seeing.

Success she left out the door as fast as she could.

She was shocked to see Greg’s car parked in her driveway. It was definitely a nice car. It was a Mercedes...

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45 things a girl wants but wont ask for

posted by Alexander_Rybak

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are wewe remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Marafiki together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves wewe more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her Marafiki say i upendo her zaidi than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are wewe thinking of...

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Heartbreak Hell

posted by curtains4

Boy problems.

Anyone relate?

So I'll just skip ahead to the break up. He alisema he thought I was a really nice person, but we needed to break up. My mind couldn't focus and I didn't think to ask him why he thought we should. I asked him a few days later and he alisema he wanted to tell me, but he couldn't. Like, what the hell?

My crazy-ass "friend" finally pulled him aside one siku to ask him why. She recorded their conversation on her phone. (A little creepy). When he alisema why he wanted to breakup, it sounded like he didn't like that I was too shy. I'm a very quiet person and I'm even quieter around...

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Five Things That Can Go Wrong on a First tarehe (And What to Do About It!)

posted by fanpop

This makala was written kwa fanpop guest contributor Trina G.

Dating isn’t always as easy as it sounds. Just when you’ve gotten all excited about getting the chance to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with the guy you’ve had a crush on for months, Murphy’s Law kicks in and everything goes wrong.

Are wewe cursed? Are wewe doomed to be single forever? Absolutely not! It’s just life. Just in case things do go downhill, however, here are 5 things that can potentially go wrong on your first date, and what wewe can do to fix them.

1. wewe Have a Cold

There’s nothing zaidi frustrating than planning a chajio, chakula cha jioni tarehe with...