WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me wewe upendo me.
Girl:I upendo you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can wewe take off my kofia, chapeo and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the inayofuata day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his kofia, chapeo so that she would live even if he died.