Madhubala- ek ishq ek junoon Madhubala- ek ishq ek junoon Dialogues

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Main aag to tum bhi aag.. main tuffan to tum bhi kuchha kam nai..
main paagal to tum mujhse bhi badi paagal... aur is sab ke bawjood main tum se paaglo ki taraha pyaar karta hoon...
 wewe can Post any Dialogues of this onyesha anytime. [b]Main aag to tum bhi aag.. main tuffan to tum b
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Madhubala- ek ishq ek junoon 31 majibu

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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
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RK's dialogues to Madhubala :

Ghar Mein Bhi Main, Parde Par Bhi Main..... Diwana Kar Dene Ki Koi Hadd Hoti Hai.

Jis ladki ki kamar par RK ka haath hota hai, uske chehre par noor or hoto par muskurahat apne aap aa jati hai...smile karo na Biwi.

Tum kya pichle janam me chemist thi jab dekho dawaio ke peeche padi rehti ho.

Biwi jao...2 din apne maike mein aish karo Ek beti ko kitchen mein chaku se tamatar kaat ta hua baap achha lag sakta hai par kisi ka gala kaat ta hua nahi.

Mera dialogue abhi pura nahi hua hai biwi..... aur mujhe pasand nahi ki koi mera dialog beech mein kaate.

Naah...tum ye kabhi nahi karogi biwi..... balki tumhara bas chale to tum hafte mein teen din mere liye vrat rakho...meri lambi umar ke liye.

Tumhari saari ne mujhe pagal bana diya hai..... warna insaan hum bhi kaam ke the.

Biwi agar tum RK ke dialogues chura ke bol rahi ho to theek se bolo..... Respect do dialogs ko.

Mere muskurane ki do wajah hai..... wajah number 1 - main muskurata hua bahut aacha dikhta hun...aur wajah number 2 - ab tumse koi bhi baat manwana kitna aasaan ho gaya hai...warna wo pehle wali Madhubala ufff...uski to baat hi kuch aur thi.

Biwi..... kamaal ka talent hai tumhare paas..... itni dur baith kar bhi mujhe irritate kar rahi ho.

Main Tumhe Phone Kar Ke Kehne Wala Tha Ki Mujhe Yaad Karna Band Karo Kyuki Mujhe Aur Hichkiya Nahi Leini..

Kuch nahi samajhti tum..Jab mai khud aaj tak RK ko samajh nahi paya..Toh tum hoti kaun ho RK ko samjhne wali..!!

Abhi na Jao Chod ke...Dil abhi Barha Nahi..:

Yeh dekh rahi ho yahan hum donom ke beech ek choti si car park ho sakti hain..!!

Kis Liye.. Jo Hua Agar Uske Liye Sorry Bol Rahi Ho Toh Koi Zarurat Nahi..
Haan Agar Meri SHIRT Ke Liye Keh Rahi Ho Toh, Isey Bechane Wale Ne Kaha Tha Ki HAFTE Mai 1 Baar Isey Aasuao Se Dhona Iski SHINE Iski CHAMAK bani Rahegi.. SO Thank You ;)

Madhu: Rk mein khud kha lungi...
Rk: pata hai tum toh strong women ho.... dekhte hain....
Madhu: Rk... tum raat bhar soye nahi ho maine
tumse kaha na..
Rk: bakwas bandh.. muh bandh aur aa karo....
Madhu: acha...ek minute muh bandh karke
aa kaise karte hai? iss ki khubsurat jhaki dikhayein na....
Rk: chalo kam se kam tumne mujhe khubsurat toh samjha....
Madhu: ji nahi maine kaha khubsurat jhake dikhayein maine aapko khubsurat toh nahi kaha... khubsurat toh ladhkiyan hoti hai aap toh hands... [madhu stops]
Rk: AHAAAN ;)
Madhu: aap batane wale the na woh aa.. hah...muh bandh karke aa kaise karte hai?
Rk: Biwi tum toh super women ho The Madhubala.. woh toh kuch bhi kar sakti hai... :p


RK: Saal ka ek din karvachauth ka vrat rakhegi aur baki 364 din apne pati ki jaan khaegi....

Main aag to tum bhi aag.. main tuffan to tum bhi kuchha kam nai..
main paagal to tum mujhse bhi badi paagal... aur is sab ke bawjood main tum se paaglo ki taraha pyaar karta hoon...



RK to Bittoo Ji


Ruko...Bhabhi ji ko bhi saath le kar jao neeche...inse sukh-dukh ki baatein karo, tv dikhao inhe...kyonki is ghar mein inka time paas nahi ho raha hai.

Bittooji hamein aapki bahot yaad aayegi...

Bittooji kisi kaam se mujhe yaad kar rahe the ya bahot zor se meri yaad aayi.


Bittu G- Agar Ek Pati Patni Ne Ek Raat Bahar Bitaayi Toh Ismey Kaon Si Badi Baat Hai....!!

Bas Dil Se Dil Ki Mulakaath Hui Aur Kuch Baat Hui...Haina Biwi



RK to Shamsher


Kaisa lagega Sasurji jab log apki beti se "Papa kaise hai?" iske badle ye puchenge, "Papa pakde gaye?

Yadi ek awaaz aur aap jail ki salakhon ke peeche honge kurta aur aadhi nikkar pehene chakki peesing and peesing and peesing"

Bad luck sasurji...aapko 3 mauke mile fir bhi aap mera kuch nahi bigaad paaye..... achha khasa khada hu aapke saamne..... aur maine ek hi baar mein apki kya halat kar di thi tch tch tch....
Aap lambi aur ghehri saas le...aur kripya mujhe bataye ki kyo aapne apne damaad..... sorry correction...Apne beti ke suhaag ko ujadna chaha?

Muddai Laakh Bura Chahe To Kya Hota Hai?...... Wahi Hota Hai Jo Manzoore RK Hota Hai

Maanna padega...dushmani ki to takkar ki...aur jab maine saza maangi to RK ke standard ki saza di..... agar goli haath mein lag jaati ya khandho se lag kar nikal jaati to ek baar phir main aapse naraaz ho jaata..... RK ki izzat rakh li aapne

Sasuma hum chamgadar Toh Hain Nahi Jo Raat Mein Ghumne Nikal Jaayenge.
Mere liye itni bhakti kaafi hai agar isse zyada bhakti ki to bhagwaan bhi confuse ho jayenge ki ye RK hi hai ya koi aur..... mere liye packup.


RK : apki beti ko aap logo ki bohat yaad ati hai...itna ki isse khana bhi nehi khaya jata...issliye isse yaha chod ke ja raha hoon par sirf 2din ke liye...''

 [b] RK's dialogues to Madhubala :[/b] Ghar Mein Bhi Main, Parde Par Bhi Main..... Diwana Kar Dene
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
Jhuthi Ho Tum.. Bahut Badi Jhuti...

Mere Liye Jee Sakti Ho.. Mere Liye Mar Sakti Ho..

Par Sab Kuch Chodkar Mere Saath Nahi Chal Sakti.. Kyunki Trishna Ka Career, Maa Or Malik Ki Beech Ki Duriya Mitana Chahti Ho.. Sab Kuch Theek Karna Chahti Ho...
 Jhuthi Ho Tum.. Bahut Badi Jhuti... Mere Liye Jee Sakti Ho.. Mere Liye Mar Sakti Ho.. Par Sab
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK - ''koi alaag nehi kar sakte hai hume..ab hamesha sath rahenge hum....
jo gunah jo mazak maine kiya hai ab usse pavitra karna chahta hun..4 pherro nehi ab 7 pherre ki shaadi karna chahta hun tumhare sath..''
 RK - ''koi alaag nehi kar sakte hai hume..ab hamesha sath rahenge hum.... jo gunah jo mazak maine ki
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
heart
RK : ‎''ek baar jo chiz meri ho jaye phir main usse kabhi nehi chodta..♥ ''
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
big smile
RK : ‎''biwi rona bandh maat karna kyuki tum rote huye bohat cute lagti ho''
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK : “Biwi tumhare paas sirf do options hai, yaa to tumhe dawai peene hogi yah phir tumhe dawai peene hi hogi”
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
wink
RK : "Biwi remote kharab ho gaya hai... Biwi rewind ka button kaam kar hi nahi raha... Dekho yeh abhi bhi humare kamre mein khadi hai bahar jaa hi nahi rahi..."
 RK : "Biwi remote kharab ho gaya hai... Biwi rewind ka button kaam kar hi nahi raha... Dekho yeh abh
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK : Biwi tum din bar mein jitni aasu bahati ho...utni tho rajastan mein saal bhar mein bhi baarish nahi hoti..kaise manage karti
 RK : Biwi tum din bar mein jitni aasu bahati ho...utni tho rajastan mein saal bhar mein bhi baarish
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
big smile
Madhu- ''RK, i love u''

RK- ''biwi, me too...i love me''
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
''Uparwala jab bhi deta hai thappad mar ke deta hai...''
 ''Uparwala jab bhi deta hai thappad mar ke deta hai...''
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
heart
Biwi Mujhe 3 Bachhe Chahiye 2 Ladkiya Aur 1 Ladka.. Bilkul Meri Jungli Billi Jaise
 Biwi Mujhe 3 Bachhe Chahiye 2 Ladkiya Aur 1 Ladka.. Bilkul Meri Jungli Billi Jaise
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
Dipali : Inteha ho gai intezar ki. .aai na kuch khabar RK ke yaar ki..
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK - " jab koshish ko pata chalta hai ki uska paala R.K se padne wala hai toh wo khud R.K samman mei kamyab ho jati hai.."
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
Madhu -Tum to sweet si ek badi si laddu ho jisse main gabgab karke ek hi bhar mein kha sakti hu
 Madhu -Tum to sweet si ek badi si laddu ho jisse main gabgab karke ek hi bhar mein kha sakti hu
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
R.K - Tum aankhon se bolti hui acchi lakti ho..Sirf aankhon se..!!

Madhu - R.k ki Biwi huin dialogue maarna tho haq hain mera
 R.K - Tum aankhon se bolti hui acchi lakti ho..Sirf aankhon se..!! Madhu - R.k ki Biwi huin dialog
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
‎RK - Biwi Woh Dialouge Suna Hai

Ye ISHQ Nahi Aasan Ek AAG Ka Dariya Hai Aur Doob Ke Jaana Hai..
Yaha Dariya Hai Aur Yaha AAG, Ab Tum Batao Jalna Hai ya Dobna Hai..

Madhubala - Aag Mai Jalna Chahungi, Iss AAG Mai, Aur Waisey Bhi Ye aag Toh Cute Si Hai Na.. Tumne Woh Sher Toh Suna Hi Hoga
Ye ISHQ Nahi Aasan Bas Itna samjh lijiye ..Is aag Se thodi aag Chura kar LOVE Ka Bornfire Jalayenge Taaliyaa.

jalne Se Bahut dard Hoga.. Manjoor Hai na Jalne se jo dard Hoga wo Manjur nahi..
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
Madhu - Jo aadmi mujhe mauth dene ki baat kar raha hain..usko yeh nahi pata ki aaj R.k aake usko mauth dega..!!
 Madhu - Jo aadmi mujhe mauth dene ki baat kar raha hain..usko yeh nahi pata ki aaj R.k aake usko mau
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK to Madhu- "Par Kaun Kambaqht tumhe bacha raha tha... Main toh waise hoon hi selfish... Main toh apni zindagi bacha raha tha... Agar tumhe kuch ho jata toh mera kya hota... Bas ek hi baat ka afsos hai ke woh Balraj Chaudhary mere haaton se nahi mara... I wish woh zinda rehta... How dare he.. Tumhe marne ki dhamki de raha tha..."
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
R.K - Nahi..Car mein Ghar banane ki soch raha huin
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
R.K - oh shit..!!

Madhu - Sahi kaha ye shit hi hain
 R.K - oh shit..!! Madhu - Sahi kaha ye shit hi hain
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK : ‎''mere personal property ko inn logone kitchen mein personal assistant bana diya huh''
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK - ''Hauslo se veer ho.. Gai se zyada balveer
ho.. Come on ACtion hero. .think its
Commando Mission ..get in Action..''
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK : Biwi ek baat batao,woh Kya hota hai, jo seene mein baye taraf hota hai,chota sa... bohat boigda hua... insaan ko kamzor banana waal,aur din bar bakwaas karne wala.... "DIL"...jab tak tumhare seene mein dil hai...tum RK nahi ban sakti...aur agar tumne RK banne ka itna hi shauk hai toh.. tumhe apne dil ko maarna hoga..Phir tum RK ban sakti ho shauk se.."
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
Madu : ‎"Kaho Na RK Jhoot Bol Rahe Ho.. Ha Na?"
 Madu : ‎"Kaho Na RK Jhoot Bol Rahe Ho.. Ha Na?"
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK : Studio ki uss raat se... aaj tak.. hum dono ke beech jo bhi hua... woh sab JHOOTH tha.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
R.K - Ye Duniya dekhe ki R.k se Dushmani nahi swargiya hone deti hain aur nahi jeene dei hain.
 R.K - Ye Duniya dekhe ki R.k se Dushmani nahi swargiya hone deti hain aur nahi jeene dei hain.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK - ''Me apni x-wife se nafrat ya badla lo ye haq mera hai aur kisi ka nahi ''
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK : kanoon ke hath bahut lambe hai.. thappad marunga tumhare gaal par!Tum aai to apni marzi se.. par jaogi meri marzi se..Amitabh Bachchan! 1975

Madu: Ye police station hai tumhare baap ka ghar nahi..!Amitabh Bachchan Zanjeer 1973
 RK : kanoon ke hath bahut lambe hai.. thappad marunga tumhare gaal par!Tum aai to apni marzi se.. pa
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK : madhu madhu madhu...
Bittu ji : cheif ab.. Ab itna jungle pehla hua hai kahan dhondenge bhabhi ji ko humain forun police bula leni chahiye! Cheif..
RK : bittu ji agar madhu ko is jungle main kuch hua tho sab se pehle is jungle ko agg lagaoon ga.... asi bate kerne ke liye app ko uss agg main phek dunga! Bate ayi samjh main..
 RK : madhu madhu madhu... Bittu ji : cheif ab.. Ab itna jungle pehla hua hai kahan dhondenge bhabhi
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK : kyunki mujhe aapki bahu ki lat lag gai hai..!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Stelenavamp said…
RK - Har dhadkan tumhare meri hai.. har saas pe haq hai mera...
tu zinda kisi aur shareer mein hai.. bas itna sa haq hai tera...