so here are some great bitchy nukuu :D

~If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.~

~I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you~

~I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what wewe can't have~

~Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.~

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Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless wewe use magic marker then you're fucked~

~Do wewe believe in upendo at first site? au should I walk kwa again~

ˇ~They say true upendo hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles!~

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FOR ALL OF wewe WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!~

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I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own BITCH!~

~DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE~

~Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!~

~Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!~

~What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do wewe tell them to go? ~

~I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.~