Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down inayofuata to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I uigizaji surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's songesha on to the characters. The first...

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Salt Lake City, 1966

Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into kitanda with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor inayofuata to eighteen other...