Mermaids I mean who doesnt like them they swim gracefully swifly and elagent as their bodys take a lifetime experience that hardly anyone has experienced.I will tell wewe about all the latest ways on how to become a mermaid .This was recomended kwa a scientist in 2007 .He alisema that to become a mermaid wewe must insert samaki blood into your vains with a syringe wewe can not drink it because it will just end up trvelling through wewe digestive system and the blood will not get anywhere aprt from down the sewage sytem and I would not recomend this to anyone because it is hazadus but if wewe really want to try it out get some safety measures first because if something did happen wewe would need to sort it out and fast and if wewe are absoulutely desperrate to try this out get a specialist such as a paramedic to stand kwa just incase .