Michael Jackson Article: (Bad Era)Michael reacts to....ahem...."Medical Checkup"

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(Bad Era)Michael reacts to....ahem...."Medical Checkup"

posted by foreveraMJJFan

Setting: Michael and his wife are talking about starting a family of there own. In order to do so michael and his wife make sure they are both as healthly as possiable. Michael was okay with the diet and taking the vitamins but his wife was about to ask him to do something, no man ever wants to do..............

Michael and his wife are sitting in the waiting room of the doctor's office
Michael: Honey do i really have to do this??
Wife: yes, dont wewe want to make sure everything is in check down there so we can start a family?
Michael: Yes i do but do they really have to.....you know grab it? I dont likeanyone besides wewe touching me in that area.
Wife: Do wewe want kids au not?!
Michael: Yes i already alisema that! Just then the doctor walks in and calls michael to the exam room. Michael follows the doctor into the exam room
Doctor: Alright Mr.Jackson drop'em
Michael: Excuse me?
Doctor: well i cant very well check your prostate if wewe dont. Now drop' em
Michael groans and does what the doctor told him to. Everything goes okay until the doctor pulls out a needle.
Michael: What the hell is that for?
Doctor: Its a shot that i give to all my patients who are having a prostate exam, its suppose to prevent cancer au something like that.
Michael quickly yanks his pants up and darts out of the exam room
Michael: Stick a needle in my groin? I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!

Scene

eazybreezy24, mj231 and 7 others like this

mj231 lol

MJpixy My God,I love these stories,please,write some more!

MJDirtyDiana829 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Run, Michael, RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMJ!!!!!!!! This was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! OMJ!!!! I love this one!!! Love you for making this ForeveraMJJFan!!!!! OMJ!!!! I'm hyperventilating!!! LMFAO!!!!

cherl12345 It's hillarious

I-luv-MB2012 LOLOLOL that is too funny!if I was MJ I would do the same thing!!!!!!XDD

pamluv10 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crazy funny

Miabear1998 LOL. If somebody says, "or something like that", that means there not a doctor and being pervs trying to look at somebody else 'naughty bits'. So, RUN MICHAEL RUN!

eazybreezy24 I don't blame him I'd run too lmao

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My Dear Friend Part 13

posted by Eternalmike

Dahlia's Bracelet

Dahlias P.O.V
That was the longest siku I have ever spent at Michael's house.I'm at my what's going to be my old house.I was at Michael's house from nine am to seven pm. Me and Michael were talking on and on. Michael was attached to me and Athena was attached to Michael! Michael suddenly asked me if he could keep my cat. I told him no. Then Michael was getting something, Athena was following him and meowing.When Michael came back with holding and petting Athena, I still told him no. He frowned and then hugged me tightly.Athena was licking his face. Then Jermaine came to talk to me. He confessed...

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My Dear Friend Part 10

posted by Eternalmike

Dahlia's P.O.V
Today is Monday, time to go back to school! I'm glad that school is almost over! It is May but early May. My cat is meowing sadly because she knows I have to go to school.My parents just woke me up two dakika ago.My cat is probably saying 'Don't go, don't go' Athena climbed up on my kitanda and started rolling like a dog. I guess Athena really misses me when I go to school! I'm guessing she can't wait until I have summer vacation...

Michael's P.O.V (walking to school, mbele in time)
I decided to bring my journal with me. Marlon's all looking at me like I'm crazy.Finally he asked...

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My Dear Friend Part 9

posted by Eternalmike

Dahlia's P.O.V
So today was fun with Michael's family and Athena.Even though Athena kept begging me to play with her! Did I tell wewe how needy and stubborn this cat is? That cat just kept meowing and giving me the sad cat face until I paid full attention to her! Also Michael kept telling me that Athena will be his.I knew Athena was part of Michael's diabolical plan to steal Athena! But luckily at the end of the day, I still have Athena! Athena is inayofuata to me, cuddled up in kitanda with me. I am petting her with one hand and using another to write. Athena is meowing and she's doing her I miss someone...

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My Dear Friend Part 7

posted by Eternalmike

Dahlia's P.O.V
So today is Wednesday and Michael invited me to his house for Friday. I already finished school and my little homework.I have met his family, he has such a big family! I only have a big brother. I also have my cat Athena. I'm a shabiki of Greek mythology and plus Athena tricked me into giving her my milk! Athena is a very smart cat. Athena is also silly and curious, like Michael.Michael wanted to bring my cat home. I told him you're not the only one that loves Athena! Today when he was inviting me to his house on Friday, he asked me if I could bring my cat along! I actually alisema maybe....

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My Dear Friend Part 5

posted by Eternalmike

Dahlia's Flashback to when she and Michael first met

It was a summery siku and the first siku of school.I was so nervous."Mommy,what if I don't make friends?" I asked in the car on the way to school."Don't worry, wewe are a very sweet girl, I'm sure you'll make friends" My mom told me. I nodded hoping that what she is saying is true.My dad suddenly stopped the car and to my surprise, we were at my school.My stomach is having lots of butterflies as I got out of the car and into the school with my dad.As we got near the school, my dad alisema " Alright, this is it. I hope wewe have a wonderful first...

Michael makala just for test

posted by snehashis

Michael Joseph Jackson[2][3] (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009)[4] was an American singer-songwriter, actor, and businessman. Often referred to as the King of Pop,[5][6] his contributions to music, dance, and fashion, along with his publicized personal life, made him a global figure in maarufu culture for over four decades.

The eighth child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional muziki scene along with his brothers as a member of The Jackson 5 in 1968, and began his solo career in 1971. In the early 1980s, Jackson became a dominant figure in maarufu music. The muziki video for...

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My Dear Friend Part 2

posted by Eternalmike

Michael's P.O.V
So today I went to school with Dahlia and had lots of fun! I was making her maziwa come out of her nose! After school, we were playing tag in Dahlia's backyard. She has a bigger house than me, she has four bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen,and three bathrooms. I wish I had 3 bathrooms! Unfortunately, she lives kinda far from my neighborhood so she can't stop kwa my house every day.I would upendo hanging out with her every siku but also, I have to practice Monday through Thursday.I have to play the congas but I wanna sing! I'm in a group with my brothers.I got in that group kwa singing...

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1995 Interview With Journalist, Diane Sawyer

added by cherl12345

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Who is It? Part 4

posted by Fashionista101

The woman in the white suit is looking her reflection in the vanity mirror, touching her face. The man in the eyeglasses and suit looks at her, staring at her with intensity. The dakika she turns around, he quickly leaves, causing her to put her eyes down to the ground.

And It Doesn’t Seem To Matter
And It Doesn’t Seen Right
‘Cause The Will Has Brought
No Fortune
Still I Cry Alone At Night
Don’t wewe Judge Of My Composure
‘Cause I’m Lying To Myself
And The Reason Why She Left Me
Did She Find Someone Else?

It was a full moon tonight, the sky...

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Bad era: wewe belong to me pt.8

posted by mj231

I shook her hand “Yeah I'm Mr. Jackson. Call me Michael, though." I alisema as she smiled and I asked to talk with Jessie “She's in here." Leslie alisema while she opened the door and I walked in, Jessie sat up on the kitanda “Hey, Michael. I can explain." I put my hands on my hips “How did she get here? And why is she here after I told wewe that wewe should leave her?" I asked as Jessie got out of kitanda and got ready “I called her and she cried for me not to leave her and she wanted to see me. So I alisema she can come over and she got a ticket and kwa six in the morning, she was here and we made...

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Bad: Trapped kwa upendo Chapter 17

posted by mjkingofpop1

Michael was holding Janelle close to him, running his hand up and down her back, trying to calm her down. Janelle had her face buried into his shoulder and she was still shaking. She was literally frightened kwa what Wesley did to her...well...almost did to her. Michael never thought that Wesley would do such a thing.
'I hope Martin is talking to him about that...that is just wrong and inappropriate, especially if he didn't know about what happened to Janelle when she was 16.' He thought.
He leaned back against the ukuta and pulled Janelle closer to him, putting her between his legs and putting...

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Michael- Valentine's siku

added by mjOlik

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Look At Michael ^_^

added by M_Annie_J

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Is it me au I'm going insane? ( J5 era 1972)

posted by Eternalmike

Michael in this story visits this strange abandoned house.He thinks that it's just a run down house but it's zaidi than that...

Michael is so done with Marlon gawking at passing kwa girls."Ooh she is foxy,don't wewe think Mike?" Marlon said."Marlon stop! wewe know I have a girlfriend!" Michael said."Oh yeah,Mariah!" Marlon said."Right.So can wewe please stop gawking at girls!" Michael demanded."Alright! Mariah is really pretty anyway" Marlon said."No,she's beautiful and don't forget it" Michael said. Michael saw Mariah and ran to kiss her."Hey baby!"Michael said."Hey honey" Mariah replied.Mariah...

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J5 era upendo Story (part 16)

posted by Eternalmike

Michael went off to meet his brothers but instead found Joseph. "Hey Joseph, I was going to meet my brothers" Michael said."Oh really? Then why I saw wewe with that girl?" Joseph asked." Um because she wanted to ask me questions" Michael lied."About what?" Joseph asked."The band and our music" Michael lied again.Joseph looked Michael in the eye to see if his son was telling the truth. Few moments later, Joseph finally alisema " We gotta rehearse, c'mon!" Joseph walked quickly with Michael following behind.Michael is relieved.
Michael greeted his brothers and production people." Ok so the onyesha is...

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Backstage At The 1984 Grammy Awards

added by cherl12345

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Visiting The White House Back In 1984

added by cherl12345

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Happy New Year,Michael!

added by mjOlik

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Thomas Sneddon + DS = Devil's Sperm

posted by Fashionista101

Thomas Sneddon aka 'DS' is a nasty son of a bitch, the devil's son and Captain Hook of Neverland Valley Ranch and any Michael Jackson hater is his crew.
He thinks he's a prosecutor, but he's not. He's Captain Hook who's been chasing our Peter Pan, Michael Joesph Jackson, who's been making an entire fool out of himself from 1993 up until's Michael's untimely death. He's just a grotesque magical creature: ugly on the inside as he is on the outside, pathetic, an absolute loser. He attacks and talks s*** about an innocent man; going as far as to having a tafuta warrant of Michael's genitals, having...

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Pretty Baby

added by cherl12345