with Marafiki

When i found the note, i read it and it alisema dear Lauren if wewe find this note,i read it and it alisema dear Lauren if wewe find this note i want u to know that i will be away for a couple of days.I went down the pwani with your father since u are alone in the house. i expect the whole entire house to get spotless when i get nyumbani ok.There is water in the fridge for the cat and a KFC bucket of fried Chicken for u to eat.
Love Mom
Ok this is weird.why would my own mother write something like this.This is weird.Why would my mom write something like this.This is nothing she would say to me.More importantly...