MB Funny Moments part 2

-The inayofuata Day-
Ray: *wakes up gose in living room*
All but Ray: *laugh*
Prince: hujambo guys we got a new TV
Prod: hujambo guys when did E.T come to town????
Jess: Invastion of the ants
Alana: I didn't know wewe guys had a pet deer
All but Ray: *laugh*
Ray: Whats so funny????
Roc: *hands him a mirror*
Ray: *screams like a girl*
Prod: Roc wewe gotta stop pinching yourself
Roc: That wasn't me that was Ray
Ray: WHY ANIT YALL TELL ME MY BRAIDS WERE STICKING UP
Tori: In all fairness we gave wewe hints
Ray: Baby????
Mary: Yes????
Ray: Can wewe rebraid my hair
Mary: Sure
Ray: *takes out big comb*
Mary: WELL DANG WERE wewe GET A...

AFTER 10 HOURS OF BEING TOGETHER ON THE BEACH... ITS NOW 03:15 am...

Keyera and Craig are walking on the beach

Craig: did wewe have fun?
Keyera: yeah thanx, I hardly ever come here coz my dad... *voice trails off*
Craig: what bout your dad?
Keyera: uhh *looks down* my dad... Uh... Cant afford to bring me here thats why
Craig: oh ohkay, *takes out platinum card* wewe can use this for the mean-time
Keyera: no its fine thanx
Craig: baby I wanna see wewe happy
Keyera: *keeps quiet*
Craig: Kea... Kea...
Keyera: *tear drops* Craig?
Craig: whats wrong? *really worried*
Keyera: *whispers* Dorian was right
Craig: *heard...

Sorry I havent been uploadin in while, I'l make it up to yall...

RAY GETS TO THE HOSPITAL RYT AFTER THEY alisema SANIYA CAN GO IN...

Ray: wat are u doing here?
Saniya: Im here to see my boyfriend
Ray: boyfriend??? I thought u were the one who broke up with him
Saniya: I regret that
Ray: so u only see that u regret that coz my brother is laying in a damn hospital bed??
Saniya: NO!
Ray: get out
Saniya: hell no
Ray: get the fuck out now!
Saniya: dont tell me what to do yhu buttcrack!
Ray: yhu are such a-(gco)
Doc: is everything okay?
Ray:Does eerything look fucking perfect?? My brother is laying there and tell...

Keyera: u damn jerk!
Dad: *turns around* what did u call me
Keyera: u are a piece of useless crap! U are just some dumb fuck!
???: Kea, just leave him
Keyera: i've been holding this in 4 far too long, Sean
Sean: Kea, just-(gco)
Dad: go upstairs to your room, now!
Sean: but dad, i stil-(gco)
Dad: ur room Sean, NOW!!
Sean: fine *looks at Kea* will u be fine?
Keyera: yeah, thanks
SEAN LEAVES
Dad: look here, Keyera, I upendo you, u are my daughter and i want the best for you
Keyera: psshh as if and thats "step" daughter to you
Dad: whatever, same shit anyway
Keyera: why do wewe hate mom?
Dad: i dont hate ur mother,...

2 WEEKS LATER...
Prod is at the mall

???: hujambo stranger
Craig: huh?*turns around* Keyera, hey!
Keyera: wasup?
Craig: nuthin much, u?
Keyera: yeah, and umm-(gco)
???: Kea, lets go!
Keyera: but im still-(gco)
???: I alisema LETS GO!!
Keyera: yes, Daddy *look at Craig with "help me" eyes* bye *walks off with her dad*

Craig pov
This girl is really beautiful but everytime i talk 2 her, she looks scared, and *puts his hand in his jean pocket and pulls out something* i still have her bracelet?!

???: STOP HER! SHE'S GETTING AWAY!

Craig getting out the duka and gets bumped kwa some1

???: im sorry *runs away*
Craig: Keyera!!...

Prince: Sani? *starts panicking* DOCTOR! DOCTOR!

Doctors come rushing

Doc: can u please get out...
Prince: why is she...
Saniya: *still shaking, her eyes roll back*
Doc: NOW SIR!!

Prince gets out...
Doc gets out after 2 hours

Prince: *jumps up* is she ok?
Doc: yes, she is but it looks as if something is troubling her
Prince: *teary eyed* oh,umm, can i see her?
Doc: ok, she's just in a bit of a state but again yes u can
Prince: thank u *he goes inside*

Saniya is just sitting there staring into space

Prince: hello
Saniya: *looks at him* hello
Prince: *starts crying* urgh man, i cant do this
Saniya: do what??...

Prince wit the doctor

Prince: hujambo Doc
Doc: hey, can i help you?
Prince: umm... well..can i ask wewe for a favor?
Doc: wel it depends
Prince: can i be her care taker?
Doc: well wewe can visit her when wewe get nyumbani :
Prince: no i mean be her ... personal nurse... wewe know, like the assigned nurse
Doc: O_O
Prince: please sir
Doc: umm wewe may go nyumbani now *looks @ him* wewe looks like wewe need the rest
Prince: look sir, this is the only way i can repay her for wat i did
Doc: what wewe did???
Prince: just forget that
Doc: look we cant just give out that position i mean we got highly qualified nurses for that
Prince:...

Room 123
Saniya (skittlez) is just sitting on her kitanda watching t.v

Prince: he...hello
Saniya: hey
Prince: how u doing?
Saniya: im doing great thnx & u are??
Prince: umm uh...
Saniya: u must be my nurse ryt? U so young but thats also cool
Prince: wat? No im not-(gco)
Saniya: nice 2 meet u, my name is Saniya and u?
Prince: im Jacob and-(gco)
Saniya: can i call u Jake?
Prince: uhmm, okay
Saniya: great, then since ur my nurse, u my friend! Lemme give u a hug (gets off)
Prince: Sani, no
Saniya: *gets up but hurt herself* AHHHH
Prince: *catches her* Saniya, wtf?? Just sit ur punda down, u dnt wanna hurt urself...

Doc: well lemme say, she's still alive
Ray: is dat the bad news???
Prince: *gives him the "imma pop a cap, herufi kubwa in ur ass" look*
Ray: wat? He alisema he got bad news so-(gco)
Chanie: shutup Ray!
Doc: ohkay... Well the bad news is, she is in a severe coma case
Prince: what?? Plz man, can't u do anythin bout it? Plz *starts crying*
Doc: * looks @ him* look sir, she is fine ok, just in deep sleepin mode
Prince: *crying* I KNOW WAT A FUCKIN COMA IS,GODDAMN IT!!
Chanie: calm down Prince
Doc: and the worse news are... She might suffer from memory loss from wat recently happened and about 2 years ago
Evry1: R U SERIOUS??...

Skittlez: *tears in her eyes* P...Prince?
Prince: *pushes Skylar off* Skitt! Umm... Uh?
Skylar: oh, Skittlez, hujambo and what are u doing here coz ur disturbing us?
Skittlez: *tears fall down* oh, my bad, i'll be right out and umm... Prince...i enjoyed wat we had while it lasted *walks out*
Prince: Skitt wait!
Skylar: just leave her hunny, if she cared she wud still be here, like im here 4 u ryt now
Prince: whateva *runs after Skittlez*

Skittlez pov
how cud he?? He just let me pour out my moyo 2 him then just... He just... *crying*

Prince: Skitt! Wait! I can explain!
Skittlez: *turns around* what can...

Skittlez knocks on Prince's door
Prince Mom=PM

PM: *opens door* hello
Skittlez: hujambo ma'am, can I plz talk 2 Prin- i mean Jacob?
PM: Oh... Okay, come in
Skittlez: thank u *comes in*
PM: he's in his room, but plz be nice coz he was in a mood when he came in
Skittlez: alright ma'am *goes up the stairs & knocks on his door*
Prince: WHAT??
Skittlez: okay jeez, umm can i come in?
Prince: i dnt know, can u?
Skittlez: *rolls eyes* yeah i can *comes in*

Prince was just sittin in his kitanda with tears in his eyes

Skittlez: hello *goes 2 sit inayofuata 2 him*
Prince: *looks up* hey
Skittlez: look im sorry okay, ur not my...

@ the park...
Riley: excuse me umm Jacob??
Prince: *pulls back 4rm kiss* hey??
Skylar: hello, but we were still busy
Skittlez: im so sorry but-(gco)
Prince: Skitt can i talk 2 u? In private?
Skittlez: uhh *looks @ Riley* ok
THEY songesha AWAY
Prince: hujambo Skitt
Skittlez: hujambo Jake
Prince: sorry but can i ask u sumthin?
Skittlez: yeah, since u already have
Prince: do u luv Riley?
Skittlez: *0_0* uhh... Yes! Yeah, i do luv him
Prince: do u know the true meaning of love?
Skittlez: *:-/* yeah ... Well... Do u??
Prince: i dont believe in upendo because i still dont have u!
Skittlez: REALLY!? I mean wat??
Prince: look Skittlez,...