Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the gppony, pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except upinde wa mvua Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the mti tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several hundred feet and dove, streaking downward as fast as she could. sekunde before...

Chapter 3 - Every upinde wa mvua Has An End:
Pinkie rolled her eyes. Putting down the hammer and tongs, she walked back in front of her friend and stared pensively at the broken pegasus. Gilda didn’t even cry this much when she had a live parasprite stuffed down her throat. Pinkie thought for a dakika about what to do next, then had a sudden spark of inspiration.
Rotating a wheel on the rack, Pinkie laid Dash on her back, then moved to Dash’s hind legs, bringing the can with her. Picking up her tools, Pinkie drove a searing hot spike of metal directly into the bottom of Dash’s hoof. As Dash...

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since upinde wa mvua Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" applejack had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the maktaba to mull things over. ‘First apple Bloom, then Twist, and now upinde wa mvua Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded. The town had called a meeting. The mayor came up and made the announcement....

Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn’t move. She couldn’t see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the gppony, pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.
    
“Hi!” she giggled.
    
“Where am I, what’s going on?” The frightened little filly asked.
    “Oh, well, wewe see, your number came up and I gotta make cupcakes.” Pinkie explained
    “W…wha…what does that mean? What are wewe talking about?”
    
“Oh, nothing. I wouldn’t worry if I were you. It’ll be over soon.” She approached the girl,...

keki 2, Friendship is Slaughter
Written kwa Bitcloud
Edited kwa the super awesome Satanisthesavior


Applebloom wiped the sweat from her brow with a long sigh. Her task had taken a lot longer than Pinkie alisema it would. She felt sick from the scene before her: Silver Spoon’s empty body hung on the rack before her.
Pinkie got out of her chair hidden in the darkness of a nearby corner of the gruesome dungeon. As Pinkie stepped into the light, Applebloom could see an ecstatic smile on her face. Pinkies hooves made a slight sucking sound as she walked across the congealing blood on the floor. “You’re...

Chapter 2 - Dress-up Time!:

Drip, drip, drip.
Rarity tossed and turned, eyes closed. ‘Is the roof leaking again?’ She wondered.
Drip, drip ,drip.
‘This will be the third time I’ve had to get those colts to fix that thing.’
Drip, drip, drip.
“No, it’s time to get up, get dressed.” Rarity sleepily yawned, opening her eyes. She noticed it was so dark she could hardly see a hoof in front of her. She looked down at her bedsheet. “That’s strange, this doesn’t feel like a kitanda sheet.” It took Rarity a few moments to notice that she was actually sleeping on a pile of her dresses....