what is your fav mortal instrument quote?

From the City of Fallen Angels- doesn't really give anything away if wewe haven't read it:
"Nice." Clary grinned, bending down to fold up the blanket they'd brought to sit on. "You're just worried they'll hire a male instructor and he'll be hotter than you."
Jace's eyebrows went up. "Hotter than me?”
    “It could happen,” Clary said.” wewe know, theoretically.”
    “Theoretically the planet could suddenly crack in half, leaving me on one side and wewe on the other side, forever and tragically parted, but I’m not worried about that either. Some things,” Jace said, with his customary crooked smile,” are just to unlikely to dwell upon.”
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"unfortunately, we're all out of uchungu, chungu revenge at the moment so it's chai au nothing."-I can't remember...possible Hodge?
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"Usually, i'm remarkably good-natured.try me on any siku that doesn't end with a Y."- Sounds like Jace
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"I thought I'd lie on the floor for a while and writhe in pain. It relaxes me."- Jace
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"First the Candy and flowers, then the apology letters, and then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order."- Jace
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"I figured all your classes were stuff like 'Slaughter 101' and 'Beheading for Beginners'"- I think Simon
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"It's not often wewe get to see someone drool. Especially with such abandon. Mouth wide open and everything."- Jace
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"A diary with no drawings of me in it.Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance novel covers?"-Jace, always Jace.
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"So she had a box.Lots of people have boxes. They keep things in them. I hear it's a growing trend."- I think Simon
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No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."- Jace
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"Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway"- Cassandra Clare(author. technically aaaalllll of these nukuu are hers.)
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"He's probably never met a six-foot-tall hot elf woman in a fur, manyoya bikini either"-either Simon au Clary
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AND MY inayopendelewa OF ALL TIME EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PROBABLY ALREADY SAID..."I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront their own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."- JACE!!!!! <3

I like this bit from City of Bones:

"There's a parlor?" Clary said.
"Of course there's a parlor," alisema Dorothea. "Where else would I entertain?"
"I'll just leave my hat with the footman," alisema Jace.
Madame Dorothea shot him a dark look. "If wewe were half as funny as wewe thought wewe were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as wewe are." She disappeared back through the curtain, her loud "Hmph!" nearly drowned out kwa the rattling beads.
Jace frowned. "I'm not quite sure what she meant kwa that."
"Really," alisema Clary. "it made perfect sense to me." She marched through the bead curtain before he could reply.

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I also like that quote "If life gives wewe lemons wewe make lemonade..." I can't remember the rest of it au which book and stuff but I like the quote. :)

Don't really have a favourite, but these are my juu ones...


"Just because wewe call an electric eel a rubber bata doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides to take a bath with the duckie." (82)

Isabelle: Do wewe want any soup?
Jace: No.
Isabelle: Do wewe think Hodge will want any soup?
Jace: No one wants any soup.
Simon: I want some soup.
Jace:No, wewe don't. wewe just want to sleep with Isabelle.

"-look, I know wewe don't like my cooking-"
" So stop doing it." (146)


"I have a suggestion," alisema Valentine to Luke, in a surprisingly even tone.
"Let me guess," alisema Luke. "It's don't kill me, isn't it?"


"I can't believe wewe know someone named Freaky Pete," Simon.

Clary: Do wewe have to be so.....
Jace: Unpleasant? Only on days my adoptive mother tosses me out of the house with instructions never to darken her door again. Usually, I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on any siku that doesn't end in a y.


"....vile? Who says vile? What does it even mean?"
"....I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the earth's waters supply-I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pllaging part of my education, au no one would be safe."


"What do wewe need the phone for, Alec?"
"We just need it," Alec alisema impatiently. "Izzy-"
"If you're texting Magus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
"Whos Magnus?" Max inquired.
"He's a Warlock," alisema Alec.
"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignorin Alec's look of total fury.
"But warlock's are bad," protested Max, looking baffled.
"Excatly," alisema Isabelle. (301)


"You alisema wewe were going for a walk! What kind of walk takes six hours?!?
"A long one?" Jace suggested. (235)


"If I ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you'll have to let me know. I'd like to shake his hand. au run away from him very fast, I'm not sure which." (Simon 325)

And finally....

(Raziel granting Clary a wish) "-And remember I'm not a genie. Choose your wish wisely."


I have loads zaidi but that's enough for now.

So hard!! Why make us choose? So here are some of the best.

I was alive when the dead sea was just a lake that was feeling poorly- Magnus Bane

"Come in and try not to murder any of my guests." "Even if one of them spills something on my shoes?" "Even Then."-Magnus Bane and Jace.

There's another one I can't remember too well but it's my all-time inayopendelewa quote. It goes something like: "We need to find somewhere else, Even in New York I think someone might notice a 60 foot Angel in Central Park." "He's 60 feet tall!?" "Well no actually he's 59 but he likes to exaggerate." - Magnus Bane

to upendo is to destroy, to be loved is the one to be destroyed