what r ur inayopendelewa nukuu from the series?

Jace kwa far says the funniest quotes, especially when people are trying to be serious.

Inquisitor = "The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough chakula to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
Jace =" Enormous? Did wewe just call me fat?"
Inquisitor ="It was an analogy."
Jace = "I am not fat."

(talking about Valentine)
Jace= "Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina."
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"Yes," alisema Jace unable to help himself," I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the Earth's water supply - I was covering that stuff in Kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, au no one would be safe."

Him and Simon arguing always made me laugh, and Alec and Magnus.

Alec, "We're not dating."
Magnus, "Oh? So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?"

Isabelle= "How did wewe get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Clary ="Traded him for Alec."
Isabelle= "Not permanently?!"
Jace= "No, just for a few hours- unless I don't come back, then maybe he does get to keep Alec."
Isabelle= "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
Simon= "That wewe freed a possible criminal kwa trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No, probably not."

"There is no pretending," Jace alisema with absolute clarity. "I upendo you, and I will upendo wewe until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll upendo wewe then."

- Jace Wayland, City of Glass

Here are some of my favourites... xD

"Patience grasshopper," alisema Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."

"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'", alisema Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

Clary - "Look wewe can tarehe whoever wewe want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name."

Simon- "So that's why wewe never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrasing."

"Is this the part where wewe start tearing off strips of your shati to bind my wounds?"
"If wewe wanted me to rip my clothes off, wewe should have just asked."
--Clary and Jace

"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power."

Jace: Do wewe remember back at the hotel when wewe promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?
Clary: It was Simon who promised wewe the sponge bath.
Simon: As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome.
Jace: I knew we should have left wewe a rat.


Here's a link to some more: link

Anything Jace says!
I think one of them is from City of Ashes, where Clary has found out she can make her own ruens and then Jace goes: "Someone do me" au something like that and then Magnus goes "A regrettable choice of words"
It made me laugh :D

I like:

"Is standing kwa the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" asked Simon.
"No," Jace said. "Sometimes he sits on the kitanda and does it."

wewe alisema wewe were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"
"A long one?"
-Alec and Jace

I don't remember the Clave inviting wewe into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.

Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell wewe that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought wewe should know."

"Mom, I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know wewe may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know wewe may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell wewe that undead are just like wewe and me…Well, okay. Possibly zaidi like me than you” (Simon

In City of Ashes:

Jace: That does it, I'm going to get wewe a dictionary for krisimasi this year.
Isabelle: Why?
Jace: So wewe can look up 'fun'. I'm not sure wewe know what it means.
[...]
Isabelle: You're raining on my parade.
Jace: It's alerady a pretty wet parade, if wewe hadn't noticed.

OMG I HAVE A MILLION :D lol

“Why are wewe always such an asshat?”
-Clary

They come to a world and use it up. They can’t build, just destroy. They can’t make, only use.
-Jace

“aren’t wewe uh…” Clary searched for the right word.” Reproducing?”
Jace burst out laughing as then carriage made a sudden left turn.
“Sure,” he said,” we upendo reproducing, it’s one of our inayopendelewa things.”
-Clary and Jace<3

“If this when wewe start tearing strips off your t-shirt to bind up my wound?”
“If wewe want me to rip my clothes off, wewe should have just asked.”
-Clary and Jace<3

“Good idea, if you’re going to take on a liar of Wanyonya damu kwa yourself, you’d better pray first.”
-Magnus

“They don’t say anything, they just nod. The nod means, `I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are badass,` but they don’t say anything because they’re wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain,”
-Simonn<3

“It’s the mortal cup jace, not the Mortal toilet bowl,”
-Isabelle

These are only from the first book...baha<3

-"i don't remember the Clave inviting wewe into the city, Magnus Bane."
'You didn't,' Magnus said, 'Your wards are down.'
"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped with sarcasm "I hadn't notcied."
Magnus looked concerned, "That's terrible, someone should have told you." He glanced at luke, "Tell him the wards are down."-

-"...at least wewe don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." alisema Jace.-

-"The cuckoo bird," she said. "You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough chakula to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
"Enormous?" alisema Jace. "Did wewe just call me fat?"
"It was an analogy."
"I am not fat."-
-- Jace and the Inquisitor

City of Bones:

Pg 6:
"Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell wewe that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought wewe should know."

Pg 12:
It was Alec who spoke up first. "What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.
"It's a girl," Jace said, recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."

Pg 20:
"Besides, it's not a favor," Simon added, "it's a poetry slam around the block from your house. It's not like I'm inviting wewe to some orgy in Hoboken. Your mom can come along if she wants."
"ORGY IN HOBOKEN!" Clary heard someone, probably Eric, yell.

Pg 21:
[Simon]: "Then I'll come alone. I'll pick wewe up and we can walk over there together, meet the rest there. Your mom won't mind. She loves me."
Clary had to laugh. "Sign of her questionable taste, if wewe ask me."

Pg 28:
"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," alisema Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling." He waved at Clary from the doorway. "You ready?"

Pg 30:
"Well, wewe know, your mom gets like this sometimes," Simon said. "Like when she breathes in au out." He grinned at her around his veggie burrito.

Pg 36:
[Simon] shook his head determinedly. "I'm nothing if not a man of my word." He squared his shoulders. "I'll get the coffee if wewe find us a seat. What do wewe want?"
"Just coffee. Black--like my soul."

Pg 38:
"Turgid is my torment!" Eric wailed. "Agony swells within!"
"You bet it does," Clary said.

Pg 68:
Alec looked astonished. "What did wewe call me?"
Jace laughed. "She has a point, Alec," Jace said. "It's those bridge-and-tunnel demons wewe really have to watch out for--"

Pg 472:
"Was it weird, hearing from Jace?" asked Simon, his voice carefully neutral. "I mean, since wewe found out..."
His voice trailed off.
"Yes?" alisema Clary, her voice sharply edged. "Since I found out what? That he's a killer transvestite who molests cats?"
"No wonder that cat of his hates everyone."
"Oh, shut up, Simon," Clary alisema crossly. "I know what wewe mean, and no, it wasn't weird...."

"I wish he'd hurry," Jace alisema crossly.

"Why? Does it hurt?" Clary asked.

"No. I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's less a threshold and zaidi of a large and tastefully decorated foyer. But I do get easily bored." City of Bones


"You know, some people think Shadowhunters are just myths. Like mummies and genies" Kyle grinned at Jace. "Can wewe grant wishes?"

The fact that Kyle had just called Clary cute did not seem to have endeared him to Jace, whose face had tightened alarmingly. "That depends." He said. "Do wewe wish to be punched in the face?" -City of Fallen Angels


"I guess your coming as my tarehe now." Simon shoved the phone back to his pocket.

"I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that," alisema Jordan. "We'd better get yu something nice to wear, though," he called as Simon headed back into his room. "I want wewe to look pretty" -City of Fallen Angels


Magnus in City of Ashes: "Lets just say I was alive when the Dead Sea was a Lake who was feeling a bit poorly"


Jace in City of Bones: "If their was such a thing as terminal literisim you'd have died at childhood"


& Many zaidi but these are memorable (;

Jace: "Is there some particular reason that wewe are here?" Simon: "Not this again." Clary: "Not what again." Simon: "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed treehouse"
Jace, Clary, and Simon!!!


Jace: "I guess it's true what they say, There are no straight men in trenches." Simon: "That's atheists, jackass, There are no atheists in the trenches."
Simon and Jace!!!



Jace: "If wewe ever meet the man that can take advantage of Isabelle ,you'll have to let me know. I'd like to shake his hand au run away from him very fast ,I'm not sure which."


Jace: "No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."

Jace: "If wewe knew how to cook maybe I would eat." Isabelle: "What did wewe say?" Jace: "I alisema I'm going to look for a snack to eat." Isabelle: "That's what I thought wewe said."
-Jace and Isabelle City of Bones



Clary: "You guessed? wewe must have been pretty sure considering wewe could've have killed me." Jace: "I was ninety percent sure." Clary: "I see," There must have been something in her voice because he turned to look at here. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand on his check, zaidi in surprise than pain. Jace: "What the hell was that for?" Clary: "The other ten percent."
-Clary and Jace.


Jace: "One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me up here to wake wewe up. Actually he offered to wake wewe himself ,but since it's 5 a.m. I thought you'd be less cranky if wewe had something nice to look at." Clary: " Meaning you?" Jace: " What else?"
-Jace and Clary City of Bones!


Jace: "Well I'm not kissing the mundane. I'd rather stay down here and rot! Simon: "Forever? That's a rather long time." Jace: "I knew it! wewe want to kiss me , Don't you?"
Jace and simon city of ashes

Clary: "Not everything is about you." Jace: "Possibly ,but wewe do have to admit the majority of things are."
-Jace and Clary!!!

Jace blinked. "is that a coatrack?"
Jordan set the coatrack down. "if wewe were a vampire, that would've been zaidi useful."
"yes," alisema jace, " au wewe know just someone with a lot of coats."

Oh good. Talking about yourself in the third person. Thats not a sign of impending megalomania au anything. -Simon to Raphael

"is this one of those keep- your- friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?
"I thought it was keep your Marafiki close so wewe have someone to drive the car when wewe sneak over to your enemies house at night and throw up in his mailbox." (jace)

i agree, anything that jace says is hillarious!
simon "yeah well u clearly couldn't bebothered to call me and tell me yu were shacking up with some dyyed blond wanna be goth u probably met at pandemonium"
clary "i was not shacking up"
jace "and my hair is naturally blond, just for the record"

clary "what does it mean?"
jace "it means 'shadowhunter: looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234"

simon "u invited him into bed?"
jace "ridiculous, isn't it? we would never have all fit"

jace: "there is a fine lne between sarcasm and outright hostility and wewe seem to have crossed it"

xDDD

After returning to her apartment, Clary and Jace face the forsaken... They have chai with Madame Dorothea.
"There's a parlor?" Clary said.
"Of course there's a parlor." alisema Dorothea. "Where else would I entertain?"
"I'll just leave my hat with the footman," alisema Jace.

My favourite quote:
Madame Dorothea shot him a dark look. "If wewe were half as funny as wewe thought wewe were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as wewe are."

Jace frowned. "I'm not quite sure what she meant kwa that."
"Really," alisema Clary. "It made perfect sense to me." She marched through the bead curtain before he could reply.

Haha. Clary has got the style... But Jace gets the smiles!

City of Glass-Valentine:"Clarissa"he said,"here with the vampire,I see. When things have settled down a bit we really must discuss your choise of pets."

"Don't order any of the faerie food," alisema Jace, looking at her over the juu of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One dakika you're munching a faerie plum, the inayofuata dakika you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."

Jace always makes me laugh!

"You may call an eletric eel a rubber bata but that does not make it a rubber bata and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie"


pasta, tambi is rarely fatal...unless Isabelle makes it"

Maia: "So we all have to do that? Get drawn on, I mean."
Isabelle: "Only if you're going to fight, wewe don't lok 18 yet..."
Maia:"I"m not a Shadow hunter. Lycans are concidered adults as sixteen.
Isabelle: "Than yo better get drawn on tan. kwa a shadowhunter, better look for one."
Maia: "But-" *Looks over at Alec and Magnus, sees them kissing* "...wait, do we have to do that too?"


haha, i just loved how that happened XD

In city of glass after Simon was attacked and Isabelle was inaonyesha him his wound and Jace walks in and says "molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? I'm sure that violates at least one of the accords." au something like that! Hella funny!

One of my inayopendelewa nukuu is from City of Ashes when Maia is talking to Clary in Luke's kitchen
"Oh, wewe know. Jace reminds me of an old boyfriend. Some guys look at wewe like they want sex. Jace looks at wewe like you've already had sex, it was great, and now you're just friends-even though wewe want more. Drives girls crazy. wewe know what i mean?"
Yes, Clary thought. "No" she said.

I cracked up when i read it

There are so many I upendo but I cant be bothered remembering/looking them up so I will go with...

"When life gives wewe lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave wewe the lemons until they give wewe the oranges wewe originally asked for" (Jace)

Jace: I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager, who can't confort his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
Luke:Well, wewe are doing a fantastic job.


Jace(to Clary):If a made a joke about just dropping in, would wewe write me off as a cliche?

Jace:Usually, I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any siku that doesn't end in y

The fight seen on valentines boat.
the inquisitor asks jace about his nyota shaped scar.

Inquisitor "were did wewe get that?"

Jace looks down "Macy's winter sale"

haha jace is funny

Why has no one put this one??
*Izzy offers pink drink to Jace*
Jace: I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown!

*Jace to Clary*
Jace: If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood.

Jace: The meek may inherit the world, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited.

Simon: Have to wewe tried talking to her [Isabelle]?
Jace: No. We've been punching her repeatedly in the face. Why, wewe don't think that would work?

Now I'm going to reread the vitabu haha. I missed Jace :D and Simon, and Magnus. juu THREE!! Even before CoFA. I wonder why not a lot of people liked Simon before CoFA. I always thought he was awesome and hilarious :D

it was the kisu that jace had been using to cut the apples. she jerked to avoid stepping on it and her shoulder bummed his __he put his hand out to steady her just as she turned to apologize and then she was somehow in the mduara, duara of his arms and he was kissing her. page 290

I like this quote:

"I don't remember the Clave inviting wewe into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
"They didn't. Your wards are down."
*Sarcasm* "Really? I hadn't noticed.?
"That's terrible, someone should have told you." *looks at Luke* "Tell him the wards are down"

I also like this one:

"That's your sexy vampire mojo at work man. The ladies cannot resist you."

And:

"I would never hit a moose. They're endangered"

I'm not sure witch book au how exacly the line goes but It's when Clary and Jace are mad at each other and Clary goes to Jace's room. When he majibu the door and says something like. "Sorry. wewe can't draw me naked. But Alec isn't busy."

upendo is a contradiction.

upendo is the most powerful force in the world. upendo can do anything.

WHO DARE DISTURB MY REST
kwa Magnus Bane <3

“Not everything, Jace , is about wewe ,”Clary alisema furiously.
“Possibly, “Jace said, “but wewe have to admit that the majority of things are.”

Clary squinted at it.”Is it going to turn me into a rodent?”
“Where is the trust? I think it’s strawberry juice,” Isabelle said. “Anyway, it’s yummy. Jace? “
“I am a man”, he told her,”and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown.”
“Brown,” Isabelle made a face.
“Brown is a manly color”, alisema Jace.

In the first book when Clary asks Isabelle if Jace is mean to every one. This is her answer and it is my favorite:
"He's like that to everyone. That's what makes him so damn sexy."

“I don't want to be a man," alisema Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," alisema Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
-City of Ashes

"We were hoping wewe could help us. I'm Sebastian Verlac, and this is Clarissa Morgenstern-her mother is Jocelyn Fairchild-"
I don't care who her mother is," Magnus said. "You can't see me without an appointment. Come basck later. inayofuata March would be good."
"March?" Sebastian looked horrified.
"You're right," Magnas said. "Too rainy. How about June?"

"Great. I know exactly where she lives." He (Sabastian) offered her his arm. "Shall we?"
Clary managed a smile "You're kind of pushy, wewe know."
He shrugged. "I have a fetish for damsels in distress."
"Don't be sexist."
"Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress."

I am a man and men do not drink pink drinks. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown.
-Jace

City Of Lost Souls

Simon:
"Simon Lewis, Molester of Passed-out Women" wasn't really the epitaph kwa which he wanted to be remembere.

Simon/Isabelle:
"Can wewe tell me a story?"
He blinked. "What kind of story?"
"Something where the good guys win and the bad guys lose. And stay dead."
"Okay. I've got a good one. A long time ago, in a galazy far, far away..."

Jordan:
"You can't just call the preator. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF."

Simon:
"Just remember, when your mother's gnawing my ankle like a furious mama kubeba seperated from her cub, I did it for you."

Simon:
Simon patted the kiti, kiti cha beside to him as if someone were sitting there. "Let me introduce wewe to my good friend no. "

Simon/Clary:
"Let me go. wewe stay behind."-Simon.
"Yes," Clary said, "Jace won't find that odd at all. wewe can just tell him you've always been secretly in upendo with him and wewe can't stand to be parted."
(Later)- "There is that. I might have better luck telling him I'm in upendo with him. Jace thinks everyone's in upendo with him anyway."-Simon.

Isabelle/Jordan:
"I'm not sure she's ever going to stop hating me."-Jordan.
"She might not, at that," Isabelle said. "She's got good reason."
"Thanks."
"I don't do false reassurances."

Isabelle/Jordan:
"You might want to button these up. Nice boxers, kwa the way."-Izzy.
Joradn followd, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing stange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear.

Simon/Raphael:
"I need a bodyguard."
Simon eyed him. "Have wewe been watching The bodyguard? Because I am not going to fall in upendo with wewe and carry wewe around in my burly arms."
Raphael looked at him sourly. "I would pay wewe extra money to remain silent while wewe worked."

Raphael/Simon:
"We have seen wewe with them. Instead of spending your nights in the hunt, as wewe should, wewe spend them with Valentime's daughter. wewe live with a werewolf. wewe are a disgrace."
"Do wewe act like this with every job interview?"-Simon.

Clary/Magnus:
"Maybe he's lonely. Sebastian can't be the greatest company."
"We don't know that. He could be absolutely fantastic at scrabble," alisema Magnus.

Magnus:
"Saint Magnus's nyumbani for Wayward Shadowhunters," he alisema in a deep voice. "Welcome." He threw an arm wide. "Spare bedrooms are that way. Wipe your boots on the mat."
(Later)-"But Jace isn't Jace right now--," Magnus began, and broke off as the phone rang. "I'll get that. Who knows who else might be on the run from the clave and need a place to stay?"

Alec:
"The only way wewe could raise enough money to hire Magnus kwa selling maji ya limau, lemonade is if wewe put meth in it."

Alec/Magnus:
"Alec stared at him. "Am I the only newest thing in this apartment?'
"I think that honor goes to Chairman Meow. He's only two."
(Later)-The scarf
As he slammed out of the apartment, he heard Mangus yell after him, "And the scarf, I'll have wewe know, is from gap! I got it last year!"

City Of Lost Souls.

Alec/Magnus:
M-"How was the Seelie Queen?"
A-"Same as usual."
M-"Raging bitch, then?"
A-"Pretty much."

Seelie Queen/Izzy/Alec/Simon-
"Perhaps so," alisema the Queen with an amused smile.
"Mayhap' is a good one too," Alec suggested.
"Also 'perchance," Izzy said.
"I see nothing wrong with 'maybe," alisema Simon. "A little modern, but the gist of the idea comes across."

Meliorn:
"One does not greet the Queen of the Seelie Court with the barbarous human 'hello," he said, "as if wewe were hailing a servent. The proper address is 'Well met."

Simon/Alec:
"Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their kauli mbiu is."
"It's 'Descensus Averno Facilis est.' The decent into hell is easy," alisema Alec. "You just alisema "kiss the cook."

She smiled fleetingly. “We were human once.”
Simon alisema nothing to that. After a moment the girl held her hand out. “I’m Maia.”
“Simon.” He shook her hand. It was dry and soft. She looked up at him through golden-brown eyelashes, the color of buttered toast. “How do wewe know Jace is an asshole?” he said. “Or maybe I should say, how did wewe find out?”
She took her hand back. “He tore up the bar. Punched out my friend Bat. Even knocked a couple of the pack unconscious.”
“Are they all right?” Simon was alarmed. Jace hadn’t seemed perturbed, but knowing him, Simon had no doubt he could kill several people in a single morning and go out for waffles afterward. “Did they get to a doctor?”
“A warlock,” alisema the girl. “We don’t have much to do with mundane doctors, our kind.”
“Downworlders?”
Her eyebrows went up. “Someone taught wewe all the lingo, didn’t they?”
Simon was nettled. “How do wewe know I’m not one of them? au you? A Shadowhunter au a Downworlder, au -“
She shook her head until her braids bounced. “It just shines out of you,” she said, a little bitterly, “your humanity.” 
The intensity in her voice almost made him shiver. “I could knock on the door,” he suggested, feeling suddenly lame. “If wewe want to talk to Luke.”
She shrugged. “Just tell him Magnus is here, checking out the scene in the alley.” He must have looked startled, because she said, “Magnus Bane. He’s a warlock.”
I know, Simon wanted to say, but didn’t. The whole conversation had been weird enough already. “Okay.”
Maia turned as if to go, but paused partway down the hall, one hand on the doorjamp. “You think she’ll be able to talk sense into him?” she asked. “His sister?”
“If he listens to anyone, it would be her.”
“That’s sweet,” alisema Maia. “That he loves his sister like that.”
“Yeah,” Simon said. “It’s precious.

Simon: "Is this the part where wewe tell me that your secretly in upendo with me? Wow. Vampire Mojo strikes again."
Jace: There's no such thing as Vampire Mojo.

Isabelle(to Jace and Clary): Canoodling, I see. I thought wewe were supposed to be training.

Clary(to Alec): So, Magnus fixed you? Luke said-
Isabelle: He did! It was so awesome. He showed up and ordered everyone out of the room. Blue and red sparks kept exploding into the hallway from the floor.
Alec: I don't remember any of it.
Isabelle: And then he sat kwa Alec's kitanda all night and into the morning to make sure he woke up okay.
Alec: I don't remember that, either!

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting wewe into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." 
They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." 
Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." 
Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down." -City of Glass

“No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.” -Jace, City of Ashes

"I don't want to be a man," alisema Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead" - City of Ashes

The door flew open. Jocelyn gave a little scream.
"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," alisema Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling." -City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

“Well, I'm not kissing the mundane," alisema Jace. "I'd rather stay down here and rot."
"Forever?" alisema Simon. "Forever is an awfully long time."
Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said, "you want to kiss me, don't you?"
Simon threw his hands up in exasperation. "Of course not but if-"
"I guess it's true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches."
"That's atheists, jackass," alisema Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.”- City of Ashes

Magnus stood up and went to the window. He pushed the curtain back, letting in just enough light to silhouette his hawk-like profile. "Blood," he said, half to himself. "I had a dream two nights ago. I saw a city all of blood, with towers made of bone, and blood ran in the streets like water."
Simon slewed his eyes over to Jace. "Is standing kwa the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?"
"No," Jace said, "sometimes he sits on the kitanda and does it." - City of Ashes

(Malec ones below because fanpop alisema my answer was too long.)

~Malec~

[Magnus] "...and as for you—" He dropped a glittery wink at Alec, who looked astounded. "Call me?" Alec blushed and stuttered and probably would have stood there all night if Jace hadn’t grasped his elbow and hauled him toward the door. - City of Bones

“If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
"Who's Magnus?" Max inquired.
"He's a warlock," alisema Alec.
"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury. - City of Ashes

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and raised her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.
Alec had his arms around Magnus and was kissing him full on the mouth. Magnus, who appeared to be in a state of shock, stood frozen. Several groups of people - Shadowhunters and Downworlders alike - were staring and whispering. Glancing to the side, Simon saw the Lightwoods, their eyes widen, gaping at the display. Maryse had her hand over her mouth.
Maia looked perplexed. "Wait a second," she said. "Do we all have to do that, too?” - City of Glass

"Sorry," Alec said, realising how he sounded, though he still felt that Magnus ought to see that getting to the ship was the most important thing. "I know that wewe don't have to help us out—it's a favour—"
"Stop. I don't do wewe favours, Alec. I do things for wewe because—well, why do wewe think I do them?"
Something rose up in Alec's throat, cutting off his response. It was always like this when he was with Magnus. It was as if there was a bubble of pain au regret that lived inside his heart, and when he wanted to say something, anything, that seemed meaningful au true, it rose up and choked off his words. - City of Ashes

"You have something on your neck," he observed.
Alec's hand flew to his throat. "What?"
"Looks like a bite mark," alisema Jace. "What have wewe been doing all day, anyway?"
"Nothing." Beet red, his hand still clamped to his neck, Alec started down the corridor. Jace followed him. "I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."
"And ran into a vampire?"
"What? No! I fell."
"On your neck?"
- City of Bones

Isabelle: Mom and Dad won't be happy if they find out.

Simon: That wewe freed a possible criminal kwa trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not.


Jace: When life gives wewe lemons, make maji ya limau, lemonade and throw it in the face of the person who gave wewe the lemons until they give wewe the oranges wewe originally asked for.


Jace: Well, I'm not kissing the Mundane. I'd rather stay down here and rot.

Simon: Forever? That's an awfully long time.

Jace: Iknew it! wewe want to kiss me, don't you?


Jace: wewe could've had anything els in the world, and wewe asked for me.

Clary: I don't want anything else in the world.


Clary: Don't stop there. i suppose there are also Wanyonya damu and mtu-bweha and Zombies?

Jace: Of course there are. Although wewe usually find zombies farther south, where the Voudun priest are.

Clary: What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?

Jace: Don't be rediculous. No one believes in mummies.


Jace: I know it's wrong - God, it's all kinds of wrong - but I just want to lie down with wewe and wake up with you, just once, just once ever in my life.

I like these ones.

Luke: I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever
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Clary: Oh God
Jace: No, just me