Edward/Bella - We are

Caretaker:Look in your toilet, I left wewe a surprise.
Paul Crewe:You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker:No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Paul Crewe:[after being pulled over kwa cops]:Here, wewe can finish this bia for me... I've got five more!
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Cheeseburger Eddy:Gimme that chesseburger. wewe uigizaji like a real McAsshole.
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Big Tony:[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, wewe half a meatball....