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"Where are we?" applejack asked. I had no idea, but as I looked around, I soon realized where we were. Then I saw an '81 Impala with a California License Plate. It also had a mwaka on it, "Oh damnit." I say "What's wrong?" applejack asked, "Where are we?" "San Francisco 1982." I tell her. We time traveled back 32 years, and soon we were greeted kwa a guy wearing a mask, carrying a brown bag. "Hey!" he shouts. As I hear him shout, I floor it. The burglar then tried to shoot me, but missed breaking the window of a Mercury behind me. After I escaped the burglar I tried to use Chaos Control, but the sight of police lights behind me makes the zumaridi, zamaradi fall out of my hands, onto the floor. applejack shouts at me, but I can't hear her because of the engine in my car, so she shot the officers behind my car. Pinkie Pie was the only one to help us out of this. "Pinkie, tafuta in the glove, glovu compartment for a chaos emerald, ok?" I ask. Instead of getting a chaos zumaridi, zamaradi though she looks at me confused, "Aren't we already causing chaos?" she says. How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that?! The police are behind me, and we have to get back to Equestria, and help upinde wa mvua Dash, and Shredder take Doughnut Joe's from Discord's control. "Please just look for it Pinkie!" I say. I didn't mean to shout at her, but I nearly crash into a mustang. Pinkie then finds the zumaridi, zamaradi and hands it to me. "Ok good job. Chaos Control!" Soon we arrive at the battle for Joe's. Shreder got shot in the leg, but Dash didn't get shot yet. Hopefully, she wouldn't get shot during this fight. There are only a few nazis left, and soon I run them over in my car. As we get out of the car, I check on Shredder's leg. "You gonna be allright?" I ask. "Yeah, lets just check inside." He alisema walking into the building. We then see Joe, and a couple of ponies tied into chairs, with their mouths taped. We set them free, and Joe makes copies of my machine gun, and one of Pinkie's Bazooka. "Thanks wewe guys." Joe said. Then he saw Shredder's leg, and told him he got shot. "I did not need to be told that." he tells Joe. "Promise me you'll never take us to that city again." applejack exclaims. "I promise." I tell her. After rescuing Doughnut Joe, and taking back his Doughnut place, we were to get into Twilight's library, and get Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rarity to jiunge us. So that's what we went to do.
As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, wewe go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: wewe got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the mashua with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, wewe go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of wewe on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are nyumbani at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad gppony, pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, wewe got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. inayofuata time we get attacked kwa these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim alisema inayofuata time we get attacked kwa those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital kwa now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting kwa P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do wewe know about alicorns?
Con: They are either unicorns with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn kwa the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing kwa them. The car towing this trailer was driven kwa Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where wewe headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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