It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.

Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT cabin, kibanda FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: cabin, kibanda FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every gppony, pony sing! I've got cabin, kibanda fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got cabin, kibanda fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got cabin, kibanda fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got cabin, kibanda fever, we've Lost what sense we had! We've got cabin, kibanda fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner kwa the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail au sink. swing yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got cabin, kibanda fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, au buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got cabin, kibanda fever, I think I Lost my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: cabin, kibanda fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten sekunde flat* cabin, kibanda fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.

Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.

Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are wewe talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.

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