posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Con entered Hong Kong, he went to the first gun duka he could find.
gun dealer: Hello, what can I do for you?
Con: My name is Mane, Con Mane. I need some info about what kind of guns, au ammo wewe sell to someone known as Hattan Scaramanga.
gun dealer: Let me check. *finds ammo* These are the bullets Ms. Scaramanga uses.
Con: Interesting. What gun does she use?
gun dealer: She made it herself.
Con: No wonder. Thank you.
gun dealer: Might I ask why wewe need this info?
Con: I work for the C.I.E.
gun dealer: Oh.
Con: Don't tell anypony else.
gun dealer: I won't. But if wewe wanna find her, go to the Bottoms Up club.
Con: What is that, a strip club?
gun dealer: Eeyup.
Con: Thanks. *leaves gun shop*
gun dealer: *picks up phone*
Con went to the bottoms up club, and found Sneak Peak, but Hattan wasn't there.
Sneak Peak: Waiting for someone?
Con: Why don't wewe mind your business? wewe colt.
Sneak Peak: I am a full grown pony!
Con: Really? Cuz you're the size of a filly.
chinese pony: *walks past*
Hattan: *shoots pony*
Sneak Peak: *runs*
Con: *looks for Hattan* Where did that shot come from?
Con: What for?
Cops: You're underarrest for murder.
Con: I don't even have a gun!
Cops: Tell that to the judge. Get in the car!
Con: *gets in car*
Cops: *drive to docks*
Con: Isn't the jail the other way?
Cops: Not where you're going.
Con: *gets on boat*
mashua pony: *drives boat*
Cops: Ugh, that sunken mashua is still there!
Con: *teleports onto sunken boat*
Cops: We Lost him!
A gppony, pony then started talking into the speaker on the sunken boat
?: Welcome aboard Mr. Mane! Please head through this trap door that says not a trap.
Con: *walks through door*
Moneybit: Mr. Mane. I was not expecting to see you.
Con: wewe should inayofuata time.
P: Con, over here!
Con: What is it?
P: Welcome to our chinese headquarters.
Con: Why would we have two headquarters?
P: Just in case one gets destroyed. Let me introduce wewe to your new partner.
Con: She isn't new. I remember working with Miss. Goodnight.
P: Wunderbar. wewe two will work together to stop Hattan Scaramanga.
Does it work though? Maybe, in the inayofuata part