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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What wewe might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would wewe like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell wewe what. wewe make this mashua go faster, and I'll pay wewe for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives past constaple*
Weston B. River: Hey! Watch where you're going!
koreans: Move! We're after that C.I.E agent!
Weston B, River: I'm not in charge of the mashua lad.
koreans: *ram boat*
Weston B. River: What the bloody hell do wewe think you're doing?
koreans: We have him surrounded!
Con: *destroys enemy boat*
Weston B. River: Hahaha! Maybe inayofuata time you'll learn not to mess with a secret agent!
Constaple's wife: Weston, you'll only make them zaidi angry.
Weston B. River: Good, they deserve it.

Meanwhile Con went to the hotel he was staying at with Berry Goodnight.

Berry: Where were you?
Con: Dealing with koreans.
Berry: Were any of them mares?
Con: No. Why do wewe think I'm cheating on you, even though we're not dating?
Berry: I don't think that.
Con: Yeah sure wewe do.

But then, the lights went out. And Berry started shouting.

Con: Who's there?
Hattan: Someone that want's wewe dead.
Sneak Peak: Let's go!
Con: *turns on light*
Hattan: Oh. We have the wrong body.
Sneak Peak: Run *runs with Berry*
Berry: Con, help!
Con: *runs after Hattan*
Hattan: Put her in the trunk.
Sneak Peak: With pleasure *places Berry in trunk*
Hattan: *drives off*
Con: Great, now what?

He aliiba a car from the dealership, but found someone with him he wasn't expecting. Who is it? Find out in the inayofuata car chase packed part of The Mare With The Golden Gun.
 Constaple Weston B. River
Constaple Weston B. River
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This hot rod is bad punda
This hot rod is bad ass
Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast wewe can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The juu speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are wewe going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do wewe wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. wewe decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast wewe can get this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. wewe should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did wewe pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Larry Wilcox
Larry Wilcox
Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other siku after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So wewe think wewe can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: wewe better believe it.
Toby: And wewe won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all kwa myself. You, Tim, and everypony will upendo it.

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gppony, pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:04 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office, signing paperwork, (Will he ever stop doing that?) when the phone rang.

Pete: *Picks up the phone, and talks into it* Cheyenne train station, Union Pacific, Pete Reimer speaking.
Jeff: This is Jeff, with Percy. The railroad crossing west of Sherman kilima has a cracked rail. We need supplies to fix it.
Pete: I'll send Stephanie over there.

In the train yard, Stephanie was driving a train with Nicole. Their engine was 844.

Nicole: *Stops the train inayofuata to Snowflake's tower*
Stephanie: Well,...
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Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his Nintendo 3DS*
Sean: Will wewe put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive kanuni, cannon on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the kanuni, cannon really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't wewe think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown kwa the enemy. Shoot...
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posted by triq267
Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New mwaka party and decided to check out that My Little gppony, pony onyesha I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a ukuta post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Tim: *Backs into his parking space at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do wewe think it'll be ready kwa tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two zaidi Marafiki named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A gppony, pony in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over kwa Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: wewe need to onyesha me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to onyesha wewe anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what wewe say. I'm not inaonyesha wewe my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE wewe THE REGISTRATION! wewe DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a kilima in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, wewe three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to gppony, pony world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will wewe do.
Hunter - I'll give wewe advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow got a ride to the train yard kwa her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: wewe be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And inayofuata time wewe have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & Arrow got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad gppony, pony passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad gppony, pony 53: We just had a car...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do wewe know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There wewe are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit kwa the knife*
Brett: Don't wewe dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The inayofuata morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your Marafiki Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and wewe can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, au Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have wewe decided what kind of krisimasi mti wewe wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, moto house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.


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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed kwa power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman kilima anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell wewe something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because wewe made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: wewe were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than upinde wa mvua Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few dakika later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing inayofuata to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are wewe enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well inayofuata time Celestia is intoxicated, wewe should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that"...
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