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Scootaloo and her two Marafiki were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even zaidi can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

upinde wa mvua angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's upinde wa mvua Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS upendo you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your sekunde mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would wewe three shut the hell up already!

SCOTALOO: *angrily stands up* Just cause we failed that stupid test, dosen't mean wewe could treat us as shit!

UNNAMED DRIVER: I can treat wewe however I want. wewe hardly classify as ‘Ponies’ to Cloudsdale, au any of Equestria for that matter. Now sit the fuck down and shut up until wewe get to your destination.

Scotaloo, feeling hurt kwa this, sits down quitely.

ORION: Where are we being taken, anyways? Not like we can tell anyone now, and I’m sure as the deliverers, wewe guys should know

UNNAMED DRIVER: Hell if I know. We hand this carriage off to ponies in suits, and we get a bagful of coins to keep quiet about the whole thing. It’s how it’s always been, for a thousand years.

AURORA: *gulping* That's about as comforting as worms in a pickle jar..

SCOTALOO: Ya, th-.. Wait.. Worms in a pickle jar?

AURORA: What of it?

SCOTALOO: That's the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life.

UNNAMED DRIVER: I'll have to agree with your machungwa, chungwa friend on that one.

ORION: Ya.. Who says that!?

AURORA: I don't know.. It just came to mind, okay.

UNNAMED GUARD: But WHY!?

AURORA: I really like pickles... Plus I actually saw such a thing once.

ORION: Serious?

AURORA: I opened the fridge, grabbed the pickles. And their they were, floating around. Like nobodies business.

UNNAMED GUARD: How the fuck would they even get in their!?

SCOTALOO: She lives in a fishing place. Shit like that happens quite a lot.

AURORA: Strangely I STILL like pickles.

UNNAMED GUARD: Speaking of witch.. Have any of wewe ever tried pickles with karanga butter?

ALL THREE: No

UNNAMED GUARD: Well don't.. It's disgusting.

Awkward silence.

Suddenly they came to a stop, and three Marafiki were forced out of the carriage and followed a large group of OTHER test failures, into a mysterious building.

*LATER*

SCOTALOO: This place... the architecture... it’s all so familiar... I think we’re in the weather factory!

ORION: That can’t be right. We were traveling for way too long. We’ve got to be far away from Equestria now, not to mention the city.

AURORA: Actually, Scootaloo may be right... I noticed... it was maybe the same amount of time from when we left the coliseum to the place the carriage drivers swapped, that it was from the swap place to here. But... I don’t know. I’m confused. Maybe that’s just a coincidence.

SCOTALOO: Ya... Coincidence... Maybe.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE *revealing himself*: Welcome, mules... wewe degenerates are probably wondering where exactly wewe are. Stupid fillies. You’re in Cloudsdale! The upinde wa mvua Facility, to be correct.

SCOTALOO: What’s going on here? Do wewe expect to use us as slaves? Because I’d rather be deported, thanks,

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Like wewe failures have a choice. You’ll be here for the rest of your lives! Oh, I’m sorry, where are my manners? I am Dr. Atmosphere. My degree isn’t a medical one, I shall reassure you, in case you’re picturing some dreadful surgery going on behind the scenes. Strange how so many worthless pegasi get that idea. No, no, my degree is in engineering. I’m one of the Forecolts in this facility. I’m sure you’ve all had the tour of the lower factory, no?

SCOTALOO: What lower factory? *gets tazed kwa Factory worker standing behind her, making the poor thing cry in agony*

ORION: Hey! wewe can't jus- *gets tazered* AHH wewe MOTHERFU- *Gets tazed once again, at this point he was near tears, as Scotaloo helped him up*.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: In any case. *opens door* enter this room.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Quickly now! Quickly now! Before zaidi 'encouragement' is needed.

The three frightenedly walk in

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Enjoy the rest of your pityful lives! *slams door*


Well. That's the chapter..
Please review and all that great stuff.
And stand kwa for the inayofuata chapter
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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the sekunde i publish it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful siku in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a bila mpangilio gay thought suddenly popped up in her pink head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Marafiki is gay", Pinkie said...
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Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama video on YouTube before I started uandishi this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope wewe guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a siku for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought upinde wa mvua Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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#5: Anthropology kwa JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's orodha of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never kusoma it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE pink TEMPTATION kwa CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S upinde wa mvua DASH kwa MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this onyesha down with the evil bitch, kahaba Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if wewe liked the season finale of season 6 au not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better Marafiki with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that keki has some of the greastest shabiki video and shabiki sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD wewe HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL wewe SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS wewe TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY au WHATEVER YOUR gppony, pony NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did wewe spend it all bia again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that siku came and went after wewe gave yourself...
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I thought I would have zaidi ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have zaidi annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Marafiki want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro sekunde after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are zaidi au less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Marafiki in their inayopendelewa tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose shati and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of upendo had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired kwa The upendo in the Night kwa Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, wewe heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if wewe don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank wewe for kusoma and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her ngome in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of upendo craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once wewe wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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