Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.
Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are wewe sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did wewe find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo. *driving close to building* Whoops, I smashed a mirror.
Con: It's alright, wewe weren't using it.
Snow: *smashes other mirror* I wasn't using that one either.
Vetrice: *drives faster*
Con: He's seen us, floor it
Snow: *goes faster*
Vetrice: Shoot them!!
terrorist 1: *shoots truck*
Con: Allow me *grabs steering wheel*
With terrorists still shooting at Con, he slammed the truck into the limo, causing it to crash into a fruitstand.
Police: *riding motorcycles*
Vetrice: *shooting cops*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
Vetrice: *steals bike*
Con: Hmmm. *takes another bike*
Snow: What about me?
P: What's happened?
Snow: Con's chasing Vetrice on a motorcycle! *drives*
Vetrice was riding fast, but a truck was blocking his path. He soon rode inside a building up a flight of stairs. Con did the same, and was catching up.
P: Con, what's happening?
Con: I'm right behind Vetrice on juu of houses!
P: wewe know what's at stake. We can't lose the manifest of agent's names!
Con: I'll get it!
Vetrice: *goes through window*
Con: *follows*
Snow: *driving on highway*
taxi driver: HEY! Mare's aren't allowed to drive, I'm calling the cops!
Vetrice: *Gets on highway*
P: Where are they?
Snow: On the other side of the highway, I'm getting close to them. *blocks road*
Vetrice: *stops*
Con: *riding towards Vetrice*
Snow: Surrender!!
Vetrice: No thank wewe *jumps on train*
Snow: wewe gotta be joking.
Con: *jumps onto train*
P: Where are they now?
Snow: On a train.
P: What do wewe mean on a train?
Snow: Are wewe deaf? They're on a train!
P: Well go after them!
Snow: *drives*
Vetrice: *shoots gun*
Con: *avoids*
Vetrice: *reloads*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
S: We're losing their signal. Widening range.
One of the cars on the train had a bulldozer, and four cars. It was behind three passenger cars, and Con, and Vetrice were both on there.
Vetrice: *shooting gun*
Con: *shoots last bullets, then throws away gun*
Vetrice: *shooting at Con again*
Con: *enters Bulldozer*
Snow: *driving alongside*
Vetrice: *shoots Con*
Con: *knocks cars off train*
Snow: *avoids wreckage*
P: What was that?
Snow: Fillys Equestricars. I think.
Vetrice: *shoots coupling*
Con: *puts arm on roof*
Snow: That bulldozer can't hold on to the train forever Con, songesha it!
Con: *gets across*
P: What did wewe do?
Con: Switching trains. *walks to ladder*
Vetrice: *waits*
Con: *climbs to roof*
Vetrice: *hits Con*
Snow: The two are fighting on juu of the train.
P: Tell us as much as wewe can.
Snow: wewe oughta know they're going into a tunnel.
Con & Vetrice: *lay low*
Snow: *stops on hill*
The train came out of the tunnel once Snow got her bunduki set up.
Snow: I may have a clean shot.
Con: *kicking Vetrice*
Snow: I don't have a clean shot
P: Can't wewe get a different view.
Snow: There's not enough time, I can't shoot this guy.
P: Take the shot.
Snow: I can't, I might hit Con.
P: Take the shot now!
Snow: *shoots rifle*
Which one fell? It was Con. Snow was saying she didn't have a clean shot, but she had several chances, but failed.
The 13th Con Mane story, called Slycall is now starting.
In this, is
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Snowflake as herself
Vetrice as himself
Pinkie Pie as P
Parcival as himself
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Missaqua88's OC (Don't know it's name) as Blu
Heckler as himself
Anthony as Con Mane's uncle
Koreans as bad ponies.
Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are wewe sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did wewe find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo. *driving close to building* Whoops, I smashed a mirror.
Con: It's alright, wewe weren't using it.
Snow: *smashes other mirror* I wasn't using that one either.
Vetrice: *drives faster*
Con: He's seen us, floor it
Snow: *goes faster*
Vetrice: Shoot them!!
terrorist 1: *shoots truck*
Con: Allow me *grabs steering wheel*
With terrorists still shooting at Con, he slammed the truck into the limo, causing it to crash into a fruitstand.
Police: *riding motorcycles*
Vetrice: *shooting cops*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
Vetrice: *steals bike*
Con: Hmmm. *takes another bike*
Snow: What about me?
P: What's happened?
Snow: Con's chasing Vetrice on a motorcycle! *drives*
Vetrice was riding fast, but a truck was blocking his path. He soon rode inside a building up a flight of stairs. Con did the same, and was catching up.
P: Con, what's happening?
Con: I'm right behind Vetrice on juu of houses!
P: wewe know what's at stake. We can't lose the manifest of agent's names!
Con: I'll get it!
Vetrice: *goes through window*
Con: *follows*
Snow: *driving on highway*
taxi driver: HEY! Mare's aren't allowed to drive, I'm calling the cops!
Vetrice: *Gets on highway*
P: Where are they?
Snow: On the other side of the highway, I'm getting close to them. *blocks road*
Vetrice: *stops*
Con: *riding towards Vetrice*
Snow: Surrender!!
Vetrice: No thank wewe *jumps on train*
Snow: wewe gotta be joking.
Con: *jumps onto train*
P: Where are they now?
Snow: On a train.
P: What do wewe mean on a train?
Snow: Are wewe deaf? They're on a train!
P: Well go after them!
Snow: *drives*
Vetrice: *shoots gun*
Con: *avoids*
Vetrice: *reloads*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
S: We're losing their signal. Widening range.
One of the cars on the train had a bulldozer, and four cars. It was behind three passenger cars, and Con, and Vetrice were both on there.
Vetrice: *shooting gun*
Con: *shoots last bullets, then throws away gun*
Vetrice: *shooting at Con again*
Con: *enters Bulldozer*
Snow: *driving alongside*
Vetrice: *shoots Con*
Con: *knocks cars off train*
Snow: *avoids wreckage*
P: What was that?
Snow: Fillys Equestricars. I think.
Vetrice: *shoots coupling*
Con: *puts arm on roof*
Snow: That bulldozer can't hold on to the train forever Con, songesha it!
Con: *gets across*
P: What did wewe do?
Con: Switching trains. *walks to ladder*
Vetrice: *waits*
Con: *climbs to roof*
Vetrice: *hits Con*
Snow: The two are fighting on juu of the train.
P: Tell us as much as wewe can.
Snow: wewe oughta know they're going into a tunnel.
Con & Vetrice: *lay low*
Snow: *stops on hill*
The train came out of the tunnel once Snow got her bunduki set up.
Snow: I may have a clean shot.
Con: *kicking Vetrice*
Snow: I don't have a clean shot
P: Can't wewe get a different view.
Snow: There's not enough time, I can't shoot this guy.
P: Take the shot.
Snow: I can't, I might hit Con.
P: Take the shot now!
Snow: *shoots rifle*
Which one fell? It was Con. Snow was saying she didn't have a clean shot, but she had several chances, but failed.
The 13th Con Mane story, called Slycall is now starting.
In this, is
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Snowflake as herself
Vetrice as himself
Pinkie Pie as P
Parcival as himself
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Missaqua88's OC (Don't know it's name) as Blu
Heckler as himself
Anthony as Con Mane's uncle
Koreans as bad ponies.
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this upinde wa mvua Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only gppony, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced kwa Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this upinde wa mvua Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only gppony, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced kwa Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting zaidi of these soon. ^^
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her Marafiki captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" Queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", alisema Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the kiti cha enzi room encased in green goo.
"Don't wewe see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing wewe can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. wewe have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in wewe and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", alisema Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the kiti cha enzi room encased in green goo.
"Don't wewe see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing wewe can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. wewe have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in wewe and your team's hooves!
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight au they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted kwa the cute animals, they all had to hunt for chakula and that meant killing wanyama they all found chakula but not Fluttershy but the wanyama were her Marafiki so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
To be continued...