posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a beach, pwani alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking bia in it.
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets nge in glass*
news reporter: We interrupt our program of sinema at 3 to bring wewe important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
P: Where the fuck have wewe been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't wewe call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: wewe don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did wewe do what wewe did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One zaidi punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need wewe back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, wewe have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop uigizaji like an alcoholic.
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want wewe to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
Con: Oh seven
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
Con: Finished *Walks away*
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