Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one mwaka anniversary of being a shabiki on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.
STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little gppony, pony related username's one mwaka anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.
October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville
STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big ukuta of text!
Someonebutnoone: Lousy grammar
STH: Of course the main character is named after me. What did wewe want him to be called? Dave Starsky?
fanpop users: .........
STH: Uhm, ok?
Sean: *pulls out gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sleeping*
NocturnalMirage: What are wewe doing?!!?!
Sean: *kills bird*
NocturnalMirage: Oh, good.
Meanwhile at Fluttershy's
Sean: I'm going to race a flying gppony, pony on foot!
Narrator: alisema Sean
inayofuata morning
Un named filly: We're going to make fun of wewe for no reason.
Applebloom: Oh no!
STH: Wait... What's her name?
NocturnalMirage: Diamond Tiara!
STH: Ohhhhh.
Silver Spoon: Let's beat them up Diam-ara?
Applebloom: *facehoof*
Mariofan14: Unnecesary violence
Someonebutnoone: What's so unnecesary about it?
Mariofan14: He pulled a gun on a filly, and threw another one in a tree... Wait, *reading* it says philly instead of filly.
At Robotnik's base
Robotnik: I'm not related to this onyesha in any way, but I'm going to threaten everyone for.... *reading script* The fact that my enemy's cousin is hiding there.
Sonic: Smooth egghead.
Robotnik: HEY! wewe try running a huge army of idiots!
At Rarity's Boutique
Sean: I'm making dresses, because I was told to kwa some stranger.
Twilight: *brakes down door* Man, wewe threatened to kill two phillys!
Mariofan14: Fillies!!!
Rarity: Wait a dakika Twilight, you're not supposed to have a black man's voice yet.
Twilight: I don't give a fuck man!
Sean: *runs out door*
STH: Sneaky escape!
After a chase between car, and balloon.
Celestia: Blah blah blah blah, death, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, illegal, blah blah blah blah..
Sean: *bored* Really? *kills Celestia* Confusion Control *teleports out of Equestria*
Alinah09: It's chaos control!
Sean: I'm going back to my nyumbani planet. Wanna come?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's not like I have a choice since we're in another world on juu of a building that we're not supposed to be on in the first place (White House). I'm surprised the FBI hasn't tried to kill us.
After "Chaos" Control
Sean: I'm back!!
Nazis: Halt!
Sean: Hold on to me
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Holds on*
Sean: *runs to cave extremely fast*
Jordy-Dash: How come wewe never do that in any of the roleplays we do?
STH: What? Go to a cave?
Jordy-Dash: No, run extremely fast.
STH: Uhmmmmmmm......
Back at Equestria
Sean: I declare war on wewe assholes
Robotnik: Very well! Prepare to die
Shadow: *comes out of nowhere* I'm not supposed to be here, how are wewe doing?
Robotnik: Great.
C@R CH@SE
Sonic: Robotnik is dead.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Already?
Sean: I'm racing a flying pony, but this time.. In my car.
November 2012
STH: Even though Hedgehog In Ponyville proved to be unsuccesful, I'm making a sequel as my inayofuata fanfic! :D
fanpop users: Booooo!!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!
Warning: No comments, no abridgement
Pinkie's Christmas
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus is coming to town!
upinde wa mvua Dash: It sucks that wewe wrote a song that no one can hear since this has been typed.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I worked hard on that song!!!!!!
Karinabrony: Pinkie isn't german! Wait, is she?
STH: Not yet.
Diamond Tiara: Wait, what?
SilverSpoon: What's wrong?
Diamond Tiara: It says that I'm a unicorn, but I'm not.
STH: Oh fuck!!!
Diamond Tiara: *hits upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh fuck!
Santa: *Arrives*
Rarity: Oh fuck!
Santa: wewe get coal!
Rarity: I don't get it
Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance
Warning: No maoni no abridgement
Someonebutnoone: What do wewe mean no comments, no abridgement?!
STH: No one ilitumwa a maoni on the story, so there's no abridgement.
Someonebutnoone: Fine! I'm going to post a comment, then you're going to have to make an abridgement!
STH: It's too late for that.
December 31, 2012
zaidi Than One Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Hi, I brought someone hear to be the main enemy.
Catie: Hello, I'm a communist, and I have the powers to turn wewe into a communist.
Pinkie Pie: Cool! You're my friend already.
Izfankirby: FLASHBACK
Catie: Chase scene with trains!
NocturnalMirage: I was told this was supposed to be like that mashua chase in The World Is Not Enough. It seems somewhat like that.
Catie: Attention Ponyville... Wait, why am I giving a speech, when I can just turn everyone into a communist?
Twilight: Because some ponies are hiding man!! They gots to hear yo speech!
Applejack: We're hiding, but very far from them!
Applebloom: Oh no, we're being chased kwa russians!
Sean: Bond qoute! *blows up barricade*
Mariofan14: This guy has made a lot of Bond references in his stories so far.
Sean: It's time we alisema goodbye to an uninvited guest.
Jordy-Dash: Another train chase!!!
Sean: Damnit, we crashed.
Catie: So did I.
Sean: Then let me allow wewe to stab upinde wa mvua Dash so I can make an interesting arrival.
Catie: *Stabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Sean: wewe did it too early!! *attacks Catie*
January 2013
Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)
STH: I decided to make a Con Mane fanfic. How did I do?
fanpop users: Meh
STH: wewe guys suck.
The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Yes. This is a crossover of The Inglourious Bastards with My Little Pony. Your argument is invalid.
Canterlot Soldier: I'm being sexist to the element of honesty for no reason! This is what all stallions do to mares from now on.
Applejack: That's a huge mistake, and you're going to die for that
Sean: *kills Canterlot Soldier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yay, I defeated Gilda without even trying!
Wasted pony: Dude, what if we were owned kwa an evil company?
Drunk Pony: wewe mean Warner Bros? Hell no! *falls asleep*
Wasted Pony: I meant Hasbro.
Disneyfan333: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with a huge fight on a huge train.
After a huge fight on a huge train
Disneyfan333: Just as I thought.
February 2013
Goldhoof
STH: Now I'm making a Con Mane fanfic based off of Goldfinger. How did i do?
fanpop users: What the fuck is Goldfinger?
STH: Really?
Pinkie's Duel
STH: Behold, a crossover between My Little Pony, and Duel!
Alinah09: uh.. Hooray?
NocturnalMirage: HELL YES!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time
Mariofan14: Finally, it's the end of his Hedgehog In Ponyville series!
STH: Yes, it's true. I am ending the series with this story (Not really. In four months au so, I'll make another one. I just need to think of something.)
Another C@R CH@SE ON ICE
Izfankirby: Indiana Jones rip off!!
Robotnik: *falls off cliff in tank* AHHH *dies*
Catie: Are wewe sure wewe know how to use a sniper rifle?
Discord: Shut up, women snipers are pathetic *misses target*
STH: Boring concert!
Sean: *puts Mobius into Ponyville*
Naomiwinx: What is a Mobius?
STH: A planet. Where Sonic The Hedgehog lives?
Naomiwinx: I don't get it... -_-
Casino Of Solace
STH: This fanfic combining Casino Royale, Quantum Of Solace, and ponies should do the trick for people to enjoy Con Mane.
fanpop users: meh
STH: OH COME ON!!
juu 50 inayopendelewa parts of fanfictions
STH: These are my favorites, not yours.
Disneyfan333: Thank wewe for putting some parts of my fanfics in there, but what I don't understand is why wewe PUT HALF OF THESE PARTS FROM YOUR ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
STH: .... *jumps out window*
Wow I really ilitumwa nearly 100 makala in four months? Is that like, a world record?
March 2013
Pinkie's Easter
upinde wa mvua Dash: Holy shit, isn't it too early for an easter fanfic?
easter bunny: No. It's always a good time for Easter My Little gppony, pony fanfics.
STH: He has a point.
King Sombra: I died in Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time, yet here I am, taking over the Crystal Empire once again.
Cadence: What are wewe going to call it?
King Sombra: Sombratown! *laughs evilly*
Cadence: That's so stu- actually, I like that name.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pulling train*
Applejack: We were never able to establish how this was possible.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought I could, and it happened.
STH: Fillies, and gentlecolts, The Little Pegasus That Could.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pulling train* I think I can I think I can
King Sombra: No wewe can't. DIE!! *shoots gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wow, your aim sucks.
After a boring gun fight
Cadence: wewe saved the Crystal Empire
upinde wa mvua Dash: Aw yeah!!
The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit
upinde wa mvua Dash: No stallion is going to kill me for any sexist reason!
Stallions: Kill her for sexist reasons! *grab guns*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*
driving stallions: *follow upinde wa mvua Dash* Shoot her *crashes into train*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This is too easy. I think I'll go rescue Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *dies*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, so much for that idea.
Sean: I have arrived here very fast.
Golden Iris
Con: I'm a secret agent n*ggers!
Mexican ponies: Uhm, we're Hispanic, not black.
Con: Sucks for wewe *shoots explosives*
John: wewe know Con? I was always better
Con: *goes down ladder*
John: I'm going to wait here while calling for a helicopter!
Natalia: *sneeks on helicopter*
Disneyfan333: Even zaidi lousy grammar!
Fenix: I brought a lot of ponies in helicopters. FEAR ME!!!
Con: All the bad ponies are dead.
Fenix: Oh. Well, let's go home.
April 2013
Pinkie's Treasure Hunt
STH: This story takes place in the mwaka 2031, but yet the most modern cars are ones from the 50's.
Pinkie Pie: I'm dragging along a lot of ponies for a big punda treasure hunt.
upinde wa mvua Dash: zaidi like a treasure cunt
Applejack: *laughs*
Sean: *arrives in car burning rubber* Hey, I'm your captain for this fucked up adventure!
Everyone gets on the ship
Pinkie Pie: We're imba a Disney song no one knows about!
Disneyfan333: HEY!!!
_Laugh_: Re-enacted fight scene
Discord: *Reading script* Blaze, blaze.
Blaze: *falls off bridge*
Discord: *sounding like Bane* I wonder if James Bond did that to her.
One night after the treasure was found
Twilight: *steals money*
Pinkie Pie: I'm telling Celestia on you!!
Twilight: And now everyone knows why I have the voice of a black man.
Now it's time for a different approach!
My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous
Disneyfan333: I drew a pic of a gppony, pony that isn't mine.
Someonebutnoone: Thank you.
Canada24: The godfather rip off!!
STH: Where have wewe been?
Canada24: Stealing a zamboni for my boss. I was aboot to get another one, but the cops showed up near it.
Mariofan14: Wait!! applejack beats up a filly?! That doesn't make sense!!!
STH: It's Diamond Tiara getting beat up. wewe can read, right?
Mariofan14: *reading story towards the end* She dies?!!?
STH: Yep. Diamond Tiara dies.
You'll Only Live Twice
Koreans: *shipping illegal weapons*
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans as the bad guys. Seems legit.
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D
Twilight's Unusual Week
Twilight: What a beautiful-
Izfankirby: *singing* wewe had a bad day. wewe taking one down. wewe sing a sad song just to turn it around. Just something something. I don't like this song. Yet I'm getting paid just to sing it-
Spike: Um, Twilight? What about siku 7?
Twilight: NEVER ASK ABOUT siku 7!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Celestia's Secret Service
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D again
Izfankirby: Awesome car, but what's with the japanese pistol from world war 2?
STH: The Walther PPK was copyrighted kwa MGM, and I had to find something similar to it. Wait a minute... I am MGM!!! Only, with Robotnik as the logo, and the name is changed because of that. (It's a picture I had for a profaili pic.)
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans teaming up with the swedish to be bad guys. Seems legit.
ANOTHER C@R CH@SE
Diamond Tiara's Are Forever
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! FIND A NEW VILLIAN!!!!
_Laugh_: If it helps, he has Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon as a lesbian couple.
Canada24: How dare wewe ship them?!
STH: How dare wewe judge me?
Someonebutnoone: Yet another c@r ch@se
To Live & Die In Las Pegasus
STH: Yeah, if wewe can't tell, I upendo making crossovers between bila mpangilio sinema with ponies. I created my own cast to.
fanpop users: Wow, wewe got your entire cast?! meh
STH: Screw it. Why do I even bother try to impress my audience?!
Someonebutnoone: So this is the guy that brought me into the fandom? Were my standards really that low back then?
The Mare With The Golden Gun
NaomiWinx: Here, use my OC even though I'm never going to use her again.
STH: Uhmmm... Thanks?
NocturnalMirage: Blah blah presents blah blah blah blah... NEXT!!!
P: What do wewe know about this pony?
Con: I know she's going to die.
NocturnalMirage: Koreans as the bad guys, for the fourth time in a row. Really?
After 40 dakika of a generic story
Hattan: *looking for Con*
Con: *drops gun*
KarinaBrony: Great, why don't wewe drop a nuke while you're at it?
Con: *drops nuke*
STH: Con Mane will return after the population stops decreasing.
MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Episode 2
Someonebutnoone: My OC is the boss of Ponyville's mafia, swag.
Mariofan14: *sighs* c@r ch@se
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wild turns ahead
Sean: (This kinda reminds me of F&F Supercars.)
Police: *getting close to Sean*
Sean: *getting close to finish line*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hit the nitrous
Sean: *hits nitrous*
upinde wa mvua Dash: First place!
Sean: Alright *takes money*
Police: *getting close*
Sean: Oh damnit, the cops.
Brony Of New Jersey
STH: Welcome to the mwaka 2014.
Jordy-Dash: Meebo is still here somehow after Google took it away.
STH: Yeah, I made this story before Meebo was taken away. Hey! I was clueless, and didn't know that would happen! What's your fucking excuse nigger?!
Jordy-Dash & NocturnalMirage: yyyeaaaahhhhhh
Someonebutnoone: Where's the ponies?!
STH: This is about bronies.
Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight: Man, wat are we doin on juu of a cable car?!
Con: Fighting her *points to Nightmare Moon*
STH: link
Nightmare Moon: Hahahahaha *hits Con*
Twilight: Man wewe don't laugh in dis story
Nightmare Moon: wewe know what? I don't like african equestrian ponies *slaps Twilight*
Con: *opens cable car door*
Twilight: *pushes Nightmare Moon in*
Iron Will: Ok, we get it! Get to the part where I fall in upendo with Nightmare Moon!
May 2013
How Derpy Was Born
STH: I don't know why I created this, but... Enjoy
For Your I's Only
Karinabrony: wewe can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
Canada24: Stop singing!
Karinabrony: NO!
In Canada
Canada24: oh no
Canadian pilot: *kills Carole's parents*
Canada24: NO!!! wewe made the canadians evil.. Oh wait, that was only one canadian pony, the rest are good.
Karinabrony: Ok, does this guy upendo c@r ch@ses au something?
Carole: *driving Shitroen 2PV*
Con: I would've prefered a Fiat.
Carole: The juu speed on this thing is 32 miles an hour.
Con: And the juu speed on a Fiat is better then that!
The following is a series of intellectual constructive criticism
ynoP elttiL yM
FUCKING SUCKS
License To Murder
FUCKING SUCKS
The Dashing & The Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
2 Dashing & 2 Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
upinde wa mvua Factory (With Alternate ending)
FUCKIN SUCKS
Robin kofia of Trottingham
Ehh, that one was o.k
Tomorrow Always Dies
FUCKIN SUCKS
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"AWESOME!!!!" - Applejackrocks1
STH: It really was.
June 2013
Slycall
Alinah09: Ooh, my OC is in a Con Mane story, aw yeah!!!
NocturnalMirage: Again, enough with the koreans!
Heckler: Hey, I'm a mexican.
NocturnalMirage: Oh.
STH: There is no car chase, but if it makes wewe feel better, I included a motorcycle chase.
July 2013
Autobiography
STH: Time to write something no one's gonna give a fuck about
20 dakika later
NocturnalMirage: That was awesome
Alinah09: You've changed my life.
Dirty Harry
STH: Ok, I'm making a MLP fanfic based off of Dirty Harry?
fanpop users: We upendo wewe Seanthehedgehog!!
Alinah09: At least this guy actually put effort into his performance.
The Shy Who Loved Me
_Laugh_: Let me guess, Fluttershy is in here.
Fluttershy: Yes
_Laugh_: yay!
STH: She's a mexican spy though
_Laugh_: Not kusoma it.
Con: O FACE
Octopus-3
STH: *points to NocturnalMirage* HE FORCED ME TO DO IT!! HE WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!! IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!! *cries* CURSE ME FOR BEING TOO NICE!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A Crossover
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't care if you're a commie, I still upendo wewe *hugs Pinkie*
Canada24: What the hell am I reading?
FIM Pinkie Pie: Ooh, a sexier version of myself
RDP Pinkie Pie: Uh, thank you?
August 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 1
STH: Yo man, check out this fanfic that shall start off an awesome series.
Someonebutnoone: How do wewe know it will be awesome? My OC Isn't in there.
STH: Not my fault.
Naomiwinx: My character isn't in here either!!
STH: wewe didn't read the part she was in.
Chibiemmy: Hi, I'm a complete stranger. Please put my OC in your series.
STH: SURE :D
magnum Force
STH: This isn't even finished, so don't read it.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 2
Hawkeye: To lease, au not to lease. Annihalated ponies!! *shooting ponies*
Gordon: HEY!! There aren't supposed to be any guns in here!
Hawkeye: Like wewe care.
Pete: For caring, wewe get suspended from work for one month.
Gordon: NO!!!!!!!!
We Lost A Friend
STH: Where did we go wrong? We Lost a friend! Applejackrocks might've killed herself! Can we stay young? au maybe not. Then we'll know how to save a life!
Mariofan14: What?
Ponies On The Rails Episode 3
Gordon: Ok, no cursing.
Alinah09: *Reading*
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Alinah09: Ah! wewe broke your own rule! All I'm going to do however is ask about how he wrote this. *typing comment* Brakes, and breaks should be switched.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 4
Chibiemmy: This is an episode about a commercial, yet much of this takes place in Manehattan.
STH: Yeah, so?
Alinah09: Makes sense to me.
Karinabrony: I don't care. I'm only kusoma this, because it takes place in the 50's. I upendo the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.
STH: Shuddup.
Karinabrony: Shuddup? Why certainly. It's not like I don't know how to stay quiet. When I'm told to shuddup, I shuddup.
STH: Shuddup, shuddin up.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 7: The Grand Galloping Gala
STH: au just Hedgehog In Ponyville 7
Discord: I am now a part of the Nazi forces created kwa Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik: Get these men to ponyville, and fuck things up!
Sean: Oh no wewe don't *runs along ice*
Discord: There's a bridge right there that goes across the ice.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here I am moving a train again.
Nazi: *shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm still alive! wewe got nothing on me germans!
Pinkie Pie: Does that include me? :C *squee*
Twilight: Man, I'm going to turn evil because of very little jealousy.
Celestia: Oh Hell no!!
Ponies On The Rails episode 5
We skipped 10 months, and went from 1950 to 1951.
Gordon: I'm going to try, and kill someone *accelerates train*
Coffee Creme: *avoids being hit kwa train signal*
Gordon: Damnit. Now, I must go backwards to let Coffee Creme off this train
Orion: *crashes*
Karinabrony: Thomas The Tank Engine Phrase.
NocturnalMirage: Oh, the indignity.
Karinabrony: Not that one.
Gordon: We named the dog Indiana
fanpop users: WRONG SHOW!!
Pete: wewe get a week off just for fixing two military jeeps. I should be firing wewe for trying to kill Coffee Creme, but screw it. You've done a fabulous job contributing to the Equestrian Army.
upinde wa mvua Dash Gets Sued
STH: I was bored, ok?
Canada24: Wow, this sucks.
STH: I alisema I was bored. At least I tried.
Canada24: OMG, DON'T TURN ME INTO THE BAD GUY!!!! *runs to building across the mitaani, mtaa from my home*
STH: *typing message*
Canada24: *grabs sniper rifle* wewe wanted me to be the bad guy. I'll onyesha wewe what you're dealing with. *shoots wall*
Sean: *hides behind bed*
Canada24: *shoots bed*
Sean: *crawls behind wall*
Canada24: wewe can't escape me!! *shoots kitanda over, and over again* Wait a dakika *looks at computer through scope* wewe are turning yourself into the bad guy? *shoots computer*
Ponies On The Rails episode 6
STH: Yeah, if wewe can't tell, I like trains.
Someonebutnoone: Do wewe "like" like them?
STH: Seriously? We're seriously going down that path?
Ponies On The Rails episode 7
Pete: I'm going to tell wewe guys a story.
Hawkeye: Oh, cool.
Pete: About my youth.
Gordon: Boo!!!!
Mariofan14: Tourettes pony!!
NocturnalMirage: LUNA!!! Was mentioned in the story.
The Seven-Ups
Chibi-Emmy: This is boring. I only like the c@r ch@se.
STH: I enjoyed making the c@r ch@se.
Engineer: *driving train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: hujambo so am I!
Buddy: Than what the fuck are wewe doing in this story?
September 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 8
Gordon: *With Coffee Creme, and Jeff* We're starting a club that wewe can't join.
Honey: But, that doesn't make any sense
Gordon: Shut up, and plot your obvious revenge!
Honey: Ok, god!
Coffee Creme: *barfs* I should've known not to get pizza with anchovies!
Jeff: Wait, wasn't it a hamburger that made wewe sick?
Coffee Creme: Same thing!!!!
Honey: Reality is such an interesting concept, isn't it?
Bartholomew: Hey, I'm Bartholomew Perfect The 55th, I'm here to help stop Gordon *speaking very fast* oiwjergosrg speojgosifdjbos psjdfibjdosfb pojdsfoijbosdfijb pojdfoibjsdifb ijf gpfobd psjdboifb... *laughs like Popeye*
Hawkeye: What the hell did he say?
Gordon: Really, this makala got 4 fans? Why would someone waste their time kusoma this junk, taka instead of kusoma something from an expert?
Bartholomew: wewe mean like Shakespeare?
Gordon: Ok no, that's just crossing the line.
Bartholomew: I am now asleep for some reason.
The Racer
NocturnalMirage: Cannonball Run Parody, awesome. I'm definitely going to read this entire story.
Days past, and Mirage forgot to read the rest of The Racer.
Ponies On The Rails episode 9
Alinah09: Hetalia reference!!
Bartholomew: This train is full of idiots *jumps off train*
Passenger: Hey! Wait for me!! *jumps off*
Pete: Apparently, wewe suck at being a conductor.
Bartholomew: Yes sir.
Pete: Then wewe must go work in the train yard.
Bartholomew: Ok.
In the train yard
Bartholomew: *stuck on freight car* How is this possible *falls off*
Ponies On The Rails episode 10
Gordon: I got two days off! What could be better then going to the future?
Marty Mcfly: Going to the past?
Gordon: Shut up!!
Marty McFly: No one tells me to shut up!
Gordon: You're right, they call wewe a chicken.
In the future
Gordon: Oh look, it's a fast car with a 10 cylinder engine. I'm going to say it's terrible for no reason.
Someonebutnoone: HOW DARE wewe MENTION COMMUNISM?!
Gordon: *returns to 1951* Pardon me, but I'm going to do the same thing I did in the beginning of last episode.
Karinabrony: This had nothing to do with trains at all.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 8: The Nazis Strike Back
Karinabrony: No, I'm not kusoma this.
_Laugh_: Why not? It's awesome.
STH: Yeah, and it's got the nyota Wars Theme song.
NocturnalMirage: I've heard of a lot of classical movies, but not Where Eagles Dare.
STH: That's a shame.
Spike: I work for the Nazis, but wewe don't know that until the ending.
Sean: Thanks for spoiling it for us asshole.
Doughnut Joe: Enjoy your disguises.
Sean: Thanks. Enjoy waiting for us for a long time, cuz we'll take a lot of time just to rescue Celestia.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How do wewe know?
Sean: Because it takes a long time to write a story. What else did wewe want to hear?
After a fight scene
upinde wa mvua Dash: He told me enough. He told me a texting driver killed her.
Twilight: No man, I am wait, SPOILER ALERT, I am yo sister.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well I don't see how that affects me in any way- wuuutt?!!
Mariofan14: Oh great, not only does this guy enjoy c@r ch@ses, he also has a thing for a man beating up children.
STH: It's a hedgehog beating up fillies. Get it right.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Disneyfan333: I'll make a picture for you.
STH: Thank you.
Jack: Hi, hi, bye *leaves*
Sally: *Tries to follow*
Professor Something: Get your punda back here bitch! You're my hoe.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Jack: *goes through portal*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Mayor: I can't count correctly.
Jack: I'm going to gather a town meeting for wewe to hear a.... POINTLESS SONG!!!
Sally: I escaped.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Alinah09: Ok, how many pointless songs are there?
STH: Three?
Insanity Crusaders: *go into mti house*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Celestia: *goes through drain pipe*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
And guess what comes after that....
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Someonebutnoone: Artillery! yay.
Jack: *gets hit kwa artillery* To hell with you, and have terrible nightmares!!
October 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 11: Night Shift
Gordon: Sandvich!!
Karinabrony: Team fortress 2 reference. woo hoo
Pete: wewe all get to go nyumbani tomorrow!
Hawkeye: And we have to work the night shift!
Coffee Creme: Fuck.
Pete: Hey, wewe volunteered.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah........
Octavia Unchained
STH: Warning: This fanfic has a lot of violence, and cursing.
Karinabrony: *does not notice warning*
KKK Ponies: Why don't we just dress up like Nazis?
KKK gppony, pony 1: No! We are better then that! We, are the fucking Ku Klux Klan
Alinah09: Yeah, I think Nazis are better.
Karinabrony: I don't.
Dexter: wewe killed a lot of ponies. Congratulations.
Octavia: Thank you.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 12
Mariofan14: Bad Coffee? What the actual fuck?
STH: What? Don't wewe drink coffee, and think it's bad?
Gordon: I'm going to change your personality.
Coffee Creme: Please don't.
Gordon: Fuckface.
Coffee Creme: *gets brain washed* My personality has changed into yours.
Hawkeye: wewe know Coffee Creme, uigizaji like someone else is not good, and extremely pointless. Just be yourself.
Middle School
Someonebutnoone: Well, judging kwa how this began, I know that the main character is going to do something bad. But hey, as long as he doesn't kill anypony that's fine kwa me.
STH: I upendo making fanfics based off of other movies, and stories. Because I can't make good stories.
October 31, 2013
Sean: So, I've been in Equestria with wewe for a year? Shouldn't we be doing something else?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Probably not. I mean, right now we're in a makala that took months to finish.
Yeah, I've been working on this since August. If wewe don't like this, whatever. Haters gonna hate
The End
STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little gppony, pony related username's one mwaka anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.
October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville
STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big ukuta of text!
Someonebutnoone: Lousy grammar
STH: Of course the main character is named after me. What did wewe want him to be called? Dave Starsky?
fanpop users: .........
STH: Uhm, ok?
Sean: *pulls out gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sleeping*
NocturnalMirage: What are wewe doing?!!?!
Sean: *kills bird*
NocturnalMirage: Oh, good.
Meanwhile at Fluttershy's
Sean: I'm going to race a flying gppony, pony on foot!
Narrator: alisema Sean
inayofuata morning
Un named filly: We're going to make fun of wewe for no reason.
Applebloom: Oh no!
STH: Wait... What's her name?
NocturnalMirage: Diamond Tiara!
STH: Ohhhhh.
Silver Spoon: Let's beat them up Diam-ara?
Applebloom: *facehoof*
Mariofan14: Unnecesary violence
Someonebutnoone: What's so unnecesary about it?
Mariofan14: He pulled a gun on a filly, and threw another one in a tree... Wait, *reading* it says philly instead of filly.
At Robotnik's base
Robotnik: I'm not related to this onyesha in any way, but I'm going to threaten everyone for.... *reading script* The fact that my enemy's cousin is hiding there.
Sonic: Smooth egghead.
Robotnik: HEY! wewe try running a huge army of idiots!
At Rarity's Boutique
Sean: I'm making dresses, because I was told to kwa some stranger.
Twilight: *brakes down door* Man, wewe threatened to kill two phillys!
Mariofan14: Fillies!!!
Rarity: Wait a dakika Twilight, you're not supposed to have a black man's voice yet.
Twilight: I don't give a fuck man!
Sean: *runs out door*
STH: Sneaky escape!
After a chase between car, and balloon.
Celestia: Blah blah blah blah, death, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, illegal, blah blah blah blah..
Sean: *bored* Really? *kills Celestia* Confusion Control *teleports out of Equestria*
Alinah09: It's chaos control!
Sean: I'm going back to my nyumbani planet. Wanna come?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's not like I have a choice since we're in another world on juu of a building that we're not supposed to be on in the first place (White House). I'm surprised the FBI hasn't tried to kill us.
After "Chaos" Control
Sean: I'm back!!
Nazis: Halt!
Sean: Hold on to me
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Holds on*
Sean: *runs to cave extremely fast*
Jordy-Dash: How come wewe never do that in any of the roleplays we do?
STH: What? Go to a cave?
Jordy-Dash: No, run extremely fast.
STH: Uhmmmmmmm......
Back at Equestria
Sean: I declare war on wewe assholes
Robotnik: Very well! Prepare to die
Shadow: *comes out of nowhere* I'm not supposed to be here, how are wewe doing?
Robotnik: Great.
C@R CH@SE
Sonic: Robotnik is dead.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Already?
Sean: I'm racing a flying pony, but this time.. In my car.
November 2012
STH: Even though Hedgehog In Ponyville proved to be unsuccesful, I'm making a sequel as my inayofuata fanfic! :D
fanpop users: Booooo!!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!
Warning: No comments, no abridgement
Pinkie's Christmas
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus is coming to town!
upinde wa mvua Dash: It sucks that wewe wrote a song that no one can hear since this has been typed.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I worked hard on that song!!!!!!
Karinabrony: Pinkie isn't german! Wait, is she?
STH: Not yet.
Diamond Tiara: Wait, what?
SilverSpoon: What's wrong?
Diamond Tiara: It says that I'm a unicorn, but I'm not.
STH: Oh fuck!!!
Diamond Tiara: *hits upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh fuck!
Santa: *Arrives*
Rarity: Oh fuck!
Santa: wewe get coal!
Rarity: I don't get it
Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance
Warning: No maoni no abridgement
Someonebutnoone: What do wewe mean no comments, no abridgement?!
STH: No one ilitumwa a maoni on the story, so there's no abridgement.
Someonebutnoone: Fine! I'm going to post a comment, then you're going to have to make an abridgement!
STH: It's too late for that.
December 31, 2012
zaidi Than One Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Hi, I brought someone hear to be the main enemy.
Catie: Hello, I'm a communist, and I have the powers to turn wewe into a communist.
Pinkie Pie: Cool! You're my friend already.
Izfankirby: FLASHBACK
Catie: Chase scene with trains!
NocturnalMirage: I was told this was supposed to be like that mashua chase in The World Is Not Enough. It seems somewhat like that.
Catie: Attention Ponyville... Wait, why am I giving a speech, when I can just turn everyone into a communist?
Twilight: Because some ponies are hiding man!! They gots to hear yo speech!
Applejack: We're hiding, but very far from them!
Applebloom: Oh no, we're being chased kwa russians!
Sean: Bond qoute! *blows up barricade*
Mariofan14: This guy has made a lot of Bond references in his stories so far.
Sean: It's time we alisema goodbye to an uninvited guest.
Jordy-Dash: Another train chase!!!
Sean: Damnit, we crashed.
Catie: So did I.
Sean: Then let me allow wewe to stab upinde wa mvua Dash so I can make an interesting arrival.
Catie: *Stabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Sean: wewe did it too early!! *attacks Catie*
January 2013
Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)
STH: I decided to make a Con Mane fanfic. How did I do?
fanpop users: Meh
STH: wewe guys suck.
The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Yes. This is a crossover of The Inglourious Bastards with My Little Pony. Your argument is invalid.
Canterlot Soldier: I'm being sexist to the element of honesty for no reason! This is what all stallions do to mares from now on.
Applejack: That's a huge mistake, and you're going to die for that
Sean: *kills Canterlot Soldier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yay, I defeated Gilda without even trying!
Wasted pony: Dude, what if we were owned kwa an evil company?
Drunk Pony: wewe mean Warner Bros? Hell no! *falls asleep*
Wasted Pony: I meant Hasbro.
Disneyfan333: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with a huge fight on a huge train.
After a huge fight on a huge train
Disneyfan333: Just as I thought.
February 2013
Goldhoof
STH: Now I'm making a Con Mane fanfic based off of Goldfinger. How did i do?
fanpop users: What the fuck is Goldfinger?
STH: Really?
Pinkie's Duel
STH: Behold, a crossover between My Little Pony, and Duel!
Alinah09: uh.. Hooray?
NocturnalMirage: HELL YES!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time
Mariofan14: Finally, it's the end of his Hedgehog In Ponyville series!
STH: Yes, it's true. I am ending the series with this story (Not really. In four months au so, I'll make another one. I just need to think of something.)
Another C@R CH@SE ON ICE
Izfankirby: Indiana Jones rip off!!
Robotnik: *falls off cliff in tank* AHHH *dies*
Catie: Are wewe sure wewe know how to use a sniper rifle?
Discord: Shut up, women snipers are pathetic *misses target*
STH: Boring concert!
Sean: *puts Mobius into Ponyville*
Naomiwinx: What is a Mobius?
STH: A planet. Where Sonic The Hedgehog lives?
Naomiwinx: I don't get it... -_-
Casino Of Solace
STH: This fanfic combining Casino Royale, Quantum Of Solace, and ponies should do the trick for people to enjoy Con Mane.
fanpop users: meh
STH: OH COME ON!!
juu 50 inayopendelewa parts of fanfictions
STH: These are my favorites, not yours.
Disneyfan333: Thank wewe for putting some parts of my fanfics in there, but what I don't understand is why wewe PUT HALF OF THESE PARTS FROM YOUR ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
STH: .... *jumps out window*
Wow I really ilitumwa nearly 100 makala in four months? Is that like, a world record?
March 2013
Pinkie's Easter
upinde wa mvua Dash: Holy shit, isn't it too early for an easter fanfic?
easter bunny: No. It's always a good time for Easter My Little gppony, pony fanfics.
STH: He has a point.
King Sombra: I died in Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time, yet here I am, taking over the Crystal Empire once again.
Cadence: What are wewe going to call it?
King Sombra: Sombratown! *laughs evilly*
Cadence: That's so stu- actually, I like that name.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pulling train*
Applejack: We were never able to establish how this was possible.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought I could, and it happened.
STH: Fillies, and gentlecolts, The Little Pegasus That Could.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pulling train* I think I can I think I can
King Sombra: No wewe can't. DIE!! *shoots gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wow, your aim sucks.
After a boring gun fight
Cadence: wewe saved the Crystal Empire
upinde wa mvua Dash: Aw yeah!!
The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit
upinde wa mvua Dash: No stallion is going to kill me for any sexist reason!
Stallions: Kill her for sexist reasons! *grab guns*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*
driving stallions: *follow upinde wa mvua Dash* Shoot her *crashes into train*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This is too easy. I think I'll go rescue Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *dies*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, so much for that idea.
Sean: I have arrived here very fast.
Golden Iris
Con: I'm a secret agent n*ggers!
Mexican ponies: Uhm, we're Hispanic, not black.
Con: Sucks for wewe *shoots explosives*
John: wewe know Con? I was always better
Con: *goes down ladder*
John: I'm going to wait here while calling for a helicopter!
Natalia: *sneeks on helicopter*
Disneyfan333: Even zaidi lousy grammar!
Fenix: I brought a lot of ponies in helicopters. FEAR ME!!!
Con: All the bad ponies are dead.
Fenix: Oh. Well, let's go home.
April 2013
Pinkie's Treasure Hunt
STH: This story takes place in the mwaka 2031, but yet the most modern cars are ones from the 50's.
Pinkie Pie: I'm dragging along a lot of ponies for a big punda treasure hunt.
upinde wa mvua Dash: zaidi like a treasure cunt
Applejack: *laughs*
Sean: *arrives in car burning rubber* Hey, I'm your captain for this fucked up adventure!
Everyone gets on the ship
Pinkie Pie: We're imba a Disney song no one knows about!
Disneyfan333: HEY!!!
_Laugh_: Re-enacted fight scene
Discord: *Reading script* Blaze, blaze.
Blaze: *falls off bridge*
Discord: *sounding like Bane* I wonder if James Bond did that to her.
One night after the treasure was found
Twilight: *steals money*
Pinkie Pie: I'm telling Celestia on you!!
Twilight: And now everyone knows why I have the voice of a black man.
Now it's time for a different approach!
My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous
Disneyfan333: I drew a pic of a gppony, pony that isn't mine.
Someonebutnoone: Thank you.
Canada24: The godfather rip off!!
STH: Where have wewe been?
Canada24: Stealing a zamboni for my boss. I was aboot to get another one, but the cops showed up near it.
Mariofan14: Wait!! applejack beats up a filly?! That doesn't make sense!!!
STH: It's Diamond Tiara getting beat up. wewe can read, right?
Mariofan14: *reading story towards the end* She dies?!!?
STH: Yep. Diamond Tiara dies.
You'll Only Live Twice
Koreans: *shipping illegal weapons*
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans as the bad guys. Seems legit.
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D
Twilight's Unusual Week
Twilight: What a beautiful-
Izfankirby: *singing* wewe had a bad day. wewe taking one down. wewe sing a sad song just to turn it around. Just something something. I don't like this song. Yet I'm getting paid just to sing it-
Spike: Um, Twilight? What about siku 7?
Twilight: NEVER ASK ABOUT siku 7!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Celestia's Secret Service
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D again
Izfankirby: Awesome car, but what's with the japanese pistol from world war 2?
STH: The Walther PPK was copyrighted kwa MGM, and I had to find something similar to it. Wait a minute... I am MGM!!! Only, with Robotnik as the logo, and the name is changed because of that. (It's a picture I had for a profaili pic.)
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans teaming up with the swedish to be bad guys. Seems legit.
ANOTHER C@R CH@SE
Diamond Tiara's Are Forever
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! FIND A NEW VILLIAN!!!!
_Laugh_: If it helps, he has Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon as a lesbian couple.
Canada24: How dare wewe ship them?!
STH: How dare wewe judge me?
Someonebutnoone: Yet another c@r ch@se
To Live & Die In Las Pegasus
STH: Yeah, if wewe can't tell, I upendo making crossovers between bila mpangilio sinema with ponies. I created my own cast to.
fanpop users: Wow, wewe got your entire cast?! meh
STH: Screw it. Why do I even bother try to impress my audience?!
Someonebutnoone: So this is the guy that brought me into the fandom? Were my standards really that low back then?
The Mare With The Golden Gun
NaomiWinx: Here, use my OC even though I'm never going to use her again.
STH: Uhmmm... Thanks?
NocturnalMirage: Blah blah presents blah blah blah blah... NEXT!!!
P: What do wewe know about this pony?
Con: I know she's going to die.
NocturnalMirage: Koreans as the bad guys, for the fourth time in a row. Really?
After 40 dakika of a generic story
Hattan: *looking for Con*
Con: *drops gun*
KarinaBrony: Great, why don't wewe drop a nuke while you're at it?
Con: *drops nuke*
STH: Con Mane will return after the population stops decreasing.
MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Episode 2
Someonebutnoone: My OC is the boss of Ponyville's mafia, swag.
Mariofan14: *sighs* c@r ch@se
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wild turns ahead
Sean: (This kinda reminds me of F&F Supercars.)
Police: *getting close to Sean*
Sean: *getting close to finish line*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hit the nitrous
Sean: *hits nitrous*
upinde wa mvua Dash: First place!
Sean: Alright *takes money*
Police: *getting close*
Sean: Oh damnit, the cops.
Brony Of New Jersey
STH: Welcome to the mwaka 2014.
Jordy-Dash: Meebo is still here somehow after Google took it away.
STH: Yeah, I made this story before Meebo was taken away. Hey! I was clueless, and didn't know that would happen! What's your fucking excuse nigger?!
Jordy-Dash & NocturnalMirage: yyyeaaaahhhhhh
Someonebutnoone: Where's the ponies?!
STH: This is about bronies.
Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight: Man, wat are we doin on juu of a cable car?!
Con: Fighting her *points to Nightmare Moon*
STH: link
Nightmare Moon: Hahahahaha *hits Con*
Twilight: Man wewe don't laugh in dis story
Nightmare Moon: wewe know what? I don't like african equestrian ponies *slaps Twilight*
Con: *opens cable car door*
Twilight: *pushes Nightmare Moon in*
Iron Will: Ok, we get it! Get to the part where I fall in upendo with Nightmare Moon!
May 2013
How Derpy Was Born
STH: I don't know why I created this, but... Enjoy
For Your I's Only
Karinabrony: wewe can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
Canada24: Stop singing!
Karinabrony: NO!
In Canada
Canada24: oh no
Canadian pilot: *kills Carole's parents*
Canada24: NO!!! wewe made the canadians evil.. Oh wait, that was only one canadian pony, the rest are good.
Karinabrony: Ok, does this guy upendo c@r ch@ses au something?
Carole: *driving Shitroen 2PV*
Con: I would've prefered a Fiat.
Carole: The juu speed on this thing is 32 miles an hour.
Con: And the juu speed on a Fiat is better then that!
The following is a series of intellectual constructive criticism
ynoP elttiL yM
FUCKING SUCKS
License To Murder
FUCKING SUCKS
The Dashing & The Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
2 Dashing & 2 Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
upinde wa mvua Factory (With Alternate ending)
FUCKIN SUCKS
Robin kofia of Trottingham
Ehh, that one was o.k
Tomorrow Always Dies
FUCKIN SUCKS
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"AWESOME!!!!" - Applejackrocks1
STH: It really was.
June 2013
Slycall
Alinah09: Ooh, my OC is in a Con Mane story, aw yeah!!!
NocturnalMirage: Again, enough with the koreans!
Heckler: Hey, I'm a mexican.
NocturnalMirage: Oh.
STH: There is no car chase, but if it makes wewe feel better, I included a motorcycle chase.
July 2013
Autobiography
STH: Time to write something no one's gonna give a fuck about
20 dakika later
NocturnalMirage: That was awesome
Alinah09: You've changed my life.
Dirty Harry
STH: Ok, I'm making a MLP fanfic based off of Dirty Harry?
fanpop users: We upendo wewe Seanthehedgehog!!
Alinah09: At least this guy actually put effort into his performance.
The Shy Who Loved Me
_Laugh_: Let me guess, Fluttershy is in here.
Fluttershy: Yes
_Laugh_: yay!
STH: She's a mexican spy though
_Laugh_: Not kusoma it.
Con: O FACE
Octopus-3
STH: *points to NocturnalMirage* HE FORCED ME TO DO IT!! HE WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!! IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!! *cries* CURSE ME FOR BEING TOO NICE!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A Crossover
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't care if you're a commie, I still upendo wewe *hugs Pinkie*
Canada24: What the hell am I reading?
FIM Pinkie Pie: Ooh, a sexier version of myself
RDP Pinkie Pie: Uh, thank you?
August 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 1
STH: Yo man, check out this fanfic that shall start off an awesome series.
Someonebutnoone: How do wewe know it will be awesome? My OC Isn't in there.
STH: Not my fault.
Naomiwinx: My character isn't in here either!!
STH: wewe didn't read the part she was in.
Chibiemmy: Hi, I'm a complete stranger. Please put my OC in your series.
STH: SURE :D
magnum Force
STH: This isn't even finished, so don't read it.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 2
Hawkeye: To lease, au not to lease. Annihalated ponies!! *shooting ponies*
Gordon: HEY!! There aren't supposed to be any guns in here!
Hawkeye: Like wewe care.
Pete: For caring, wewe get suspended from work for one month.
Gordon: NO!!!!!!!!
We Lost A Friend
STH: Where did we go wrong? We Lost a friend! Applejackrocks might've killed herself! Can we stay young? au maybe not. Then we'll know how to save a life!
Mariofan14: What?
Ponies On The Rails Episode 3
Gordon: Ok, no cursing.
Alinah09: *Reading*
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Alinah09: Ah! wewe broke your own rule! All I'm going to do however is ask about how he wrote this. *typing comment* Brakes, and breaks should be switched.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 4
Chibiemmy: This is an episode about a commercial, yet much of this takes place in Manehattan.
STH: Yeah, so?
Alinah09: Makes sense to me.
Karinabrony: I don't care. I'm only kusoma this, because it takes place in the 50's. I upendo the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.
STH: Shuddup.
Karinabrony: Shuddup? Why certainly. It's not like I don't know how to stay quiet. When I'm told to shuddup, I shuddup.
STH: Shuddup, shuddin up.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 7: The Grand Galloping Gala
STH: au just Hedgehog In Ponyville 7
Discord: I am now a part of the Nazi forces created kwa Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik: Get these men to ponyville, and fuck things up!
Sean: Oh no wewe don't *runs along ice*
Discord: There's a bridge right there that goes across the ice.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here I am moving a train again.
Nazi: *shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm still alive! wewe got nothing on me germans!
Pinkie Pie: Does that include me? :C *squee*
Twilight: Man, I'm going to turn evil because of very little jealousy.
Celestia: Oh Hell no!!
Ponies On The Rails episode 5
We skipped 10 months, and went from 1950 to 1951.
Gordon: I'm going to try, and kill someone *accelerates train*
Coffee Creme: *avoids being hit kwa train signal*
Gordon: Damnit. Now, I must go backwards to let Coffee Creme off this train
Orion: *crashes*
Karinabrony: Thomas The Tank Engine Phrase.
NocturnalMirage: Oh, the indignity.
Karinabrony: Not that one.
Gordon: We named the dog Indiana
fanpop users: WRONG SHOW!!
Pete: wewe get a week off just for fixing two military jeeps. I should be firing wewe for trying to kill Coffee Creme, but screw it. You've done a fabulous job contributing to the Equestrian Army.
upinde wa mvua Dash Gets Sued
STH: I was bored, ok?
Canada24: Wow, this sucks.
STH: I alisema I was bored. At least I tried.
Canada24: OMG, DON'T TURN ME INTO THE BAD GUY!!!! *runs to building across the mitaani, mtaa from my home*
STH: *typing message*
Canada24: *grabs sniper rifle* wewe wanted me to be the bad guy. I'll onyesha wewe what you're dealing with. *shoots wall*
Sean: *hides behind bed*
Canada24: *shoots bed*
Sean: *crawls behind wall*
Canada24: wewe can't escape me!! *shoots kitanda over, and over again* Wait a dakika *looks at computer through scope* wewe are turning yourself into the bad guy? *shoots computer*
Ponies On The Rails episode 6
STH: Yeah, if wewe can't tell, I like trains.
Someonebutnoone: Do wewe "like" like them?
STH: Seriously? We're seriously going down that path?
Ponies On The Rails episode 7
Pete: I'm going to tell wewe guys a story.
Hawkeye: Oh, cool.
Pete: About my youth.
Gordon: Boo!!!!
Mariofan14: Tourettes pony!!
NocturnalMirage: LUNA!!! Was mentioned in the story.
The Seven-Ups
Chibi-Emmy: This is boring. I only like the c@r ch@se.
STH: I enjoyed making the c@r ch@se.
Engineer: *driving train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: hujambo so am I!
Buddy: Than what the fuck are wewe doing in this story?
September 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 8
Gordon: *With Coffee Creme, and Jeff* We're starting a club that wewe can't join.
Honey: But, that doesn't make any sense
Gordon: Shut up, and plot your obvious revenge!
Honey: Ok, god!
Coffee Creme: *barfs* I should've known not to get pizza with anchovies!
Jeff: Wait, wasn't it a hamburger that made wewe sick?
Coffee Creme: Same thing!!!!
Honey: Reality is such an interesting concept, isn't it?
Bartholomew: Hey, I'm Bartholomew Perfect The 55th, I'm here to help stop Gordon *speaking very fast* oiwjergosrg speojgosifdjbos psjdfibjdosfb pojdsfoijbosdfijb pojdfoibjsdifb ijf gpfobd psjdboifb... *laughs like Popeye*
Hawkeye: What the hell did he say?
Gordon: Really, this makala got 4 fans? Why would someone waste their time kusoma this junk, taka instead of kusoma something from an expert?
Bartholomew: wewe mean like Shakespeare?
Gordon: Ok no, that's just crossing the line.
Bartholomew: I am now asleep for some reason.
The Racer
NocturnalMirage: Cannonball Run Parody, awesome. I'm definitely going to read this entire story.
Days past, and Mirage forgot to read the rest of The Racer.
Ponies On The Rails episode 9
Alinah09: Hetalia reference!!
Bartholomew: This train is full of idiots *jumps off train*
Passenger: Hey! Wait for me!! *jumps off*
Pete: Apparently, wewe suck at being a conductor.
Bartholomew: Yes sir.
Pete: Then wewe must go work in the train yard.
Bartholomew: Ok.
In the train yard
Bartholomew: *stuck on freight car* How is this possible *falls off*
Ponies On The Rails episode 10
Gordon: I got two days off! What could be better then going to the future?
Marty Mcfly: Going to the past?
Gordon: Shut up!!
Marty McFly: No one tells me to shut up!
Gordon: You're right, they call wewe a chicken.
In the future
Gordon: Oh look, it's a fast car with a 10 cylinder engine. I'm going to say it's terrible for no reason.
Someonebutnoone: HOW DARE wewe MENTION COMMUNISM?!
Gordon: *returns to 1951* Pardon me, but I'm going to do the same thing I did in the beginning of last episode.
Karinabrony: This had nothing to do with trains at all.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 8: The Nazis Strike Back
Karinabrony: No, I'm not kusoma this.
_Laugh_: Why not? It's awesome.
STH: Yeah, and it's got the nyota Wars Theme song.
NocturnalMirage: I've heard of a lot of classical movies, but not Where Eagles Dare.
STH: That's a shame.
Spike: I work for the Nazis, but wewe don't know that until the ending.
Sean: Thanks for spoiling it for us asshole.
Doughnut Joe: Enjoy your disguises.
Sean: Thanks. Enjoy waiting for us for a long time, cuz we'll take a lot of time just to rescue Celestia.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How do wewe know?
Sean: Because it takes a long time to write a story. What else did wewe want to hear?
After a fight scene
upinde wa mvua Dash: He told me enough. He told me a texting driver killed her.
Twilight: No man, I am wait, SPOILER ALERT, I am yo sister.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well I don't see how that affects me in any way- wuuutt?!!
Mariofan14: Oh great, not only does this guy enjoy c@r ch@ses, he also has a thing for a man beating up children.
STH: It's a hedgehog beating up fillies. Get it right.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Disneyfan333: I'll make a picture for you.
STH: Thank you.
Jack: Hi, hi, bye *leaves*
Sally: *Tries to follow*
Professor Something: Get your punda back here bitch! You're my hoe.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Jack: *goes through portal*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Mayor: I can't count correctly.
Jack: I'm going to gather a town meeting for wewe to hear a.... POINTLESS SONG!!!
Sally: I escaped.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Alinah09: Ok, how many pointless songs are there?
STH: Three?
Insanity Crusaders: *go into mti house*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Celestia: *goes through drain pipe*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
And guess what comes after that....
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Someonebutnoone: Artillery! yay.
Jack: *gets hit kwa artillery* To hell with you, and have terrible nightmares!!
October 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 11: Night Shift
Gordon: Sandvich!!
Karinabrony: Team fortress 2 reference. woo hoo
Pete: wewe all get to go nyumbani tomorrow!
Hawkeye: And we have to work the night shift!
Coffee Creme: Fuck.
Pete: Hey, wewe volunteered.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah........
Octavia Unchained
STH: Warning: This fanfic has a lot of violence, and cursing.
Karinabrony: *does not notice warning*
KKK Ponies: Why don't we just dress up like Nazis?
KKK gppony, pony 1: No! We are better then that! We, are the fucking Ku Klux Klan
Alinah09: Yeah, I think Nazis are better.
Karinabrony: I don't.
Dexter: wewe killed a lot of ponies. Congratulations.
Octavia: Thank you.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 12
Mariofan14: Bad Coffee? What the actual fuck?
STH: What? Don't wewe drink coffee, and think it's bad?
Gordon: I'm going to change your personality.
Coffee Creme: Please don't.
Gordon: Fuckface.
Coffee Creme: *gets brain washed* My personality has changed into yours.
Hawkeye: wewe know Coffee Creme, uigizaji like someone else is not good, and extremely pointless. Just be yourself.
Middle School
Someonebutnoone: Well, judging kwa how this began, I know that the main character is going to do something bad. But hey, as long as he doesn't kill anypony that's fine kwa me.
STH: I upendo making fanfics based off of other movies, and stories. Because I can't make good stories.
October 31, 2013
Sean: So, I've been in Equestria with wewe for a year? Shouldn't we be doing something else?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Probably not. I mean, right now we're in a makala that took months to finish.
Yeah, I've been working on this since August. If wewe don't like this, whatever. Haters gonna hate
The End
