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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Pierce left, Pete was upset.

Pete: The best worker I ever had, just quit.
Snowflake: That's not good.
Coffee Creme: I'm going to miss him.
Pete: Yeah. Well, we have a train waiting for wewe to take Coffee Creme. wewe must go to Fort Worth Texas.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *goes to engine*
Snowflake: *Goes back to signalbox*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: *Blows signal twice, then pulls lever* Ah! I've got wheel spin.
Pete: Stop your engine from slipping.
Coffee Creme: I don't know what to do! *pushes lever*
Pete: wewe stopped the engine. Are wewe sure wewe know what you're doing?
Coffee Creme: No.
Pete: *Sighs* We need Hawkeye back now.
Coffee Creme: Well, where is he?

At the bar

Hawkeye: *drinking whiskey* Here's to the engine I was driving earlier. She hauled ass, and heavy loads. No diesel would be better then that engine.
Waiter: hujambo man, wewe seem depressed.
Hawkeye: Yeah. This steam engine I was driving got scrapped.
Waiter: Are wewe a worker for the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: I was. I quit after the engine was scrapped.
Waiter: That's a shame.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives at bar*
Stallions: Ooh, it's a mare.
Coffee Creme: Bonjour.
Stallions: And she's french. Why don't we go to my house, and do it?
Coffee Creme: No thanks.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme? Did wewe come here to get drunk with me?
Coffee Creme: No, the complete opposite of that. We need wewe back at the Union Pacific. I don't care if wewe say no, you're coming with me.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: Wow, I didn't think you'd take it that easy. Let's get going then.
Hawkeye: But I'm drunk. How am I supposed to drive a train?
Coffee Creme: Leave it to me. *Slaps Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *becomes sober* Ok, that hurt, but at least it worked. Let's go. *runs out of bar*

The two ponies returned to the train station.

Hawkeye: I am sorry for quitting. I realize that wewe have to do your job, just like how I'm going to do mine *gets in engine*
Pete: Glad to have wewe back Hawkeye.
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
Hawkeye: Glad to be back sir. *blows whistle*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Pete: *Salutes Hawkeye*

The End

On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING!

"There.. Finally finished" Mov Twilight announced.

"The portal?" prime Twilight asked hopfully.

"No, my sandwich. Took forever to eat the whole" Mov Twilight replied with a chuckle.

Prime Twilight groaned annoyedly.

"Relax my dear. Of coarse I finished the portal as well" Mov Twilight said.

Prime Twilight sighed in relief.

"Why are wewe so despite to get rid of me.. I mean. A sekunde you, most would consider this a dream come true" Mov Twilight insisted.

"It's not YOU, we jus-

"Let me guess.. The other three been driving wewe crazy" Mov Twilight replied.

Prime Twilight nodded admittedly....
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posted by Dragon-88
 Rarity's (and Sweetie Belle's) older brother. He does wear jewelry around his ankles!
Rarity's (and Sweetie Belle's) older brother. He does wear jewelry around his ankles!
OK, let's jump into the story! If wewe haven't read already, Blue Bolt is Ponyville's newest resident, and he has a girlfriend, Applejack. Everything is going well for him, until Rarity finds something undiscovered while cleaning her room. What is this mysterious document? Let's find out!


AJ: Oh, this the funnest apple bucking contest Ah ever had! Ya sure know how to please a girl!

Pinkie: I never knew he was so cool, even when competing!

Rarity: I'm gonna go take bath now. I'm so terribly filthy! Not to mention I need to get my room straight.

Bolt: Allow me to help you.

Rarity: Your'e very sweet,...
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 Boo!!
Boo!!
After I entered Ponyville, I saw the person that followed me. It was Catie, a grey hedgehog somewhat like me, only she has a russian accent. I ran after her pushing her to the ground. "What was that for?" She asked. "Chaos control." I said, entering Australia. "Die here for all I care. Chaos Control." I made sure she stayed away from me when I left. Now that I'm back in Equestria, it's time to visit Pinkie. I arrived at Sugarcube corner when Pinkie asked who I was. "Really? I've been visiting wewe once a week for nine years, and wewe don't know who I am." I replied. Then I found out it was Catie...
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"Hellllllllooooooo!!! everypony!! and Welcome to gppony, pony Games!" Benny alisema "Im here with Cotton Swirl,Autumn Leaves and Dryrain!". "Today we will be playing Claustrophobia!".."I CANT HEAR THE GUY TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dryrain yelled as Benny fell out of her seat. "REALLY?! IM THE ONLY ONE WITH HEAD PHONES!!!!!!" Benny yelled as she got up and back in her seat.

"I think that Slender got Lost in the maze too" Benny alisema as Cotton Swirl alisema "Hes like 'WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?!...I CANT GET MY SLEND ON!"."HES NOT APPERING FOR ME?!!! WHY?!!!!" Autumn yelled "oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she yelled...
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hujambo EVERYPONY!! Well, my name is Racerwind Champion, a gppony, pony only shown ONCE in a past episode. Many of wewe never noticed me, I was in the midst of a small crowd with only my tail showing, but I was there and I was real.
Here, wewe can post a small fact file about yourself, whether wewe haven't been aired at all au have for about a second. For example, wewe must post below;
Name-
Filly/horse/pony-
Home-
Mane Colour(s)-
Tail Colour(s)-
Body Colour(s)-
Sibling(s)?-
Parents-
Pet-
Cutie Mark-
Why did wewe get it?-
Relationship Status-
(if not single, skip to qu.13)
Name of Partner-
Ruler/Royal wewe Worship-
Friend(s)-
Enemy(ies)-
Bio (short story about yourself)-



OKAY DOKAY so that's all wewe have to fill in. Please post, I look mbele to finding out zaidi about my fellow ponies. Colts and mares all welcome!!

Yours TRULY,
Racerwind Champion, best Sports-Pony in all Equestria. Creator (and only to survive it) of the Deathdrop move.
Dark Shadow Kill Those ponies Says Discord!
No!!!!! says Twilight
Dark shadow wewe killed him! thats it this time i will kill you! (transforms into moto breathing dragon) says discord. Step aside zumaridi, zamaradi time for battle! says Twilight. (fire breathe) Discord uses moto breathe. (used the element of Magic) Twilight uses the element of magic. Why isn't working says Twilight?! I will help wewe Twilight! (uses the Element Of Love) He is turning into stone says Emerald. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says Discord. Lets go nyumbani says Twilight.

Finally i can read in peace says Twilight.


The End!
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One siku in the everfree forest Twilight Sparkle, upinde wa mvua Dash, and apple Jack were having a camping trip and they just settled for the night

"Can't sleep," says Twilight as she tried sleeping, "Hey Sugar cube get some sleep, big siku tomorrow" explains AJ as she tried going to sleep. "Uh..Apple Jack, may I ask wewe something?" asks Twilight, AJ responded "Sure Honey bunch of course what is it", "Oh thank you, I just wanted to ask if we will ever get back to ponyville, upinde wa mvua and wewe are looking mbele to go back" says Twilight "Of course Twi, wewe promised your boyfriend right? now go to sleep...
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hujambo fillies, bronies...I'm here to say my inayopendelewa ponies and WHY they're my faves! I'm only using the main 6 (shouldn't of alisema original :P), sadly, but if Derpy gets included zaidi and other crap, then yes, I'll add her and stuff. :) Okay, first, it's Pinkie Pie:

First of all, she was my inayopendelewa as a kid. I loved her A LOT!! In the series she super bila mpangilio and hilarious. I think she has got a good personality, being happy and positive all the time! I esspecially upendo how she can be childish sometimes, au go crazier than usual. (her derped eyes in Party For One!)

Second is Fluttershy:

She's so...
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