posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and upinde wa mvua Dash presents.
Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash wewe made it. yes"
Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was aliyopewa this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other gppony, pony that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.
Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.
Zecora: Are wewe guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and wewe can feel free to leave whenever wewe want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here we go again!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.
Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. wewe guys have really clean floors.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty upinde wa mvua Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.
Then suddenly, another gppony, pony that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.
FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. wewe try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm upinde wa mvua Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: upinde wa mvua Dash don't talk like that!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well If I don't sound like upinde wa mvua Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes upinde wa mvua Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, wewe make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if wewe wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with applejack for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
upinde wa mvua Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!
And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.
Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.
FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, wewe look just like me, but wewe sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is wewe from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.
Meanwhile with me, and applejack
upinde wa mvua Dash: hujambo look, it's the other version of Sweet apple Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green gppony, pony on the rocking chair?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't wewe think that gppony, pony with upinde wa mvua Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards upinde wa mvua Dash, and Applejack*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if wewe two could hang out, au help out?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh, ok.
We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.
FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
upinde wa mvua Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are wewe spies? What have wewe done with my friends?! *hits upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here kwa accident! We're really from another world!!
Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.
Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, au have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises wewe to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.
FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and upinde wa mvua Dash.
FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of upinde wa mvua Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, of course wewe had to beat me up! Why couldn't wewe have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat wewe up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no gppony, pony get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*
The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.
FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons wewe want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, au my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she songesha like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings wewe to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! au a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, wewe have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, au bombs.
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what wewe want.
RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things wewe enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told wewe not to attack them!!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's upinde wa mvua Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're zaidi smarter then the upinde wa mvua Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did wewe get that?
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!
Back at Sweet apple Acres
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: *wakes up* hujambo Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: upinde wa mvua Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get wewe free *unties upinde wa mvua Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are wewe doing?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank wewe Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies*
RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: So they're at Sweet apple Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do wewe want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your Marafiki after we get back.
Then suddenly zaidi bullets hit the ukuta near Twilight, and Spike.
RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who alisema we were done here?
Still. Could be worse
Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: wewe are in a military air space, wewe must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.
Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.
Rarity: If wewe didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With upinde wa mvua Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, wewe two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape
While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated kwa most of the FIM Mane 6.
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who alisema we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let wewe escape?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would wewe tell them that?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She alisema she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And suddenly, we all started to go back to our nyumbani world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.
Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.
Rarity got cursed kwa not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.
Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.
applejack just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.
Then Twilight was aliyopewa another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.
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I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.
This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production
Created in 2013
Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!
Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her wanyama were killed.