Jeff awoke the quickest. He found himself behind a store. It smelled like a bakery. Wherever that Mew had teleported him to, he didn't mind. He tried to stand up to go into the bakery, but it felt weird. He placed a hand on his head, thinking it was just from such a large amount of power shot at him at once, But when he looked at his hand, he saw it wasn't a hand anymore. It was a rounded hoof. Not one like on a real horse, but it terrified Jeff zaidi than a gun to his head. He just stared in confusion for a few seconds, then looked around him. Ben and Jack weren't with him. He placed his hoof back to the ground. "What's going on? I swear when i find Ben-"

"Hi!"

Jeff Jumped and looked beside him. A pink gppony, pony with curly hair and blue eyes greeted him.

"I'm Pinkie pie." She introduced herself. "What's your name mister?"

"Jeff." He answered simply.

"I haven't seen wewe around town before, and I haven't seen wewe that means you're new. And if you're new that means I have to throw wewe a party to welcome wewe into town!" Pinkie was hopping out of excitement as she spoke.

Jeff's stomach recoiled slightly at the word party. The last party he'd been to ended with him getting bleach and alcohol poured on him and being lit. Also that's where he had Lost his sanity. "I don't do parties." He explained.

"Aww, C'mon. It'll be fun!" Pinkie tried to convince him. "There'll be cake and sweets of all kinds. Also you'll make lots and lots of friends."

"No thanks. I don't like being around others and I prefer bagels over sweets."

"Alright, but just tell me if wewe change your mind." Pinkie alisema disappointed. "Say, Jeff, What happened to your face?"

Jeff froze and felt his face. Same cut in smile. Same no eyelids. He chuckled remembering what he'd done to get his face like that. He frowned, the best he could, remembering the whole thing. Killing his family and everything. Of course, his parents death had no effect on him. It was His brother, Liu, dying that got to him. He remembered taking his kisu and stabbing his brother over and over and over. It was a bittersweet memory. He shook himself out of his thoughts when he remembered what he was doing though. "I can't say." He answered.

"Alright." Pinkie said, seeming to have forgotten about the party he'd rejected. "You know, I could make wewe something if wewe want."

"Too broke to pay." Jeff explained.

"That's okay. I always make things for free when I'm off work."

Jeff thought about it for a moment. This gppony, pony could make him bagels. That was the only thought he needed to nod his head in agreement. Ben and Jack could wait. Right now all he could think about was how good the bagels would be.

~~~

Ben sat up and looked around. He seemed to be in some sort of fashion designers house. He walked to the door of the room, wondering why Fluffers would teleport him here. Then he heard something from outside the door.

"I'm sorry Sweetie, but i have a big order that needs to be ready in two zaidi days, I don't have any time." It was the voice of a female with a British accent. it sounded like it was getting closer.

"You never have any time." This time it was the high pitched voice of a child. Daughter maybe? Ben didn't know, what he was most worried about was explaining to these people why he was in their house.

"Why don't wewe play with your Marafiki Sweetie belle?" The British sounding voice again.

"Scootaloo is with upinde wa mvua dash and apple bloom had to help out with the farm."

"Weird nicknames." Ben muttered. He looked over at the door. It shone in a blue aura and opened. A white unicorn trotted into the room. She didn't seem to be paying any attention to him. "Let's see, I've made the Ruby dresses and the Sapphire ones. Now all i need are enough Amethyst gems and- Oh, who are you?"

Ben had taken in his surroundings while she had been talking. gppony, pony manikins, some with dresses on them, some without. He looked at his hands, au hooves. He was green with blonde hair and still wearing his link outfit.

"Why are wewe in here? If wewe wanted to make an order, I'm very busy."

"I'm Ben." He introduced himself. If he was in a land of magical unicorns, he might as well not murder them, he thought. "And I'm not sure how I got in here."

"I wasn't born yesterday, dear. Ponies don't just appear in other ponies bedrooms."

Ben tried to thing of an explanation that made sense. He couldn't just say he was teleported here kwa a Mew named Fluffers when he was playing Pokemon. Then he felt under his hat. He had a horn. "I must have accidentally teleported in here, sorry." It wasn't a complete lie.

"That's quite alright dear, as long as wewe weren't causing any trouble. Say, where are wewe from?"

Without thinking Ben answered. "The forest." He then smacked his forehead, for all he knew there wasn't even a forest in this place.

"The forest!" The unicorn exclaimed. "How could wewe survive? There are monsters beyond belief in there."

The forest here sounded the same as the one back home, Ben thought. "I just fought them off with pointed sticks." Ben explained. Again, not a complete lie. He'd poked Jeff a few times with a pointed stick once. It didn't end well.

"Oh, how long did wewe live in there?"

Ben almost alisema 'Since i drowned' But stopped himself, knowing that wouldn't get him anywhere. "I don't really know how long." he replied.

"I'm Rarity kwa the way." The white unicorn told him.

After a few moments of awkward silence one of them finally spoke again. "Well, I'd better get going." Ben said, trotting out of the room.

"Not so fast, dear." Rarity said. "I can't have wewe running back to the forest and getting hurt. Why Don't wewe stay in Ponyville?"

Not that Ben was planning on going to the forest. He accepted the offer.

"Have a kiti, kiti cha downstairs dear. I'll be there in just a moment."

Ben didn't argue. He'd rather stay with one unicorn then go into town and possibly cause trouble.

~~~

Jack looked around. All he could see at first was sky. He looked down and saw he was standing on a wingu and had hooves. If he was surprised about anything it was that he wasn't surprised about seeing this. He looked around. There was a wingu house near him. He hopped into the air to see if he could fly. Yep, he had wings. He flew over to the wingu house, thinking there might be some kidneys he could harvest. He opened the door easily. The one who owned the house didn't even bother to lock the door. He chuckled. easy target. He walked through the house until he found the bedroom. Nobody was in the bedroom. He sighed, must've missed them.

"Who the nyasi, nyasi kavu are you?"

He heard someone behind him. Maybe he still had a chance. He turned around and came face to face with a cyan pegasus with a upinde wa mvua mane and tail. "Hello, I'm Jack." He alisema calmly and ominously.

"Why are wewe in my house?" She asked.

"No reason. I thought you'd be sleeping." Jack explained. He Wasn't going to say openly that he was a killer, but he would say enough to be left alone and maybe get a kidney au two in the process. "I go into a lot of houses. mostly for food, but sometimes for other things."

"Like what?"

"Well, for one, to get away from my dumb friends. Too crazy for my liking." Jack chuckled again. Of course he wasn't the most sane guy himself.

"Why would wewe wanna get away from your friends?" The pegasus asked. "Friends are always there for wewe and always stand kwa your side."

If Jack had eyes he would've rolled them. "I don't know what kind of Marafiki you're talking about. Not mine for sure."

"What's the worst a friend could do to you?"

"Once one of them locked my in a closet full of wasps and didn't let me out until the bagel i had with me was covered in honey. He also aliiba the bagel from me and didn't bother to get medical help." Jeff could be horrible sometimes.

"Then how is he a friend?"

"Saved my life a few times." Jack explained.

"I could be your friend. I'm upinde wa mvua dash."

"Possibly." Jack considered the idea. He would like to have a friend that doesn't treat him like crap.

"Trust me, with the Marafiki wewe described wewe could really use another one." Dash told him.

"Alright, i can accept." It was true. Jeff and Ben were pretty terrible when it came to friendship. Though, he still wanted to find them. "You think we could look for someone?" Jack asked.

"Sure, who?" Dash asked.

"Two friends." Jack explained.