I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.
Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really upendo shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier kwa window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone kwa the door. Speaking of the door, it opened kwa itself from the explosion.
Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding kwa wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
zaidi Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like wewe think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. wewe think wewe can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put guns away*
Sean: wewe really think wewe can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since wewe arrived to their world. wewe should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me.
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want wewe to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony wewe see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, au Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do wewe know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.
2 B continued
Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really upendo shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier kwa window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone kwa the door. Speaking of the door, it opened kwa itself from the explosion.
Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding kwa wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
zaidi Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like wewe think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. wewe think wewe can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put guns away*
Sean: wewe really think wewe can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since wewe arrived to their world. wewe should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me.
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want wewe to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony wewe see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, au Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do wewe know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.
2 B continued
LATER!
"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.
"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.