posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.
Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If wewe want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet wewe they're doing great. kwa now, they probably have all of our engines coupled up, and heading back to Cheyenne.
Pete: Buffalo Turd!
Radio Pony: We now return to the news. The engines that got stolen from Cheyenne kwa the mafia were taken to Denver, but a trio of railway employees decided to get in one engine before the mafia had a chance to steal it, and take all the stolen engines back from Denver. Now they're all coupled up, and heading for Cheyenne.
Pete: I'll be damned. They're doing it.
Jeff: I told wewe so.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Percy, go and set the switch for the yards.
Percy: I'm on it.
Coffee Creme: *Walks from her engine to Hawkeye's engine* Why have we stopped?
Hawkeye: In case wewe haven't noticed, we need to switch the track for the yards.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Percy: *Sets switch* Okay. Let's go. *Climbs back in*
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. *Sees headlights* I see a car!
Hawkeye: That must be them, get back in quickly!
Coffee Creme: *Running to her engine*
Hawkeye: *Puts engine in reverse*
The train was too heavy, and the drivers slipped.
Percy: We're dead. They're gonna throw a molotov in here, and kill us!
Hawkeye: Hold it. *Looks closely at the car* That's Pete driving a truck! He's with everypony else in all the supply trucks.
Pete: *Stops truck* Well done wewe three. wewe got all of our engines back. Now, we can continue with our business.
Hawkeye: Good. It was easier to get these engines back then we expected.
Pete: That's nice to here. Now, let's celebrate.
So everypony went out to a diner, and bought hamburgers, milkshakes, and listened to Rock & Roll. The Union Pacific was back in business.
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 5 premier, and Percy gets a reward.