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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do wewe feel lucky?
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
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STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do wewe feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no maoni at the time.
Reporter: Why did wewe let him free?
Ricca: That's a stupid question. *Pushes reported onto floor*
Reporter: Will wewe at least tell us about why wewe let Anthony Scarza get away with his crime?
Ricca: He was not the murderer.
Reporters: Can wewe tell us your opinion about everypony's reaction?
Bodyguard 1: Their minds are dead.
Reporter: What do wewe mean kwa that?
Bodyguard 1: I mean their minds are dead.

They go outside, and are greeted to a mob of angry ponies holding signs.

Protestors: Ricca is a killer!!
Police Ponies: *Holding back protesting ponies*
Reporter: What do wewe think about this situation.
British Pony: wewe know what I think? I'll tell wewe what I think! To hell with the court system! Ricca can go kill himself.
Ricca: *Gets into limo*
Driver: *Starts car*
Bodyguards: *get in car*
Protestors: *Stomping hooves on car*
Driver: *Honking horn* Get out of the way!!
Protestors: Don't come back!
Driver: *Drives away from protestors*
Protestors: *Running after car*
Reporter: We have just heard that after letting Anthony Scarza walk away scott free from a crime he committed, everypony in San Franciscolt have gotten very angry with John Ricca. This definitely will not be the last of Ricca, as we will see zaidi of him. zaidi on this story later.

At somepony's house, a police gppony, pony was watching the news on his TV, and decided to go for a ride on his motorcycle.

Meanwhile, on a highway.

Driver: *Driving car*
Bodyguard 2: It's over.
Ricca: Yeah, hopefully for a long time.
Police Pony: *Riding up on motorcycle*
Driver: *Sees gppony, pony in mirror*
Bodyguard 1: A cop.
Driver: Take it easy. I'm driving this thing like a baby carriage.
Police Pony: *Puts on lights*
Driver: Great.
Police Pony: *Goes inayofuata to Driver, and signals to pull over*
Driver: *Drives off highway, and parks car on side of road*
Police Pony: *Stops bike behind car, and gets off*
Driver: *Rolls down window*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Do wewe know who's back there?
Police Pony: That doesn't matter. wewe were driving on a double line.
Driver: A double line?
Bodyguard 2: Take it easy. You're gonna regret pulling us over.
Police Pony: Let me see your license.
Driver: *Gives driver license to police pony*
Police Pony: *Walks to bike*
Driver: That's right, walk back to your motorcycle.
Ricca: We better get out of here.
Bodyguard 1: Relax.
Police Pony: *Returns to car* Is this car registered to you?
Driver: *Points to Ricca* To him.
Police Pony: I'll need to see the registration
Driver: Give me a break.
Police Pony: *Pulls out gun, and shoots driver*
Bodyguard 1: *Tries to get out of car*
Police Pony: *Shoots bodyguard in head*
Ricca: Ah!
Police Pony: *Shoots Ricca twice, and then shoots sekunde bodyguard*

All four ponies in the car were dead. The Police gppony, pony walked back to his motorcycle, and rode off.

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 Ricca
Ricca
posted by _MockingJay_
It was a beautiful siku in Ponyville. Summer was over. Which meant it was time to go back to school. applejack was organizing her backpack...

Applejack: Pens?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 2 inch Binders?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 85 pencils?
Applebloom: 1..2..3..4......15.....37......68....85! Check!
Applejack: Hmmm... 8 coil-ring notebooks?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Colored pencils?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Hmm... I guess we're done.
Applebloom: Phew. *smiles*
Applejack: *grabs backpack* Bye Applebloom!
Applebloom: *nods* Okay. Bye Sis!
Applejack: *checks watch* Oh no! I'm Late!


In school.......
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Red rose caught up to tropical breeze as coffe cream was in the background yelling out remarks about the wedding. "Hey Breeze, why didt your freak out about the wedding like the rest of ponyville?" They looked around to see ponys hyperventilating and fanning them selfs off with the paper the announcement had came on.

"Uh because it's his choice! I'm not gonna tell him he can't marry her. Besides now I know what his "Important" buisness is!" kwa this time they had gotten to the train station. All kinds of ponys where now rushing to buy tickets to Cantorlot. Red rose just pushed all the ponys...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have wewe noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!!...
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>What is your OC's name?
>Red Rose

>How old is she?
>21ness?

>What is her hobby?
>Reading

>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown

>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make Marafiki easily?
>Pretty easy

>Has she met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
>No

>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire

>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?

>In one word, how do wewe explain her?
>Brave

>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire

>What kind of muziki does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown

>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family

>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra

>If she had to jiunge a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!

>Is she a quiet kind of pony, au is he a talker?
>Half and Half?
What is your OC's name?
Sugar wingu

How old is she?
27


What is her hobby?
decorating


Does she have any relatives?
yes. she has a mom (Cupcake) and a baby sister (Cinnamon)


What is her personality?
Shy, caring, sweet.


Does she know how to make Marafiki easily?
no.


Has she met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
yes, Rarity


What was the most important thing she did in her life?
she saved Cinnamon from a dragon.


What are her achievements?
she won a cake decorating contest and got her cutie mark from it.


In one word, how do wewe explain her?
Shy.

Where does she live?
Ponyville


What kind of muziki does she like?...
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What is your OC's name?
>Shredder
>
>How old is he?
>18

>What is his hobby?
>Playing guitar, cuz I'm in a band.

>Does he have any relatives?
>My sister is upinde wa mvua Dash

>What is his personality?
>What the fuck is that?

>Does he know how to make Marafiki easily?
>It's kind of the other way around. Everyone wants to make Marafiki with me.

>Has he met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
>Other then my sister, I've met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Twilight. I might have seen Fluttershy, but I'm not sure

>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
>Going...
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>What is your OC's name?
Nocturnal Mirage
>How old is he?
23.
>What is his hobby?
He doesn't have too much hobbies. He certainly reads a lot, watches tons of movies, at night, au sometimes he just ventures off to the woods and enjoys the fresh air au stargazing.
>Does he have any relatives?
Yes. His mother is Summer Pride, an Elemental unicorn, the ancient Element of Fire.Unfortunately, her sanity is very unstable and she's very destructive, for she carries a grudge against Celestia.
Mirage also has a younger sister, called Moonlight Lullaby. Their relationship is quite ambivalent:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for wewe Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping Discord I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what wewe doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport inayofuata to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because wewe have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* wewe thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No gppony, pony jumps off a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new engines
The new engines
inayofuata morning, Pete's new engines arrived.

Pete: Ah perfect. Ok Gordon, time to take those engines back.
Gordon: Yes sir. *climbs in pacific*
Red rose: *watching* This is definetly going to anger Hawkeye.
Gordon: *takes engines back to St. Foalis*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Whoa, wait a minute, what's going on?
Red Rose: Gordon is taking the engines wewe brought here away.
Pete: That's right. We have the new diesels I ordered.
Hawkeye: Oh great. Thanks.

But when Gordon arrived in St. Foalis.

B&O worker: *sees pacifics*
Gordon: Alright. We have new engines, and no longer need to use your engines. Thanks...
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posted by Canada24
The five girls eventually reached a sekunde room.

Soon reaching a dark, hallway like area, that was literary window less, except one, siting alone near the middle of the room.

"Boy, Changeling's don't have much since of hope do they" Rarity commented.

"Dosen't matter, let's just keep going" upinde wa mvua alisema racing ahead, she was quickly reaching the middle, cause the window was getting closer.

But once she passed the window, she suddenly crashed into someone.

But at that point the others gari up with her.

Rainbow Dash quickly saw that she crashed into Grimy, the Changeling from earlier.

"Back off!" Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
upinde wa mvua Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded kwa hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" upinde wa mvua Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask wewe a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so wewe owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do wewe hump a train?
Hawkeye: wewe don't. It goes down a kilima which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few dakika later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another gppony, pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting wanyama to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain gppony, pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did wewe find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he aliiba a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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 What upinde wa mvua Dash was doing to stay busy.
What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.
It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even upinde wa mvua Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was in her room, kusoma her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a kisu and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her kitanda and went to sleep. Another siku tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...
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