posted by Seanthehedgehog
So far, Louis wrote his letter about Hawkeye, Stylo, and Orion. Now he was uandishi about the rest of the ponies he knew.
Percy, and Jeff don't talk much, but they get their jobs done very well. They fix track, wewe see? And nopony has done a better job then those two so far. They could even fix the track during an earthquake, but you'll never believe what they did yesterday. Those two had to get a freight car back on the tracks, and they did it with stones. Here's what happened.
Metal Gloss: *Looking at derailed car* This is not good.
Percy: It's nothing serious. Watch, wewe get back in your engine, drive slowly, and we'll get the car back on the tracks.
Metal Gloss: How?
Jeff: Well, look at the wheels. Although they are derailed, they are on the ballast, right inayofuata to the rails. We just need to get a few stones, and make some kind of a small hump for those wheels to get back on the tracks.
Metal Gloss: Are wewe sure it'll work?
Percy: Yeah, I've seen a few ponies in South Equestria do it.
Metal Gloss: Alright, let's do it. *Gets in engine*
Jeff: *Putting stones in front of wheels*
Metal Gloss: *Driving three miles an hour*
Percy: Put a few zaidi on there.
Jeff: *Puts zaidi stones in front of wheels* It's getting there!
The wheels got back on the tracks.
Percy: Yes! *Runs to Metal Gloss* It worked! Drive your train to Cheyenne, and make up for Lost time!
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle twice, and drives train*
Speaking of Metal Gloss, she's Hawkeye's special somepony. Just like Pierce, she has a upendo for steam locomotives. You'll always find her driving one of those instead of the newer diesels. One day, she got her train out of a sticky situation.
Metal Gloss: *Driving train* We'll be going down Sherman kilima soon.
Coffee Creme: Right.
Metal Gloss: Alright, let's put on the brakes.
Coffee Creme: *Tries to put on brakes* They aren't working.
Metal Gloss: That's not good. If we don't slow down in time, we're done for. I got an idea, cast a spell so we can have water.
Coffee Creme: Oh, a fine time for a drink Metal Gloss. inayofuata I supposed wewe want some popcorn.
Metal Gloss: Just get the water.
Coffee Creme: *Casting a spell for water*
Metal Gloss: Better hurry.
Coffee Creme: *Finishes spell*
Metal Gloss: *Takes bucket of water, and pours it in firebox*
Coffee Creme: What did wewe do that for?
Metal Gloss: To kill off power. Without a fire, the steam engine can't go anywhere, now can it?
Coffee Creme: And then, we'll slow down before we crash. Good thinking.
wewe probably want to know about Coffee Creme next. Well, she's French, and-
Pete: *Arrives* Louis, I don't mean to be a bad host, but the station is going to close soon.
Louis: Okay, I'm almost done.
Pete: *Walks away*
Louis: *Continues uandishi letter*
I have to go Clint. Enjoy your new career as being an actor. I'm sure, everypony will upendo seeing wewe in the movies.
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon gets angry, because Coffee Crème is on a vacation.