Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are wewe going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told wewe about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean wewe have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with wewe not being with me, and Howard inaonyesha up, and destroying the chajio, chakula cha jioni I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of wewe talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is Marafiki with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I upendo zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take wewe to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.

Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.

Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do wewe think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, wewe never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: wewe never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do wewe want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.

When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven mwaka old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was inaonyesha a pair of dentures.

Mare: If wewe wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO wewe FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do wewe go on the internet a lot? Do wewe hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give wewe our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what wewe want us to do, and constantly make zaidi advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making wewe get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost wewe money. In fact, we collect one dollar a dakika for every commercial wewe watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so wewe have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like wewe to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: hujambo good, the game is on. It's like wewe knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.

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