THE inayofuata DAY:
Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. wewe haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol wewe got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If wewe say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If only wewe were able to go.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. I have a tarehe for it too..
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why wewe shouldn't.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: I'll give wewe 40 dollars*
AppleJack: ... *groans* Finnne.. But only as a friend.. Very.. Very.. Uncomfortable friendship.
Saten: good enough for me.
AppleJack: And promise your stop spying on me so much.
Saten: I don't spy on you.
AppleJack: wewe just were!
Saten: No I... Fine
TO BE CONTAINUED