posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 13, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Metal Gloss loves to drive steam engines. On the front, they have cowcatchers, which help to prevent wanyama from getting dragged under the wheels. It's mandatory for engines to have cowcatchers, but Nemo thought they were pointless.
Metal Gloss: *Stops train at station*
Nemo: *Staring at Metal Gloss' engine while sitting on a bench*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down*
Nemo: You're afraid of wrecking your train.
Metal Gloss: I'm not!
Nemo: Yes wewe are. I don't need any cowcatchers on the trains I drive. I just blow the horn, look them in the eye from the cab, and they all run away.
Metal Gloss: But they don't.
Nemo: They do with me.
Metal Gloss: Even bulls?
Nemo: Even bulls. Now get your engine off the passenger train so that I can get my diesels on.
Nemo never met a bull, but he was not concerned about it at all.
kwa the time his engines were on the train, he started driving while playing music.
Nemo: *Driving towards a railroad crossing*
Dogs: *Sitting kwa train tracks*
Nemo: *Drives train past the railroad crossing, and sees the dogs. He blows the horn on his engine*
Dogs: *Running away*
Nemo: All I have to do is blow this horn, and look those wanyama right in the eye. I wish Metal Gloss wouldn't be a coward, and listen to me.
He soon got to another station, and saw a police pony.
Nemo: Oh crap! *Stops song* I hope he didn't hear that. He might arrest me for listening to muziki while driving trains. *Stops train at the station*
Police Pony: *Looking at Nemo* Get out of the train.
Nemo: *Nervously gets out*
Police Pony: There's a ng'ombe on the line. Please persuade it back to it's farmer, and be careful.
Nemo: That's all?
Police Pony: Yes. *Walks away*
Nemo: (Thank god.) *Gets back in train*
Conductor: Leave the train here, and get these engines to the servicing facility.
Conductor: *Uncouples engines from train*
Nemo: *Drives slow enough for the conductor to hop on*
Conductor: *Gets on*
Champion isn't really a fierce bull, but this morning, he was very angry. He was running through his field when he crashed through a fence, slithered down a slope, and had no idea where he was.
Champion: *Walking on the train tracks, and sees grass* Now for my breakfast.... Wait a minute.. I'M A TALKING BULL!!!!!! But then again, if ponies can talk,so can I.
Nemo: *Stops engines in front of Champion, and blows the horn*
Champion: *Staring at the train*
Nemo: *Looking Champion in the eye* Get out of the way.
Champion: *Not moving*
Nemo: *Blows the horn three times*
Nemo: This is all wrong. *Gets out of train* Why won't he-
Champion: *Pointing his horns at Nemo*
Conductor: *Being very clueless* Come on Nemo. He's harmless.
Nemo: Yes. wewe know he's harmless, and I know that as well. But does he know? Look at those horns! If I drove those engines into them they might, um.... Wreck the horns on the bull! The farmer wouldn't like that!
Champion: I suggest wewe go back to where wewe came from.
Nemo: A TALKING BULL?!!? Now I'm really out of here. *Gets back in engine, and drives backwards*
And that was that.
2 B continued
Not really. Here's the rest of part 2.
Metal Gloss was driving a steam engine pulling a freight train, when he saw Nemo uigizaji like a baby on the platform.
Nemo: *Curled up in ball* ....horns..... bull...... talking!
Metal Gloss: Oh boy. *Gets out of train, and walks towards Nemo* Bulls always run if wewe blow the horn on your train, and look them in the eye. Eh, Nemo?
Nemo: *Ignoring Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Ah well. We can live, and learn. I better chase him away I suppose. *Gets back in her train, and drives forward*
Champion was still eating nyasi close to the line.
Metal Gloss: *Stops her train inayofuata to the bull*
Champion: Oh great. Here we go again.
Metal Gloss: *Blows steam from her engine onto the bull*
Champion: Ah! The steam! It burns! No wait... The light burns.. So, what does steam do?
Metal Gloss: It makes wewe do what you're told. Go back to your farm.
Champion: Okay steam engine driving pony. *Goes back to his farm*
When Metal Gloss got back to Cheyenne, she told everypony about what happened to Nemo, and the bull.
Nemo: *Back at Cheyenne, walking on the station platform to the door inside the station*
James: *Playing muziki on the radio*
Steve: Here he comes.
Hanz: I got the candy.
Nemo: *Walking past James, and his friends*
James: Look Nemo, we have Candy called Bull's Eyes.
Nemo: How did wewe know my name?
Steve: That doesn't matter. What matters is if wewe like Bull's Eyes?
Nemo: Bah, keep your candy. *Walks away*
Nemo was sure never to let anything embarrasing like this happen to him again.
2 B continued