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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered kwa someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid wewe have no idea...

But it's applejack who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. applejack tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she alisema "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!

tailsfan111, akatsuki48 and 2 others like this

Windwakerguy430 Oh, I made a review of this episode once, as well as other poor episodes of MLP. There all called What's Your Take, which are, well, reviews. Still, great work here. I agree 100%

BlondLionEzel Thank You

Windwakerguy430 Your Welcome

Windwakerguy430 (BTW, I am also named Nick. Just a little fun fact :P)

Seanthehedgehog Hey windwaker, I just thought of a good idea for a what's your take article. Why don't you make a top ten favorite fan fiction list with fanfictions from this club?

Windwakerguy430 Huh... Good idea. Never really thought of that. It may take some time, but I think its a great idea

Edvine2 Do Spike At Your Serice next! That episode needs to be burned at the stake.

Canada24 My reviews are rants also...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

THE inayofuata DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. wewe haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol wewe got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If wewe say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...

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The Breakfast Family goes to Wisconsin Dells (based on a true story!)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

My name is maple Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy kubeba is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the siku we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 5

posted by Canada24

Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.

Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big nyota and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.

Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who wewe calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot kwa a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

upinde wa mvua Dash's Quest For Swag Part 2

added by Seanthehedgehog

The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.

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My Little Poney

Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks wewe two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if wewe get it on you, wewe can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised wewe didn't wear that farming outfit wewe made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...

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upinde wa mvua Dash Saves The siku

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Michael

It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, upinde wa mvua Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that wewe would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until wewe get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let wewe down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, upinde wa mvua Dash met an earth gppony, pony named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...

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Saten Twist adventures 2

posted by Canada24

Again this takes place joining an episode..
The apple Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank apple cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I upendo your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...

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The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over kwa Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into mto at same time Canterlot exploded*...

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When Ollie's OCD strikes.

posted by IrisTheHedgehog

It a warm siku in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and cupcake put cherries on the keki for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.

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My Little Futuristic Pony: Space is Magic Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what space had in store!
My Little Future
Until wewe all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do wewe know that space is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is kusoma a book, and this is what it says:

"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....

Twilight's Student

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, upinde wa mvua Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...

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upinde wa mvua Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her kwa thinking she was a ghost. upinde wa mvua Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are wewe dreaming about the time wewe thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope wewe don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure wewe don't get...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the 2,100th makala on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the vitabu I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because wewe know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV onyesha called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a gppony, pony in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, wewe don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. wewe gotta make sure...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

televisheni shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the orodha is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop onyesha they liked, and here are the majibu we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes wewe think I'd watch a onyesha about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ponies that work for the police upendo their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for zaidi land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police gppony, pony was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, au mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....