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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered kwa someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid wewe have no idea...

But it's applejack who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. applejack tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she alisema "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? wewe ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So wewe crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot aliiba the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another gppony, pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the nyota wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: hujambo look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my inayopendelewa James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts flowers on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and alisema they would send wewe a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...
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posted by allisonashe
Summery: One special siku in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an upinde wa mvua was over them, only a fews dakika later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
hujambo guys there was the summery of my news book Young upendo and here what the alicorns look like just so wewe know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not pakia a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE
The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline



“Exactly who do wewe think wewe are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do wewe think you’re above me?! When I let wewe in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last ripoti and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3



“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who ilitumwa in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what wewe say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...
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>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
>
>13! ( LIKe me!)
>
>What is her hobby?
>
>Making smoothies and imba songs from vichekesho vya muziki
>
>Does she have any relatives?
>
> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
>
>What is her personality?
>
>She's random, but not as bila mpangilio as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
>
>Does she know how to make Marafiki easily?
>
>YESH! She loves making Marafiki
>
>Has she met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...
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At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my nyota student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did wewe try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until upinde wa mvua Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...
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Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A siku without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if wewe find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: onyesha US! onyesha US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 sekunde later

Fluttershy: Oh no! zaidi airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If wewe say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...
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posted by _MockingJay_
It was a beautiful siku in Ponyville. Summer was over. Which meant it was time to go back to school. applejack was organizing her backpack...

Applejack: Pens?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 2 inch Binders?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 85 pencils?
Applebloom: 1..2..3..4......15.....37......68....85! Check!
Applejack: Hmmm... 8 coil-ring notebooks?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Colored pencils?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Hmm... I guess we're done.
Applebloom: Phew. *smiles*
Applejack: *grabs backpack* Bye Applebloom!
Applebloom: *nods* Okay. Bye Sis!
Applejack: *checks watch* Oh no! I'm Late!


In school.......
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Red rose caught up to tropical breeze as coffe cream was in the background yelling out remarks about the wedding. "Hey Breeze, why didt your freak out about the wedding like the rest of ponyville?" They looked around to see ponys hyperventilating and fanning them selfs off with the paper the announcement had came on.

"Uh because it's his choice! I'm not gonna tell him he can't marry her. Besides now I know what his "Important" buisness is!" kwa this time they had gotten to the train station. All kinds of ponys where now rushing to buy tickets to Cantorlot. Red rose just pushed all the ponys...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have wewe noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!!...
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>What is your OC's name?
>Red Rose

>How old is she?
>21ness?

>What is her hobby?
>Reading

>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown

>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make Marafiki easily?
>Pretty easy

>Has she met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
>No

>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire

>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?

>In one word, how do wewe explain her?
>Brave

>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire

>What kind of muziki does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown

>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family

>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra

>If she had to jiunge a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!

>Is she a quiet kind of pony, au is he a talker?
>Half and Half?
What is your OC's name?
Sugar wingu

How old is she?
27


What is her hobby?
decorating


Does she have any relatives?
yes. she has a mom (Cupcake) and a baby sister (Cinnamon)


What is her personality?
Shy, caring, sweet.


Does she know how to make Marafiki easily?
no.


Has she met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
yes, Rarity


What was the most important thing she did in her life?
she saved Cinnamon from a dragon.


What are her achievements?
she won a cake decorating contest and got her cutie mark from it.


In one word, how do wewe explain her?
Shy.

Where does she live?
Ponyville


What kind of muziki does she like?...
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What is your OC's name?
>Shredder
>
>How old is he?
>18

>What is his hobby?
>Playing guitar, cuz I'm in a band.

>Does he have any relatives?
>My sister is upinde wa mvua Dash

>What is his personality?
>What the fuck is that?

>Does he know how to make Marafiki easily?
>It's kind of the other way around. Everyone wants to make Marafiki with me.

>Has he met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
>Other then my sister, I've met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Twilight. I might have seen Fluttershy, but I'm not sure

>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
>Going...
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>What is your OC's name?
Nocturnal Mirage
>How old is he?
23.
>What is his hobby?
He doesn't have too much hobbies. He certainly reads a lot, watches tons of movies, at night, au sometimes he just ventures off to the woods and enjoys the fresh air au stargazing.
>Does he have any relatives?
Yes. His mother is Summer Pride, an Elemental unicorn, the ancient Element of Fire.Unfortunately, her sanity is very unstable and she's very destructive, for she carries a grudge against Celestia.
Mirage also has a younger sister, called Moonlight Lullaby. Their relationship is quite ambivalent:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for wewe Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping Discord I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what wewe doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport inayofuata to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because wewe have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* wewe thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No gppony, pony jumps off a...
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