Title Screen
This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.
Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know wewe spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at everything.
Chinese General 2: I don't see how this rips off Indiana Jones.
Con: An Equestrian meeting up with chinese.
Chinese General 3: That makes sense.
Chinese General 1: Why are we here Mr. Mane?
Con: I think wewe know, just as well as I do. ISIS.
Chinese General 1: That new terrorist organization?
Con: That's right. Not only have they been executing journalists from Equestria, and England, but they also plan to come after wewe when they take all the eastern regions of the Middle East. The United States would like to form an alliance with wewe against ISIS.
Chinese General 3: No thank you.
Chinese General 2: We will deal with them ourselves.
Con: Everypony in that group is dangerous. It'll be impossible to take them down kwa yourself.
Chinese General 1: We are part of the Chinese Army. We can deal with anything. Now please leave us.
Con: Can't wewe understand we're trying to help?
Chinese General: *Grabs gun* Leave us, au die!
Con: *Flips meza, jedwali onto generals, and runs away*
Song: link
Chinese General: *Hits button*
An alarm went off, and Chinese soldiers grabbed guns, and started running up towards the restaurant.
Con: *About to run downstairs, but sees the Chinese Soldiers* Well, so much for my escape. *Runs toward a window*
Chinese Soldier 4395: Shoot him. *Shooting bullets at Con*
Con: *Hiding behind table, and shoots two soldiers*
Chinese Soldier 87: *Throws grenade*
Con: *Crawling towards a small ukuta with a gong*
The explosion did not hurt anypony.
Con: *Gets up, shoots three zaidi soldiers, then hides behind gong*
Chinese Solder 754: *Shooting at Con, but his bullets hit the middle of the gong*
Con: *Holds pistol out in open, and shoots a chinese soldier in the neck*
Chinese Soldier 66: *Shooting gong*
Chinese Soldier 6839: Hold your fire!
Chinese Soldier 66: No! Shoot the gong until it falls!
So that's what the chinese soldiers were doing.
Con: *Shoots window*
Chinese Soldiers: *Continue shooting the gong*
Chinese Soldier 48: Cease fire! *Slowly walks towards the gong* He's gone!
Stop the song. Con jumped out of the window he shot with a parachute, and landed safely on an isolated street.
P: *Calling Con on his wristwatch* Come in 0007.
Con: I'm here sir.
P: Have the Chinese decided to form an alliance with us?
Con: Negative. They threatened to kill me, so I left.
P: That's not good, but I have important news.
Con: Shoot.
P: Do wewe remember Pinkie Pie?
Con: Yes.
P: She was your boss before I was, but she faked her death, and allowed me to take over. Now it's a possibility she might come back.
Con: Excellent. Where is she?
P: So far, all I know is that she's in the human world.
Con: What is she doing there?
Theme song: link
In the human world, Blackgryph0n was watching a video where Pinkie Pie was with the rest of the mane 6.
Blackgryph0n: Pfft, Pinkie. If you're real, I'm giggling at ghosts too.
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of computer screen* Hi.
Blackgryph0n: AH!! *Falls off chair* AH!!
Pinkie Pie, breaking the 4th ukuta since 2010.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Con Mane story
The Return Of Pinkie
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Parcival as P
Pinkie Pie as herself
Lyra as Miss Moneybit
Spike as S
Fenix Lighter as himself
Germans as good ponies
Alicorns as bad ponies
Twilight Sparkle as Ice Cube
Princess Cadence as Jessica
Max as Vito Denille
Mary Sue as herself
Sunny Rays as Sally
upinde wa mvua Dash as Rain Bouvier
Skip the song to 3:43
Cars used for fanfiction
Alfa Romaneo as Alfa Romeo
Chevronet as Chevrolet
Coltillac as Cadillac
Dodge as itself
Fillys as Willys
Flam as Ford
Flim as Buick
Foallari as Ferrari
Hoofington as Plymouth
Lamborghini as Lambronyni
Lunastar as Chrysler
Lunicorn as lincoln
Marecury as Mercury
Meuzda as Mazda
PMC as GMC
Skyline as Nissan
Vriendscoupe as Volkswagen
Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.
Con: *Waiting kwa P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do wewe know about alicorns?
Con: They are either unicorns with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn kwa the name of Ice Cube has created her own gang. She was aliyopewa the voice of a black man for robbing a bakery, and she hasn't had her original voice back ever since.
S: *Walks in* Sir? zaidi info on the Alicorn gang.
P: Put it on my dawati S.
S: *Puts info on P's desk*
P: Take a look at it 0007.
Con: *Looking at info* They're holding Pinkie Pie hostage in San Franciscolt.
P: Then, wewe gotta go save her.
S: But first, a trip to my lab.
So Con, followed S to his lab.
S: What I have for wewe is Lambronyni's newest vehicle. The Columbo.
Con: Oh uh, just one zaidi thing.
S: Not that Columbo!
Con: Can't wewe recognize a classic televisheni quote when wewe hear one?
S: I have seen the onyesha myself, but this Columbo, is your car. Gull wing doors with machine guns on both sides. A mine planter on the back right below the engine, along with your regular self destruct system.
Con: Why would I want to blow this thing up?
S: For many reasons, but that's not important right now. wewe must rescue Pinkie from the alicorns.
Con: I can do that.
S: Good. We'll have the necessary preparations made for your trip to San Fran. And one zaidi thing 0007.
Con: Yes?
S: There's something that all spies need if they have a license to murder. *Gives Con a pistol* Desert Eagle. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Con was in San Franciscolt, and was driving his car out of the airport.
Con: *Driving on the highway*
S: *Appears on a TV screen on the dashboard* 0007, do wewe copy?
Con: Loud, and clear.
S: Our sources say that Pinkie Pie might be somewhere at Fisher Stallion's wharf. Go there, and find her.
Con: Affirmative. *Drives to Fisher Stallion's wharf*
Con parked his car kwa the cable car station in San Franciscolt's Fisher Stallion's wharf. Pinkie had to be around here somewhere.
Fishmonger Pony: *Pulling a samaki cart* I got fresh samaki for anypony that's interested.
Con: *Looking around* (There's so many ponies around here.)
At the chokoleti factory in Ghirardelli Square, Ice Cube, and the alicorns were holding Pinkie hostage in there.
Pinkie Pie: *Bored*
Alicorns: *Doing nothing*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to sing* imba makes me happy, and I'm at a chokoleti factory.
Ice Cube: Man shut up! I told wewe to stay quiet, so stop it!
Pinkie Pie: *Continues singing* imba makes me happy, and Ice Cube wants me to stop.
Ice Cube: *Very very angry*
Mary Sue: Ice Cube, if she want's to sing, let her sing.
Ice Cube: Man, wewe be quiet too! wewe think wewe can be as good as me?
Mary Sue: Yes I can. I'm Mary Sue, and I'm perfect in every single way.
Ice Cube: Naw man, that's Mary Poppins.
Mary Sue: Who?
Ice Cube: That Disney movie, Mary Poppins? wewe never heard of it?!
Mary Sue: Oh yeah, that movie. I'm better than Mary Poppins, *Starts to slowly fly up with her front legs wide apart, and her eyes closed, and she's smiling* Because I'm Mary Sue!
Ice Cube: Pfft. Great name.
Con just entered the Ghirardelli Square, but he didn't know Pinkie Pie was in the chokoleti factory kwa him.
Jessica: Ice, it's that C.I.E spy.
Ice Cube: Aw man. Let's get 'im. *Grabs rifle*
Con: *Looking around*
Ice Cube: *Fires a bullet*
Con: *Nearly gets shot* Whoa! *Sees Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Shoots another bullet*
Con: *Avoids bullet, and runs inside factory*
Ice Cube: He's inside the factory!
Jessica: Go get him.
Song: link
Alicorns: *Running downstairs*
Con: *Hiding kwa ukuta near the stairs*
Alicorns: *Getting towards wall*
Con: *Shoots four alicorns*
Alicorn 45: Heal them, I'm gonna kill the intruder! *Shooting sub machine gun at wall*
Con: wewe missed me loser!
Alicorn 45: *Getting angry* onyesha yourself coward!
Con: *Shoots Alicorn 45*
Alicorns: *Shooting at wall* Don't stop firing until wewe hit him!
Con: *Whistling, while hiding behind wall*
Alicorns: *Run out of ammo, and reload*
Con: *Throws grenade*
Alicorns: Run away, grenade! *Die*
Con: *Gets out from behind wall* I got them all. Excellent. *Runs upstairs*
Jessica: wewe two get out of here, and take Pinkie with wewe to Oatland. I'll take care of him.
Ice Cube: Good luck. *Runs out of emergency exit*
Mary Sue: *Carries Pinkie Pie with magic, and runs out of emergency exit*
Jessica: *Hiding kwa stairs*
Con: *Gets to juu of stairs*
Jessica: *Hits Con with metal pipe*
Con: *Falls down stairs*
Jessica: *Goes down stairs*
Con: *Shooting at Jessica*
Jessica: *Jumps over bullets, and kicks his gun away*
Con: *Punches Jessica*
Jessica: *Kicks Con down another flight of stairs*
Con: *Bleeding on his left front arm*
Jessica: *Going down the stairs*
Con: *Gets metal pipe, and hits her*
Jessica: *Hits head on a wall, and breaks her neck*
Meanwhile with Ice Cube, and Mary Sue.
Ice Cube: Man, get Pinkie Pie in the trunk, I'm driving.
Mary Sue: *Puts Pinkie Pie in the trunk*
Ice Cube: *Sits in driver's seat, and starts car*
Mary Sue: *Gets in passenger kiti, kiti cha inayofuata to Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Drives out of alleyway*
Con: *Gets out of Ghirardelli Square, and sees Ice Cube's car* Oh no wewe don't! *Runs to his car*
Ice Cube: *Turns left*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube, and starts following her*
Mary Sue: There's that spy again. He's driving a green Lambronyni.
Ice Cube: We'll lose him man. *Driving past cars*
Con: *Stops* Come on, get out of the way!
Ponies: *Moving their cars*
Con: *Drives forward*
Ice Cube: *Takes a right onto Columbus Avenue*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Continues driving*
Mary Sue: *Looks back*
Con: *Getting closer*
Ice Cube: *Takes a left onto Union Street*
Con: *Following Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Sees that there is a traffic jam, and turns right*
Con: *Drifts to the right*
Ice Cube: *Takes another right onto Washington Street*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Going uphill*
Con: *Getting close to Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Slows down*
Con: *Gets his car to jump over Ice Cube's car*
Ice Cube: *Makes a U turn*
Con: *Lands his car, then turns it around to follow Ice Cube*
A cable car was going towards Ice Cube.
Ice Cube: *Goes onto right side of road to avoid cable car, but hits another car*
Mary Sue: Just keep going. Keep going. Don't stop. Don't wewe dare stop.
Ice Cube: *Floors it*
Con: *Following Ice Cube, and is getting closer to her*
Mary: *Sees sign for Oatland*
Ice Cube: *Drives onto highway*
Police Pony: *Eating a doughnut in his car, and sees two cars go past him* I hate this town. *Puts on sirens, and follows Con, and Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: Yo, we got a pig on your tail!
Mary Sue: Leave it to me. *Grabs gun*
Police Pony: *Driving near Con's car* Pull over!!
Con: Central Intelligence of Equestria! It's the ponies in that Coltillac wewe want! They have one of our agents in the trunk! Be carful!
Police Pony: *Goes near Ice Cube's car*
Mary Sue: *Shoots tire on police car*
Police Pony: *Swerves, then hits a dumptruck*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: Now shoot that guy in the Lambronyni.
Mary Sue: *Shooting at Con*
Con: *Activates machine guns on doors, and shoots Ice Cube's car*
Ice Cube: *Has her back tires shot out* He got us! *Losing control*
Mary Sue: *Using magic to repair the car* See? I am perfect!
Ice Cube: Okay, wewe can fix anything. Great.
Con: *Shooting back window*
Mary Sue: *Gets shot*
Ice Cube: Finally. She was starting to get annoying. *Pushes Mary Sue out of the car*
She got on the bay Bridge, and was still being followed kwa Con.
Ice Cube: *Passing zaidi cars*
Con: *Following Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Hits a gppony, pony on a motorcycle*
Biker Pony: Ah! *Lands on Ice Cube's roof, then slides off*
Con: *Swerves left to avoid biker, then continues following Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: I gotta lose this man. *Floors it*
Con: *Catching up*
Ice Cube: *Goes right*
Con: *Rams Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Hits concrete barrier*
Con: *Pushes Ice Cube's car into the barrier*
Ice Cube's car was now on juu of Con's car, and was about to fall off the bridge onto a train line that had four railroad tracks inayofuata to each other.
Ice Cube: *Looking at her horn* Hmm. *Uses magic to levitate Con's car, but it makes Ice Cube's car go off the bridge* Oops.
Con: What the heck? *hits self destruct button, then jumps out*
Ice Cube: *Stops making Con's car levitate*
Con: *Sees his car falling* This ain't good.
The car blew up, but thankfully Con got a shield around him with his magic. Now, Con, and Ice Cube were standing face to face on the railroad line.
Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the shina of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if wewe don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens shina door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, wewe got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. wewe have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with your alicorn organization. You'll have to come in for questioning.
Ice Cube: *Sees a train* au better yet, I don't come in for questioning. *Jumps on train*
Pinkie Pie: Ver damnt! I wanted to ask her questions!
Con: There's a lot of freight cars on this train she got on. Why don't we hop on before the end passes us?
Pinkie Pie: *Sees another train* Better idea. Steal that passenger train coming towards us.
Con: It's a train. How do wewe expect me to stop it?
Pinkie Pie: *Sets up a roadblock, and is dressed as a WW2 German soldier* Halt!
Engineer: *Stops train*
Con: Excellent. I couldn't have done better myself.
Engineer: *Gets out of train* What is the meaning of this?
Con: C.I.E. A suspect has stolen that freight train passing us, and we need to stop her. *Gets in the engine* Let's go Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into engine*
Engineer: *Uncouples cars from engine*
Con: *Drives train*
Chase song: link
Ice Cube: *Sees Con, and Pinkie Pie in their engine, and teleports to the back coupling of her engine*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube* There she is.
Pinkie Pie: Looks like she's uncoupling the rest of that train.
Ice Cube: *Uncouples train from engine*
Con: How did wewe know that?
Pinkie Pie: I break the 4th wall. I'm supposed to know everything that happens.
Ice Cube: *Returns to the cab of her engine*
Con: *Getting closer*
There were three tracks on the mainline. Ice Cube was on the left track, and Con was on the right.
Ice Cube: *Loads up a Bizon Sub machine gun*
Con: *Reloads his desert eagle*
Ice Cube: *Aiming at Con*
Con: *Sees a switch for the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Tries to shoot, but her gun is jammed*
Con: *Shoots switch, and goes onto the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Unjams gun*
Con: *Opens window on his train, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Opens window on her train*
Con: *Slows down, and is behind Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Uses magic to switch her engine onto the middle track*
Con: *Goes faster, and rams Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Walks onto platform of her engine*
Con: *Shooting at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Avoiding bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs her own Walther pistol, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Doesn't get hit kwa any bullets, and returns fire*
She broke the front windows on Con's engine.
Con: *Climbs out of his engine, and jumps onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Punches Con*
Con: *Leans on side of engine, and kicks Ice Cube towards the guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly falls off*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly gets shot*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Tries to ngumi, punch Con*
Con: *Ducks*
Ice Cube: *Punches side of train*
Con: *Kicks Ice Cube on the ground, and runs back to his own engine*
Ice Cube: *Tries to stand up*
Con: *Couples his engine onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Goes to coupling, and uncouples the engines*
Con: *Shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Running back to cab*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots window on Ice Cube's engine's cab*
Ice Cube: *Getting angry, and returns fire*
Con: *Slightly reduces speed*
Ice Cube: *Getting ahead*
Pinkie Pie: *Aims gun at Ice Cube, and shoots eleven bullets to rhythm of music*
Ice Cube: *Shoots gun out of Pinkie's hoof*
Con: *Speeds up, and hits the back of Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Reloads her gun, and shoots at Con* Die wewe son of a ni-
Pinkie Pie: Grrr. *Takes Con's gun, and returns fire*
Ice Cube: *Has her gun shot out of her hooves*
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah! Germans rule!
Con: *Takes gun from Pinkie, and goes onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Grabs metal pipe*
Con: *Pointing gun at cab* Ice Cube! This is your last warning! Stop the train, and come out with your hooves up!!
Ice Cube: *Throws pipe at Con*
Con: Gah! *Drops gun, and falls on floor*
Ice Cube: *Running towards gun*
Con: *Dives for gun*
Ice Cube: *Kicks Con in the face*
Con: *Nearly falls off. He is holding onto part of the engine with his front hooves*
Ice Cube: *About to shoot Con*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Ice Cube, and wrestles with her for control of the gun*
Con: *Climbs up*
Ice Cube: *Pointing gun in the air*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulls trigger, and shoots one bullet*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube, and gets his gun back*
Ice Cube: *Hears another train* I don't know 'bout all y'all, but I'm outta here. *Jumps off train*
Con: *Sees another train coming towards them* Jump! *Jumps off*
Pinkie Pie: *Also jumps off*
Stop the song. An explosion occurred when the two trains crashed into each other, but Con, and Pinkie were too far away to sustain any injuries.
Con: *Looking around* I don't see Ice Cube.
Pinkie Pie: Neither do I. wewe better get me back to Canterlot.
Con: That could take days.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, leave it to me. *Makes the background change to Canterlot*
Con: Impressive. We're in Canterlot now.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. Now, nopony will know that we crashed a train in San Franciscolt.
Con: Let's go back to P.
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.
P: Well, it's great that wewe found her. Have wewe stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with wewe Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would wewe like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well first, I want to get the German Secret Service, M.I.3 involved. Until then, I have another assignment for you.
Con: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We've been getting reports of information being leaked from our operations. It's possible that one of our agents is a mole. Find him, and kill him.
Con: Right away. *Walks away*
Miss Moneybit: Is Pinkie Pie in command again?
Con: Sort of. Parcival needs to fill out the appropriate paperwork to give Pinkie her old job back.
Miss Moneybit: And what are wewe up to?
Con: I gotta find a mole in our agency.
Miss Moneybit: Good luck.
Pinkie Pie: *Calling M.I.3*
German Commander: *Answers call* Hallo?
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? You're back in command for the C.I.E.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
German Commander: Sehr gut. What can I do for you?
Pinkie Pie: I would like your assistance on taking down Ice Cube. Do wewe have any info on her?
German Commander: One of my agents has just reported that she is-
The electricity went out, and Parcival kicked the door open to P's office.
Pinkie Pie: Parcival! What are wewe doing?
Parcival: *Pointing shotgun at Pinkie* Keeping my job to myself. wewe should have just stayed in hiding instead of making a comeback.
Con: *Running towards P's office* Parcival!! *Points his gun at Parcival* Drop your weapon!!
Parcival: *Continues pointing shotgun at Pinkie*
Con: I alisema drop your weapon!!
Parcival: It's too late Mr. Mane. I'm going to kill her, and prevent this mare from taking my job!
Con: Not on my watch! *Shows his watch to Parcival* I just got it polished. I don't want any bloodstains on it.
Parcival: *Admiring watch* Well, that is beautiful, and shiny, but it also changes the subject! *Points shotgun at Pinkie* I'm going to kill her, and prevent this mare from taking my job!
Con: wewe already alisema that, and so far wewe haven't shot her!
Parcival: Try, and stop me.
A gunshot was heard, but it didn't come from Parcival's gun. It came from Con's gun, and he prevented Parcival from shooting Pinkie Pie.
Parcival: *Falls on ground*
Con: He was the mole. S says that Parcival knocked him out in the electrical room, and shut down the power. I ran to you, as fast as I could, and I saw him pointing his gun at you.
Pinkie Pie: wewe did excellent 0007. It's agents like wewe that make me glad to be a part of this organization.
Con: I do my best, and only my best.
Pinkie Pie: Danke.
The power came back on.
Con: *Checks time* I'll go have lunch, and then I'll come back for breifing.
Pinkie Pie: Excellent. *Tries to call M.I.3 again. She is waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are wewe alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did wewe want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in Los Angeles. It's possibly they might still be there, and they'll start bringing weapons to ISIS.
Pinkie Pie: We can't allow that.
German Commander: Speaking of ISIS, we've made plans to attack them with tanks. We'll get Fenix Lighter, and Rain Bouvier to help Mane with taking down Ice Cube, if wewe allow him to help us take down a part of ISIS near Europe.
Pinkie Pie: Permission granted.
German Commander: Danke. Auf weidersehen. *Hangs up*
Waitress: *Brings hotdog to commander*
German Commander: I told you, no sauerkraut!
Back in Canterlot..
Con: *Enjoying a BLT at a restaurant*
Pinkie Pie: *Calls Con on his watch*
Con: Excuse me waiter, where's the restroom?
Waiter: In a hallway painted green, first door to your left.
Con: Thank you. *Goes to bathroom*
Pinkie Pie: 0007? Are wewe there?
Con: Yeah, but would wewe mind lowering your voice? I'm inside the bathroom of a restaurant.
Pinkie Pie: M.I.3 has an assignment for you. Come over right away.
Con: Yes ma'am. *Looks at toilet, and lowers toilet seat. He then stands on the toilet*
Toilet: Password.
Con: Petunia.
Toilet: Access granted.
It was a teleporter to C.I.E headquarters. Con arrived in S's lab within a few seconds.
S: 0007, I see wewe have tried out one of my newest inventions.
Con: Yeah. I remember wewe telling me to try it out a couple of days ago, and I decided now would be the perfect opportunity.
S: wewe better get to P's office. She wants to brief wewe on your inayofuata assignment.
Con: I was on my way there just now. *Walks to office*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees Con enter her office* Guten tag.
Con: Hello.
Pinkie Pie: So, your files here say that wewe tried getting China to help Equestria take down ISIS.
Con: That's right.
Pinkie Pie: I got a call from M.I.3, and they say they would like wewe to help them.
Con: Okay. Sure. I'll go to their HQ, and help them out right away.
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.
Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: wewe know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give wewe another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad wewe think so.
So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters.
German Commander: Guten tag 0007.
Con: Seems like everypony has been saying that to me lately.
German Commander: It's the German way of saying hello.
Fenix: He was glad wewe didn't give me something unreliable for once.
German Commander: Oh yeah? wewe like the sports car? I'll get zaidi of them like that for you.
Con: Yeah, and if wewe ever feel like wewe need any muscle cars, I'm sure my boss would be zaidi than happy to give wewe some.
Rain: *Arrives* Con, it's so good to see wewe again!
Con: Likewise Ms. Bouvier. It's an honor to see you.
German Commander: wewe three know what to do?
Fenix: Jawohl. We'll start the mission right away.
German Commander: Excellent. Get to the runway immediately. The plane is waiting, and it will take wewe to one of our bases. From there, wewe get the tanks. Once wewe push ISIS away from Europe, then the three of wewe will go to L.A, and defeat Ice Cube.
Con: wewe can count on us sir.
German Commander: Don't I know it?
Con, Fenix, and Rain were on the plane, and they were getting close to the position of their tanks.
Pilot: Get ready to jump.
Con: We're jumping?
Fenix: Yes. We must get to the tanks as quickly as possible.
Con: Okay. Wasn't expecting to jump out of a moving plane, but if that's what we have to do..
Rain: You'll be fine.
Pilot: Go, quickly!
Con, Fenix, and Rain: *Jump out of plane, and deploy parachute*
Fenix: *Looking at ground*
Rain: Wait a second, I'm a pegasus. I don't need parachutes. *Takes off her parachute, gives it to Con, and flies down to the tanks*
Con: Okay Fenix, I think the both of us should hold onto this. I got one strap, now wewe hold onto the other.
Fenix: *Grabs other strap*
Con: So it's going to take us a long time to hit the ground. What do wewe want to talk about?
Fenix: I heard Pinkie Pie is your boss again. What happened to Parcival?
Con: He tried to kill Pinkie, but I shot him.
Fenix: Parcival tried to kill her?
Con: Yeah.
Fenix: That's surprising. I never thought he would do such a thing.
Con: Well he did it.
They land on the ground kwa their tanks.
Rain: What took wewe three so long?
Con: wewe gave us your parachute, and flew down here.
Rain: You're right, I did.
Fenix: You're going to stay with us on this mission, right? wewe won't fly away from us like wewe did with the parachutes?
Rain: Of course. wewe don't really think I'm gonna abandon you, do you?
Con: That thought did kuvuka, msalaba my mind.
Rain: Come on. Let's get in our tanks, and push ISIS back. Okay?
Fenix: Okay. There are three of us, and two of our soldiers are also here with us. Five should be enough, because all ISIS has are poorly built tanks, barracks made out of sheet metal, and short range weapons.
Con: They are from the Middle East after all.
Fenix: Are we ready?
Con: Yeah.
Rain: Yes.
German Ponies: Yes sir.
Fenix: Than let's go.
The five tanks took off, and went towards ISIS territory
ISIS gppony, pony 64: Tanks incoming.
ISIS gppony, pony 52: Get our tanks out there right now.
ISIS Ponies: *Driving tanks*
Fenix: And now it's time to do something everypony does to win a tank battle. Play muziki on the loudspeakers. *Plays song*
Song: link
ISIS gppony, pony 3: Music!
ISIS gppony, pony 7: It's coming from the enemy tanks!
Con: There's gotta be hundreds of tanks out there.
Fenix: They may outnumber us, but remember that their tanks are poorly built. *Shoots tank* It only takes one tank shell to destroy them.
Con: Ha! That's it? This is going to be easy. *Shoots tank*
Rain: *Shoots tank*
German gppony, pony 66: *Shoots tank*
German gppony, pony 95: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: This is impossible! They are taking down our tanks one, kwa one!
Con: *Shoots barracks*
ISIS Ponies: *Die*
ISIS gppony, pony 63: *Driving tank towards Con*
Con: Oh no wewe don't. *Shoots tank*
ISIS gppony, pony 24: *Shoots at Fenix, then the turret on his tank falls off*
Fenix: Nearly got shot.
ISIS gppony, pony 24: Time for some demolition derby. *Rams Fenix*
Fenix: Somepony give me a hoof over here.
German gppony, pony 66: I'll get him. *Shoots ISIS gppony, pony 24*
Fenix: Wunderbar. That was close.
ISIS gppony, pony 35: *Going towards Rain*
Rain: *Shoots ISIS gppony, pony 35*
Con: *Shoots tank* Enemy infantry. *Uses machine gun to shoot infantry*
German gppony, pony 95: *Shoots two tanks with rapid precision*
Fenix: *Shoots infantry with tank shell* Blow them all away.
Con: Like leaves on a sidewalk. Only leaves don't have blood.
Rain: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: We are losing too many tanks! This should not be happening!
Con: *Shoots tank*
ISIS gppony, pony 51: *Driving tank, but the tracks fall apart* My tank can't move!
German gppony, pony 66: *Shoots ISIS gppony, pony 51*
Con: We only got eighty enemy tanks left.
Fenix: We're making excellent progress.
When all the enemy tanks were destroyed, the five ponies went back to where they got their tanks, and sang along to their music.
Fenix: Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Con: Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Rain: Verstaubt sind die Gesichter.
German gppony, pony 66: Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn.
German gppony, pony 95: Es braust unser panzer Im Sturmwind dahin!
Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.
German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.
On the plane ride to L.A.
Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would wewe care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix: What about me?
Con: We need wewe as an earth pony. We'll have wewe as a prisoner, and when we take wewe down to where all the prisoners are kept, wewe free them. Make sure none of wewe get caught.
Fenix: That shouldn't be too difficult.
When they got to L.A, they had a black sedan, and were driving around while thinking of possible locations on Ice Cube's whereabouts. Con was driving, and had a song on the radio.
Song: link
Fenix: So when are wewe going to cast that spell?
Con: Once we find out where Ice Cube, and her gang is. We'll drive kwa their hideout really fast so they won't know where we are, I cast the spell in the car, then we turn around, and stop at their hideout, get out, and pretend to arrest you.
Fenix: And that's when I go to free all those prisoners.
Con: Exactly.
Meanwhile at Ice Cube's hideout in Compton
Ice Cube: Yo Vito, get over here.
Vito: What?
Ice Cube: Somepony told me that wewe called me the N word.
Vito: So?
Ice Cube: That ain't right. Especially since I got this black man's voice from robbing a bakery, and I ain't even black.
Vito: wewe could have fooled me.
Sally: *Comes out of house* Will wewe two please stop arguing? I know it's because of Jessica, and Mary Sue being killed, but wewe don't have to argue with him over nothing.
Ice Cube: He called me the N word!
Sally: Which one?
Ice Cube: *Puts her left front hoof on her face, and shakes her head no* Which one do wewe think?
Sally: Oh, that one.
Vito: But I didn't call her that at all.
Ice Cube: That ain't what one of the other alicorns told me. All my alicorns are supposed to be loyal, and wewe ain't bein' loyal to me!
Vito: Somepony isn't being loyal to you, but I'm not the one being disloyal.
Ice Cube: If you're telling the truth, then why would that other alicorn lie to me about wewe calling me the N word?
Sally: Does it really matter?
Ice Cube: Yes it does! Somepony's life is on the line.
Con arrived in his car. He, and Rain turned into Alicorns, and were going to pretend to arrest Fenix.
Rain: We got an Earth gppony, pony to bring into prison.
Ice Cube. Bring him out here.
Rain: *Walks out of car with Fenix*
Ice Cube: I ain't ever seen wewe before.
Rain: I'm new.
Ice Cube: Well follow me. I'll onyesha wewe where the jail room is, so if wewe ever decide to bring in zaidi ponies that ain't alicorns, you'll know where to go.
Con: Make it quick!
Ice Cube: Alright man, alright.
Ice Cube took Rain, and Fenix into the jail room.
Rain: Interesting.
Ice Cube: Yeah man. wewe know what to do. *Walks upstairs*
Rain: Yes I do. *Takes jail keys, and gives them to Fenix* Free everypony, then get to the storm drains kwa the railway bridge. We'll meet wewe there.
Fenix: Alright.
Rain: *Walks upstairs*
Fenix: Okay, listen up. I'm getting wewe all out of here, but wewe need to be quiet, and do exactly what I say. *Unlocks cell door*
Pegasus 21: Thank you.
Fenix: *Opens another cell door*
Unicorn 12: Thanks a lot.
Fenix: I need copies of this key so that we can have zaidi of those, and if wewe know any spells to turn us invisible, that would be great.
Song: link
Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. wewe stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because wewe called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got wewe covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!
Fenix: *Shoots at Vito*
Vito: *Taking cover, and gets on walkie talkie* I need zaidi alicorns here now!
Alicorn Captain: Roger that, sending reinforcements to your position.
Vito: *Shooting at Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets down* Stay down!
Prisoners: *Getting down*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito's hoof*
Vito: *Drops gun, and grabs it with his other hoof*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito*
Vito: Ahh!!
zaidi alicorns arrived.
Fenix: Go, everypony get out of here!
Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi: *Escaping*
Alicorns: *Coming downstairs*
Fenix: *Reloads gun, and shoots an alicorn*
Alicorn 52: *Falls off stairs, and onto the ground*
Alicorn 61: *Shooting gun*
Unicorn: *Making shield*
Fenix: Excellent. *Returns fire*
Alicorn 61: *Dies*
Fenix: I'm going up. *Shoots zaidi alicorns*
Alicorn 82: We are losing soldiers. This yellow earth gppony, pony is shooting them, and killing them all.
Alicorn Captain: I can't keep sending wewe reinforcements. We are a hated type of pony, and there aren't many alicorns around here.
Alicorn 82: Get us zaidi reinforcements right now!
Alicorn: Fine.
Fenix: *Shoots Alicorn 82*
Alicorn 47: *Jumps from building with a sword* Banzai!
Fenix: *Shoots banzai alicorn*
Alicorn 71: *Shoots gun out of Fenix's hoof*
Stop the song.
Fenix: *Looking at Alicorn 71 on his left*
Alicorn 71: I think it's time we took all of wewe "alicorn haters" and executed you.
Fenix: *Scared*
In the storm drains.
Con: *Waiting in car*
Rain: He should be here kwa now. Where is he?
Con: Knowing Fenix, I think he'll arrive any second.
Two cars were seen coming towards them.
Rain: He better be in one of those cars.
Con: *Grabs binoculars, and looks inside the cars* He's not. It's Ice Cube, and another alicorn. What are they doing here?
Rain: I don't know, but I hope nothing bad happened to Fenix.
Ice Cube & Sally: *Stop their cars near Con*
Ice Cube: hujambo wewe two. I remember ya.
Con: Yeah, we were the ones that arrested an earth gppony, pony for you.
Ice Cube: Well, he kinda went rebellious on us, and killed a few other alicorns.
Rain: What do wewe want us to do?
Ice Cube: Come with us, and we're going to do something big.
Con: Okay. Rain, *Gets out of car* Return this rental car, and get in the green Dodge.
Rain: I'm on it. *Uses magic to carry car, and flies to airport*
Con: I'll sit with your friend in the silver Chevy.
Ice Cube: Awesome.
Con: *Sits inayofuata to Sally* Hello.
At the airport.
Rain: *Carrying rental car wtih magic while flying* Now, where is that airplane they're going to use to bring those weapons to ISIS? *Sees airplane being guarded kwa ten alicorns* Bingo. *Goes to airplane, and drops the car. She flies away very quickly*
Alicorns: Ah! *Die from explosion*
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks inaonyesha up inayofuata to the two muscle cars.
Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to onyesha up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted zaidi weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do wewe have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners wewe got. They made an attempt to escape.
Alicorns: *Opening back door of truck*
Truck Driver: And here was the ring leader.
Alicorns: *Drag Fenix out of the truck*
Con: (Fenix Lighter)
Rain: *Lands inayofuata to Con, and winks to him*
Con: *Knods his head yes* hujambo Sally.
Sally: Yeah?
Con: *Pushes Sally out of car, gets in driver's seat, and starts driving*
Ice Cube: *Confused* Wuh?
Con: *Turns around, and stops near Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets in*
Con: *Drives away*
Ice Cube: Come on Sally, wewe get in my car. Rain, wewe get in one of them trucks.
Rain: Right away. *Gets in truck* How are wewe doing?
Alicorns: Excellent.
Alicorn Truck Drivers: *Driving trucks*
Song: link
Con: *Driving out of the storm drains*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Con: *Turns left onto a bridge*
Ice Cube: *Drifts left*
Con: *Passing cars*
Ice Cube: *Passing cars*
Sally: *Grabs gun*
Fenix: *Grabs gun*
They both shot at each other, but their bullets kept hitting each other.
Con: *Passing tow truck*
Tow Truck Driver: *Stops, and drops car*
Ice Cube: *Avoids car*
Con: *Turns left on an intersection*
Ice Cube: *Also turns left*
Con: *Does a U turn, and passes Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Spins out of control*
Con: *Turns right onto the bridge*
Ice Cube: *Drives onto bridge*
Con: *Gets to intersection, and turns right*
Ice Cube: *Nearly loses control, but turns right*
Con: *Passing a dumptruck*
Ice Cube: *Passes dumptruck*
Con: *Continues driving*
Ice Cube: *Catching up*
Fenix: *Shoots headlight on Ice Cube's car*
Sally: *Shooting at Con's car, but misses*
Ice Cube: *About to ram the back of Con's car*
Con: *Drifts to the left*
Ice Cube: *Almost hits Con's car, and also turns left*
Con: *Turns right*
Ice Cube: *Turns right*
Con: *Sees sign for Vincent Thomas Bridge*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Con: *Passes a car*
gppony, pony Driver: *Honks horn, and gets onto the side of the road*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Con: *Gets onto entrance for Vincent Thomas Bridge*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Sally: *Shoots the right rear view mirror off of Con's car*
Fenix: *Shoots Sally*
Sally: *Drops gun on floor*
Con: *Passing two cars*
gppony, pony Drivers: *Getting their cars close together*
Ice Cube: *Drives around the cars*
Con: *Looking in rearview mirror*
Ice Cube: *Using X ray vision in her car to find gun. As she finds it, she uses magic to bring the gun towards her*
Con: *Pushes a smart car out of the way*
gppony, pony Driver: *Flips his smart car onto it's side*
Ice Cube: *Pushes the smart car out of the way*
Con: *Going 150 miles an hour*
Ice Cube: *Going 160, and is getting close*
Fenix: *Shoots another car*
gppony, pony Driver: *Gets in Ice Cube's way*
Ice Cube: *Drives around car that got in her way*
Con: *Passes a biker*
Biker Pony: *Gets onto side of road with motorcycle*
Ice Cube: *Passes Biker, and gets really close to Con's back side*
Con: *Gets onto middle section of road*
Ice Cube: *Getting inayofuata to Con, and sees Fenix with his gun. She decides to slow down a little bit, and is behind Con*
Con: *Continues driving*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Meanwhile with the army truck convoy.
Rain: *Sitting with alicorns*
Alicorns: *Sitting, and holding guns*
Rain: I think we should check the weapon boxes, just to make sure we have everything.
Alicorn 141: If wewe insist.
Rain: *Opens box, and grabs an AK74* Beautiful. We are sending ISIS good weapons here. *Shoots all of the alicorns in the truck she is in*
All six trucks stopped.
Rain: *Uses a spell to turn invisible, and grabs a bomb. She plants it in the box, and sets it to go off in 60 seconds*
Alicorns: *Searching for Rain*
Alicorn 274: Who are we looking for?
Alicorn 625: I don't know man.
Alicorn 234: *Hears a ticking noise*
Rain: *Gets to sekunde truck* Get out, and run away, but don't make a sound.
Ponies that aren't alicorns: *Quietly escaping*
Rain: *Goes to the fourth truck*
Alicorn 835: wewe three get back to the second, fourth, and sixth truck. Make sure none of those prisoners escape.
Rain: *In fourth truck* Coast is clear. Go home.
Ponies that aren't alicorns: *Quietly escaping*
Rain: *Goes to sixth truck*
Alicorn 274: *Looks at sekunde truck*
Rain: *Puts silencer on her gun*
Alicorn 274: *Notices that the prisoners are gone* Hey!
Rain: *Shoots Alicorn 274*
Ponies that aren't alicorns: What was that?
Alicorn Guard: None of your business, so shut up.
Rain: *Shoots alicorn* Go home.
Ponies that aren't alicorns: *Quietly escaping*
Rain: *Becomes visible again, and flies towards a pillar on a bridge* And..
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was the bomb from the sekunde truck, and the explosion caused the other trucks to blow up.
Rain: ...There goes the dynamite.
Back to the car chase, Con, and Ice Cube were on a highway surrounded kwa dirt hills.
Con: *Driving 170 miles an hour*
Ice Cube: *Slip streaming from Con's car, and is doing 181 miles an hour*
Con: *Gets to right lane in highway*
Ice Cube: *In middle lane*
Con: *Has his car inayofuata to Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Loading gun*
Con: *Rams Ice Cube's car*
Ice Cube: *Nearly hits another car*
Con: *Rams into the door on Ice Cube's car*
The door opened, and Sally fell out.
Ice Cube: *Ramming Con's car*
The door fell off, but some wires from Ice Cube's car prevented it from hitting the road. A couple of the wires are also stuck on Con's rearview mirror.
Con: *Tries to turn right*
Ice Cube: *Tries to turn left*
Con: *Hits Ice Cube's car*
Ice Cube: *Shoots window on Con's car*
Con: *Rams Ice Cube's car*
Ice Cube: *Drops gun out window*
They were getting towards a tanker, and Con had Ice Cube's car heading straight towards it.
Con: *Shoots wires from Ice Cube's car, and drives right*
Ice Cube: Wha- *Sees oil tanker* AAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Crashes into oil tanker*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It caused many zaidi explosions from other cars.
Con: *Stops car on dirt*
Fenix: *Watching explosions*
Ice Cube: *Burning to death*
Song: link
Con, Fenix, and Rain were sent back to Canterlot to meet up with Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Hearing the song on her radio*
Con: *Standing in front of her with Fenix, and Rain*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns off radio* Goddamnit. I thought wewe wouldn't be obsessed with killing others after I left you.
Con: It was just an accident P. Fenix was with me, and we had Ice Cube getting her car stuck onto ours.
Pinkie Pie: How?
Fenix: He rammed into Ice Cube's car into a certain spot which caused the door to open. She rammed us shortly after that, then all of a sudden, these wires got stuck onto a part of Con's car.
Con: I shot them off, and continued trying to chase her. I wasn't trying to have Ice Cube killed. Besides, wewe never alisema wewe wanted her alive.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. Well then it's not your fault.
Con: Hey, we're glad to have wewe back with us P.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. It is great to be back.
The End
