posted by Seanthehedgehog
April 2, 1957
Pete was in his office, thinking about the awali conversation he had with Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon. The three of them would never get along, so he decided to call for some help.
Pete: *Gets on telephone*
Operator: Operator. May I help you?
Pete: Get me to Southern Pacific's Ogden train station, this is Pete Reimer of the Union Pacific.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but the lines in Ogden are down.
Pete: In that case, get me through to the Canadian Pacific Railway in Ontario.
Operator: Please wait while we try to connect your line to the gppony, pony wewe wish to call.
CPR Pony: Hello?
Pete: Hi, this is the Union Pacific Railway in Cheyenne Wyoming. My name is Pete Reimer, and I need some extra hooves in the trainyard. Can wewe help?
CPR Pony: Yes. I have one worker that is available to help.
Pete: Perfect. Thanks. Have him at Dearborn mitaani, mtaa Station in Chicagoat at Noon. April 4th.
CPR Pony: Very well. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts phone away, and gets onto speaker*
In the trainyard, everypony started hearing Pete speak through the PA system.
Pete: Attention, this is Pete Reimer, your boss. Unless wewe aren't working for this railway, then I am not your boss, and I must remind wewe that wewe are trespassing on Union Pacific territory.
Hawkeye: Way to go Peter.
Pete: Now I got some good news, and I got some bad news. The bad news is that I forgot what I was going to tell you.
Stylo: That's not like Pete.
Hawkeye: He usually remembers everything.
Pete: Oh, yeah, I remember now. The bad news is that we will be having more, and zaidi freight trains coming into the yards. The work will get harder for wewe all. The good news is that wewe won't have to worry about doing all of that work on your own. We're going to get help from a Canadian railway. The gppony, pony from this Canadian railway will arrive on the siku after tomorrow. In the meantime, do your best, and don't work too hard.
Hawkeye: Seems like we're getting a foreign visitor.
Gordon: *Arrives* What are wewe talking about now?
Stylo: We were talking about how this gppony, pony coming here to help is a foreign visitor.
Gordon: What's that supposed to mean?!
Hawkeye: It means that he is not from Equestria. He's from Canada.
Gordon: Canada?! *Runs towards a hole in the ground, and is scared* Keep that Canadian gppony, pony away from me!
Stylo: He's not going to hurt you.
Hawkeye: It's the Russians wewe want to be afraid of.
Stylo: And the Chinese.
Hawkeye: And anypony from Vietnam, au any other communist country.
Gordon: Uh, okay.
Hawkeye, and Stylo walked away, leaving Gordon kwa himself in the hole.
2 B Continued