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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. wewe don't sound too well. Are wewe okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling wewe earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: wewe do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This siku just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see wewe when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*

Back at the trainstation

Pete: *Packing clothing* Alright, I got clothing, food, money, and I think that's everything.
Percy: *Runs into Pete's office* We got a problem sir!
Pete: What is it?
Percy: Scottish ponies! They're trying to steal everything from a freight train in the yards.
Pete: Let's get 'em.

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGzyTwrTRM8

There were five scottish ponies. Two of them were taking chakula from a refrigerated boxcar, and the other three were stealing boardgames.

Scottish gppony, pony 3: Get as many boardgames as wewe can! We'll sell them, and make lots of money!
Pete: *Arrives with Percy* HEY! Put those back!
Scottish gppony, pony 2: Shit! Let's go! *Runs away*
Scottish gppony, pony 5: *Goes into a boxcar*
Pete: Percy, wewe get those four, I'll get the other one!
Percy: Yes sir! *Runs after four scottish ponies* Hey! Come back!!
Scottish gppony, pony 5: *Gets onto other side of train, and climbs a ladder to the top*
Pete: *Looking in boxcar* I'm gonna find you. *Gets to other side*
Scottish gppony, pony 5: *Laying on juu of the train*
Pete: *Sees scottish pony* There wewe are!
Scottish gppony, pony 5: *Running on juu of train*
Pete: *Climbing ladder to juu of train*
Scottish gppony, pony 5: *Trips, and hits the ground*
Pete: *Climbs back down, and goes to scottish pony*
Scottish gppony, pony 5: *Tries to stand up* Me leg. It's broken!
Pete: That's what wewe get for trying to steal from our trains.
Percy: *Returns* They got away sir.
Scottish gppony, pony 5: Ha! I knew wewe couldn't catch them.
Pete: Yeah, well I'm sure they're not gonna risk their lives to come save you.
Scottish gppony, pony 5: *Sighs* Damnit.
Pete: What's your name?
Scottish gppony, pony 5: Mike Gonzo.
Percy: What kind of a name is that?
Mike: It's the name my mother gave me! wewe got a problem with that?
Pete: Do wewe have a job Mike?
Mike: No sir, I don't.
Pete: Well wewe do now. Welcome to the Union Pacific.
Mike: So what? I drive trains for wewe now?
Pete: Not really. I want wewe to work in the yards. Percy, take Mike over to Snowflake. She will onyesha Mike how to do his job properly.
Percy: Yes sir.

So Pete went back to getting ready for his vacation, and Percy took Mike to Snowflake.

Snowflake: *In the yard tower, talking on the radio* Train 605, we do not have enough room. Divert yourself to the nearest siding, and wait for my command.
gppony, pony Engineer: Ten-4, I'm putting my train in a siding now.
Percy: *Knocks on door four times*
Snowflake: *Gets off radio* Come in.
Percy: *Walks in with Mike* New worker Snowflake.
Mike: Call me Gonzo.
Snowflake: Sounds like a name for a character in a kid's show. So Pete assigned wewe to work in the yards, huh?
Mike: Yes, I guess so. Who's Pete?
Percy: That grey stallion with the yellow mane? He's your boss.
Mike: That's just bloody great.
Snowflake: Are wewe from Scotland?
Mike: Aye. I am.
Snowflake: Well let me onyesha wewe what to do.

During Snowflake's teachings on how to work in a trainyard, Gordon was in Pete's office.

Pete: Hawkeye is sick, so I'm having wewe take over... Unfortunately.
Gordon: Thank wewe sir. wewe won't regret this.
Pete: Why do I find that difficult to believe?
Gordon: Shut up, and go on your vacation.
Pete: I am, but if I hear wewe do anything careless, au stupid, your plot is out of here. *Walks away*
Gordon: *Thinking* Thankfully, what I have planned is not careless, au stupid.

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 Mike Gonzo
Mike Gonzo
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jordan
Jordan
The inayofuata day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand kwa the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: wewe got it, but may I ask wewe a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't wewe be able to hear the train come...
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When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, wewe worthless prick.
Worker:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...
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Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Episode 17

Sending A Letter

December 19, 1952

Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Henry
Henry
Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever wewe say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have wewe ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. wewe should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a machungwa, chungwa Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to onyesha up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens...
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kwa the time applejack arrived at Sweet apple Acres, everything was destroyed. Flim, and Flam weren't anywhere to be seen, but Granny Smith was there. Luckily no one was hurt.

Applejack: Well, we can't have Applebloom stay here.
Applebloom: Why would they do this?
Applejack: Well wewe see Applebloom, some ponies do very rude things, just because they don't like someone. They are known as assholes.
Braeburn: hujambo look. Rarity ain't that far. wewe can get her to take care of Applebloom while you're away.
Rarity: Do what now?
Applejack: I need wewe to watch Applebloom. Is that alright?
Rarity: Yes. Sweetie...
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Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another gppony, pony to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help wewe send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as wewe can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do wewe know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a volkano lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The upinde wa mvua

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...
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It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be nyumbani until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like chokoleti mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...
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upinde wa mvua Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet apple acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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After upinde wa mvua Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt upinde wa mvua Dash very severely.

Rainbow Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't wewe hit the ukuta wewe idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This gppony, pony has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon:...
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 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten zaidi laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do wewe think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a dakika later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, wewe get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank wewe so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A gppony, pony dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

Next morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, wewe look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con:...
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Chapter 2
Finding out

I first heard of My Little gppony, pony when I was 9. I didn't like it, but a few of my Marafiki (they were girls) made me play with them. I was embarrased at first, but I couldn't let them down. At that time I didn't know that the ponies my Marafiki were playing with, were scary G3 ponies. I didn't even know myself!

4 years later, I was watching Spongebob Squarepants when a commercial came on for a Princess Celestia toy. I was pissed off, and didn't even know about the bronies back then. Maybe they weren't even around yet. Perhaps they started being bronies toward the beginning of...
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 Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
The inayofuata day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, wewe get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to wewe as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived kwa Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....
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The executioner was about to kill Robin kofia when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin kofia free now. au else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin kofia free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs inayofuata to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...
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Con kept chasing drake until he got to a room where zaidi missiles were being launched.

Drake: wewe seemed to have Lost me. Where do wewe think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: wewe were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are wewe doing this, when wewe can jiunge me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see wewe Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...
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I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going kwa my house. Frenchtown is right inayofuata to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why wewe two say that.
Sean: It's from upinde wa mvua Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A upinde wa mvua Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta onyesha Ian...
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At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do wewe need me to do?
P: That depends, what do wewe know about a gppony, pony named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: wewe need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit:...
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