My Little Poney Article: On The Block Episode 7 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made wewe enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight kwa giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first siku of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't wewe try to answer?

Song: link

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! wewe know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and wewe got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first siku of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid swali wewe kuvuka, msalaba eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she alisema I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the siku after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
gppony, pony 5: *Grabbing TV*
gppony, pony 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
gppony, pony 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
gppony, pony 63: *Punches gppony, pony 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black gppony, pony 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black gppony, pony 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black gppony, pony 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See wewe after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End

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Middle School part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I got nyumbani that afternoon, I went straight to my room with Leo.

Rafe: Let's see here, I've got 105,000 points.
Leo: And three lives left. That thing wewe did in English was pretty awesome if I say so myself.
Carl: WHAT ARE wewe DOING?!!!?

For a moment, I thought he was shouting at us, but he was mad at Georgia for switching the channel on the T.V.

Georgia: Nothing. I just wanted to-
Carl: I'm watching that! Don't change the channel.
Georgia: But wewe were sleeping!
Carl: No buts! wewe can watch the game with me, au get lost. Which one is it?
Georgia: *goes to her room*
Rafe: I hate when she yells...

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Octavia Unchained part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Octavia Unchained, the KKK were complaining about what they wore, but now....

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!
Octavia: *goes inayofuata to Dexter* Oh great. The bloody KKK. *grabs gun*
KKK Ponies: *riding towards house*
Dexter: They're on humans too!
Octavia: Not all of them *shoots pony*
KKK gppony, pony 5: Our leader is dead!
Dexter: *kills KKK gppony, pony 5*
KKK gppony, pony 2: I still can't fucking see!!
KKK gppony, pony 1: RAID!! WE JUST WENT OVER THIS, AND IT'S A RAID!!!
Octavia: *kills zaidi KKK Ponies*
KKK gppony, pony 2: Are we the only one's left?
KKK gppony, pony 1: I don't know!...

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Octavia Unchained part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After getting the Cello, Dexter gave Octavia some time to play it.

Octavia: *playing Octavia's Overture*
Dexter: *sits kwa Octavia* Have wewe played before?
Octavia: Yes, but not in a long time.
Dexter: wewe sound wonderful.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: Please, continue playing.

While Octavia was playing her music, a group of ponies in the KKK were making a plan to attack. They were riding humans, and were all armed with guns.

KKK leader: Alright, see that house?
KKK ponies: Yeah.
KKK Leader: That's where Octavia Melody is. We need to get in there, and kill her! Now, put your masks on, and let's...

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The Beginning: Part13

posted by alinah_09

"CoME B@cK!!! We jUsT w@Nt to plAy with YoU..!!" the gruesome creatures kept chasing after them,seeming tireless despite being dead

the trio let out a terrified scream as one of them emerged from the ground blockng them in all directions..but luckily Moonshine teleported and the chase continued,the journey to finding their companions,endless...with the evil creatures still onto them,not knowing how long it will take until they finally run out of energy...going through the blood red forest

~~~
"huh? i think were lost..." Moonlight alisema observing the environment "but since were already Lost from...

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Stranded Part 2

posted by ppgFireball

Twilight: Spike, take a note please.
Spike: -takes out paper and a quill-
Twilight: dear Princess Celestia, i'm here to ripoti that we are stranded on a deserted, unknown island due to a plane crash. could wewe please send help? Your faithful studdent, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: -blows note to Celestia's castle-
1 dakika later....
Spike: -burps up a note from Celestia- Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, we are sending help right now. just stay calm and stay with your friends.
Rainbow Dash: wait wait wait wait wait. how long until help arrives.
Spike: hmm...about.....1 month.
Rainbow Dash:...

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My Little gppony, gppony, pony App Guide

posted by karinabrony

Hey, everypony! Today I will be talking about the app and telling wewe about it.

How to level up: kwa leveling up, wewe have to buy some shops. wewe can put ponies to work on there, for example, if wewe make Twilight Sparkle work there, and the flour is finished, wewe click on it to collect, and then wewe collect some experience points and bits. The zaidi shops wewe have, the zaidi experience and bits wewe will get.

How to send presents: wewe tap on your menu, and it says friends. wewe have about 8 au so. Tap them and press the present. That means you're giving them a gift, and they will give wewe one back...

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The Beginning: Part8

posted by alinah_09

The inayofuata day..it was a holiday and also the time for that party in Ponyville

in Flame's home..he was eating breakfast and put his luggage in his living room

"i didnt get my name in that book but at least i got extra cake...besides i didnt really do anything special" he alisema munching his cereal
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in Moonlight and Moonshine's home..they were also eating their breakfast...daffodil saladi and machungwa, chungwa juice

"hehe..cant wait.." Moonshine alisema eating a part of the saladi with her fork being levitated

Moonlight washed down the saladi with machungwa, chungwa juisi then replied "yeah,me...

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The Seven Up's Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It had just snowed barely an inch, and now we are focusing on the protagonists, as most of them are waiting in a house.

Sigmund is disguised as one of the hearse drivers, and is wired. The others are telling him what to do.

Ringo is waiting in her car. Buddy, and Click-Clack are in the house.

Buddy: Just wait here for a while. When they start moving, we give Ringo the word.
Click-Clack: Got it.
Rice: *parks his car*
Mafia: Hello boss. Do wewe have our cop?
Rice: Yes. We killed him yesterday, and we are going to incenerate him here.
Clint: The perfect opprotunity to do this, while we mournfully...

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The Seven Up's Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rice

Why don't we go check on mchele Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let wewe go, after we get our money.

The inayofuata morning,...

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Interview With Dragon88's OC, Bolt

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
>Bolt

>How old is he?
> 19
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>What is his hobby?
> drawing
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>Does he have any relatives?
> no relatives
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>What is his personality?
> shy but assertive and competitive
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>Does he know how to make Marafiki easily?
>he doesn't know how to make Marafiki easily
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>Has he met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
> he has met upinde wa mvua Dash (they butt head quite often!)
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>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
> he drew a picture of Celestia using magic
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>What is his achievements?...

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Con Mane: The Discord Saga 3/3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Number 7, and counting. I present to everypony Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord
Fluttershy........................................Whataspy...

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The last solstice - Chapter 18 : Truth revealed

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 18: Truth revealed

The Princess of the Sun gazed at the spot where Nocturnal Mirage sat earlier this day. Celestia still could not believe she actually let him inside her fortress of solitude. She could not find a logical explanation why did she let a perfect stranger into places she blocked out her family and her closest Marafiki from. But she knew one thing. Ever since the cobalt stallion set hoof in her suite, the voices in her head retreated, finally offering her a little peace.

The white alicorn idled in front of the busted mirror, stroking the burnt scars on her...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 1

posted by applejackrocks1

It was a Monday morning. As usual, Nikki got up very early. As she rubbed her eyes, she saw her little sister, still sleeping. She smiled. She immediately took a shower. She then brushed her teeth and mane. She placed her green bandana on her neck.

Meadow: *wakes up* *yawns*
Nikki: 'Morning Meadow!
Meadow: Good morning Sis.
Nikki: Any plans for today?
Meadow: Well, I was gonna go meet new friends.
Nikki: That's nice. *grabs apple*
Meadow: *brushes teeth*

Nikki's phone started to ring..

Nikki: *answers* Hello? Uh-Huh, yes, This is Nikki West. Yep. Yeah...Oh, okay.... Yeah, I know...Sure. I'll be...

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A New Villain: Part 7

posted by applejackrocks1

Pinkie: NO! upinde wa mvua Dash and I are going to beat wewe up!
SS: Really? So, you'll also say that wewe guys are better than me?
RD: EXACTLY!
SS: Hush Rainbow, no need to cry.
RD: I AM NOT CRYING!
SS: *whispers* yet...Anyways, let me finish what I've started. *charges at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *trips SS* *giggles*
SS: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
RD: Pinkie, take AJ, Rarity, and Fluttershy to a salama place. I'll deal with her.
Pinkie: *salutes* (drags the 3 ponies somewhere)
SS: Come on Rainbow-
RD: How do wewe know my name?!
SS: I know everything dweeb. So, will wewe jiunge me?
RD: Never. I prefer to die than to be a villain.
SS:...

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License To Murder part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con was at the airport about to make his way back to Canterlot when...

German pony23: *walks into airport*
Con: I'd like one ticket to Canterlot, Equestria.
german pony88: Sure.
German pony23: Con, come over here, quick!
Con: I have to go!
German pony88: But, your ticket!
Con: What is it?
German pony23: Fenix has gone missing, and his wife is beat up badly!
Con: Let's go then.

They arrived at Fenix's house

Con: Wait here, I'll be right back.
Roseluck: Con!
Con: Roseluck, what happened?
Roseluck: Some russians came here, and kidnapped Fenix, then brought his body back here.
Con: *spots body* There's a note....

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For Your I's Only part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The mountain with the buildings is the one Con must get up to.

Raiden didn't survive, but the secret weapon did. It wasn't until two days later when Con & The Resistance found out.

Con: I thought thta weapon would be gone.
Edward: wewe thought wrong my friend. Now the Irish are about to make the deal with the Mexicans in 3 hours, at this place north of our position.
Con: Then we'd better get a songesha on.
Edward: I don't know lad, there's hundreds of them, and we have only five stallions.
Carole: And one mare.
Con: Then we must go.

They arrived at the place, and Con got ready to climb the mountain.

Edward: wewe sure wewe got this?
Con: Yeah. *climbs up*
Edward:...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful siku in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering zaidi ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: wewe really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot wewe in the arm! Why aren't wewe bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...

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You'll Only Live Twice part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.

Rareesa: It's at the space station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!

So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.

Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*

Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the space station killing some ponies that got in there way.

S: *grabs pen*
Con: wewe gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 6 Scootaloo's first battle

posted by Dragon4322

The house

Scootaloo got into role call with the rest of the soldiers and waited for General Sky Night to approach the members of the Ponyville's most elite regiment of warriors.
Night came and said,"Today a ripoti had been sent to our base about...."
"Hey" Green Flame whispered to Scootaloo "yeah?" She asked
"Aren't wewe supposed to be with your sister and not here?" Flame questioned. ,"yes, but upinde wa mvua Dash is on a world tour with the Wonderbolts for a long time so I won't be seeing her around for awhile".
With that Green nodded his head in understanding what the machungwa, chungwa little Pegasus told him.
"...anyway,...

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Interview with upinde wa mvua dash

posted by mlpfim1222

I'm a brony deal with it!

Hello every gppony, pony this is upinde wa mvua dash and I am here with * I grab the mic out of Rd's hoofs
Hello this is mlpfim1222 here with upinde wa mvua dash.
Rainbow dash: I like it the other way...
Me: upinde wa mvua dash, I will be asking wewe some maswali and wewe will answer them! So, who is your best friend out of the mane six?
RD: Well, Twilight is an egg head, apple jack thinks she is 20% baridi than me, Rarity is way too girly, Fluttershy is boring, Pinkie pie is too annoying. So I choose Fluttershy...even though i umm..*in a tiny whisper* upendo all of them....
Me: great pic! Fluttershy is my favorite!
RD: WHAT!?!?!?!...