posted by Windwakerguy430
Goddamn, mother fucking, sons of bitching, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck SHIT!!!!! .............. Its zaidi clopping games....... God, if you're listening, kill me. Just fucking kill me and spare me the torture.
Okay, so, I noticed that there are a LOT of clop games on the internet. And, sadly, I mean A LOT. There's zaidi clop games here then there are Godzilla movies, but, trust me, they are no where near as enjoyable as Godzilla. Unless wewe like that stuff, then good for you. Me, no. Fucking no. This should not be allowed. People say I get too angry at these clop games and pics. To which I say, "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SHOULD BE FEELING"! Seriously, My Little gppony, pony is a kids show. Kids show. For kids. Kids should not watch porn... ever. That's what these clop games are. So, I am going to talk about them. I already talked about Banned from Equestria and Button Mash's MILF Adventure enough, so, they won't be mentioned here. Just the other clop games. So............ Lets start.... unless wewe don't want to, and I won't have to lose my mind.........
wingu Chaser's Adventure - This took me some time to actually find out that wingu Chaser was an actual character. Unprofessional, I know. Anyway, this game involves tentacles. God, I don't care how. I don't care if it involves torture, just kill me. So, yeah, she gets rapped kwa tentacles. Sadly, it doesn't seem to be rape, because she seems to be enjoying it, Im afraid. Goddamn, lets just songesha ahead.
Three Curious Ponies - Oh, god, this one. This involves Twilight and Fluttershy, who kidnap upinde wa mvua Dash, and then rape her. Also, it involves futa. Don't know what futa is? Well... I ain't telling you. Trust me, you'll thank me for it. Anyway, nothing else, just fucking gross.
Midnight Pleasures (Forgot the name.... Pathetic, I know) - Now, this is a clop game about Spike and Twilight having sex in the library....................... Enough said.
AppleJacks Poker Night - This is a real treat... kwa treat, I mean a big piece of shit. Here, AJ loses a poker match against her cousin, Braeburn, and so, she has to complete the bet. What is the bet? Having sex with him...... My god. If that wasn't bad enough, Big Macintosh comes and has sex with her as well. I-I think I'm gonna be sick.
Cadence's Friend (Also forgot the name. Not going back to check either) - So, this one goes extra bad, as it has Cadence having sex with a faceless human guy........... God, why am I still breathing?
And, well, that's all I can muster. And, what do I think. IT's actually not as bad as I thought it would be........... NO, THEIR ALL FUCKING TERRIBLE! THESE ABOMINATIONS ARE GODDAMN TRAVESTIES! THESE GAMES ARE SOME OF THE WORST I EVER HAD THE UNPLEASURE OF PLAYING! THIS IS SOME OF THE WORST SHIT ON THE INTERNET! THIS IS WHAt MAKES PEOPLE HATE BRONIES WITH A BURNING PASSION! THESE GAMES ARE PROOF THAT JESUS DIED WITHOUT A PURPOSE AND ONLY DAMNED OUR SOULS EVEN MORE! I WOULDN'T EVEN SPIT ON THESE FUCKING GAMES< UNLESS AFTER I SMASHED MY COMPUTER WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, SET IT ON FIRE, AND ATTEMPTED TO FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET! But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take