posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Tom: Hey, wewe finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's krisimasi List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got zaidi important news.
Tom: Yes. In the awali episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the mwezi goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
Tom: Alright, shut up, and concentrate.
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Kawaii Five-0.
Master Sword: I think wewe know where we're going with this.
Tom: In case wewe don't know, it's a crossover of anime with Hawaii Five-0.
Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und Panzer
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Ash from Pokemon
At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.
Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into anime characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this anime virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Meanwhile, three ponies that got the anime virus were planning to rob banks.
Mio: We need zaidi money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE
Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And wewe just teach these multi colored wanyama to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Mio: Now let's do this.
On some bila mpangilio road in Hawaii
Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, wewe would either let me drive, au follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: anime characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. wewe know, Asians. Mares.
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops inayofuata to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* wewe idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.
But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.
Steve: wewe three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: wewe hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. wewe don't think we know what wewe were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know wewe don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Danny: This just proves to onyesha wewe that anime characters, and anime in general sucks.
On the inayofuata part of this episode
Astrel Sky has a bad day.