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The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating krisimasi at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do wewe like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much zaidi gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will wewe look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*

The bow squeezed the box, and jelly came out.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But wewe destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, wewe can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* hujambo guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are wewe alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle, buruji poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning wewe Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Runs to bathroom, and locks door*

Finally, I had the only room to myself where a mwana-, mwana-punda of nine could have his own privacy. Now to decode the secret message. Aha, B.

Ralphie: *Writes down B*

E. Things were starting out smoothly. S, and the inayofuata letter was U.

Randy: *Knocking on door* Aw come on Ralphie!
Mother: Ralphie, unlock the door, and come out!
Ralphie: Alright Ma, I'll be right out. Gee whiz. *Writes down a R, E, and a T, and O*

Be sure to. Be sure to what?! I had to find out what the message was, and fast.

Ralphie: *Continues uandishi letters*
Mother: Will wewe come out of there...
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I DO NOT own this video.
gppony, pony
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Source: original owenrs, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing bugle, buruji in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are zaidi reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four sekunde zaidi then it was supposed to take for all of wewe to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do wewe know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the awali episode how wewe alisema we might get killed kwa assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are wewe still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! wewe have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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[Same as the title]
upinde wa mvua dash
my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these gondola, sura ya gondola freight cars were pushed kwa Coffee Creme in her engine.
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told kwa Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola, sura ya gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
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This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will wewe ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..

Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded kwa huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how wewe keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...
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So I've decided to do a review series cause I'm bored. i'm going to start with 2Snacks' Two Best Sisters Play series. lets start with Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. It's about one the sisters convincing the other to climb a building to get an achievement that doesn't exist(i played it enough to know that it doesn't). There's not alot of uhuishaji but it's still pretty funny with the chanzo material it's from. I'm going to skip to portal because to do all of them would be pretty boring. Portal is the most comedic because it doesn't have alot of gameplay and the way the sisters are portrayed is hilarious. Although the part with GMod is weird. All in all i give it 4 banana, ndizi outta 5
Well this was the first Let's B*tch About stuff
I don't know if you'll like but i tried my best.
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Part of their new album, IMmortal!
my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
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Equestria, have wewe ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, wewe are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, au evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of gppony, pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are wewe a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad wewe didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank wewe for your...
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