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The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating krisimasi at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do wewe like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much zaidi gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will wewe look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*

The bow squeezed the box, and jelly came out.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But wewe destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, wewe can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* hujambo guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are wewe alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle, buruji poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning wewe Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nicole
Nicole
Jeffery got the freight train to Portland on time. It was 3 AM when he arrived, and everything was dark. He was just about to uncouple his engines from the train, when he saw a mare laying close to the tracks, kwa two Northern Pacific diesels. Why she was there seemed like a mystery to Jeff, so he decided to investigate.

Jeff: Who's there?
Mare: *Looks up* Do wewe work for the Union Pacific?
Jeff: Yeah, and I'm proud of it.
Mare: Well I'm Nicole. My special somepony named Ike is with me in this locomotive. We ran out of fuel, and we're trying to get away.
Jeff: But why are wewe here?
Nicole: We're...
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The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 6

The Discord Express

Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.

Two other stallions were watching the train go kwa in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry

Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
So far, Louis wrote his letter about Hawkeye, Stylo, and Orion. Now he was uandishi about the rest of the ponies he knew.

Percy, and Jeff don't talk much, but they get their jobs done very well. They fix track, wewe see? And nopony has done a better job then those two so far. They could even fix the track during an earthquake, but you'll never believe what they did yesterday. Those two had to get a freight car back on the tracks, and they did it with stones. Here's what happened.

Metal Gloss: *Looking at derailed car* This is not good.
Percy: It's nothing serious. Watch, wewe get back in your...
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Hello, everyone, I've alisema it before, and I'll say it again, I fucking hate Banned from Equestria... But here's the thing. It could have been a good game. Now, I know what your all thinkig. "WHAT THE FUCK"!!! Now, here me out, Here's how the game could have been good

1. Catchy as Hell: The muziki in this game was really good. It had the MLP theme, Epona's theme from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Victory Theme from Final ndoto 7, and a lot of other catchy songs. Probably what made me play this piece of shit all the way through, only to hear the music

2. Fun exploration: Now, I upendo point...
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(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass in car)
Plum Jerkum: Okay, Micro Chip. How do the roads look
Micro Chip: I spotted the trucks going down Franklin Avenue. If wewe songesha know, wewe should be able to catch up with them
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Starts driving) (dials number) plum Jerkum: Road Rage, how are wewe holding up
Road Rage: Wooooohooooo. This is intense as all hell. Thank Celestia I'm high, au I'd be freaking out
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Dials number) moto Arm, how wre wewe handeling the boat
Fire Arm: Me and the mashua are fine. I'm on my way right now
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Dials...
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posted by mariofan14
Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.

Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
Colors galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.

Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, au harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.

Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
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