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 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, papillon, kipepeo was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at flowers in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts maua, ua in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns his head around to look at Andre*
Prisoner 1: *Slaps Andre, and drags him out of the room*
Prisoner 2: *Follows prisoner, and Andre*

inayofuata morning, Louis came to visit.

Papillon: *Eating chicken soup*
Louis: *Sees Papillon* Hello.
Papillon: Hi Louie.
Louis: The warden made me one of the guards. Though I don't have a gun, au any kind of weapon.
Papillon: Perhaps he doesn't trust you.
Louis: Why would he make me a guard then?
Papillon: Too many of the real guards must have gotten killed au something.
Louis: *Looks at soup* Say, that looks like real chicken in there.
Papillon: It is. wewe want some?
Louis: Are wewe kidding? I want to get my own. The chakula they serve in the prison is most likely made out of garbage. It tastes like it too.
Papillon: hujambo listen, I need to tell wewe something.
Louis: What is it?
Papillon: Andrew asked me if I was going to make another escape yesterday.
Louis: What did wewe tell him?
Papillon: I'd let him know as soon as I told wewe about it.
Louis: What are wewe saying?
Papillon: You're coming with me.
Louis: Oh, are wewe sure wewe really want me?
Papillon: Yeah. What's the matter Louie?
Louis: My lawyer, and attorney called me, and alisema my wife was making an attempt to bail me out. There's also a possibility that I can get my lawyer to help wewe out with the murder of that pimp wewe never made. wewe wouldn't be framed anymore, we could get out of here with no trouble.
Papillon: Sorry Louie. That'll take too long. It's now, au never.
Louis: Then, I'll go.
Papillon: *Smiles*
Louis: I have to go now. *Walks away*

It was now time for Papillon, and the other patients to be shaved. All of the facial hair on their faces would be removed. Andre was the barber.

Papillon: *Sits down*
Andre: *Placing shaving cream on Papillon's face* And how are wewe Mr...?
Papillon: Just call me Papillon.
Andre: *Sees the butterfly, kipepeo tattoo* That's cool.
Papillon: It took a long time for me to do.
Andre: It really is cool.
Papillon: Mind if I ask wewe a question?
Andre: *Starts shaving Papillon's face with a knife* Ask me anything.
Papillon: What was going on last night?
Andre: What are wewe talking about?
Papillon: I couldn't help, but notice two prisoners with you. One slapped your face while another one put a maua, ua in your mouth. Is that something that always happens between you, and those prisoners?
Andre: *Puts kisu at Papillon's neck* wewe think I'm gay, don't you?
Papillon: Take it easy.
Andre: Well you're wrong. *Takes kisu off Papillon's neck* Next!

papillon, kipepeo was surprised about what Andre did. After all, he did say ask anything.

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Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are wewe doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

The cops from gppony, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the gppony, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!

(Long silence)

Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!


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 The cops from gppony, pony mov
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In Canterlot, Nikki was having her lunch at a restaurant.

Nikki: *Watches a group of 3 stallions walk kwa her* (No weird activity so far)
ISIS Ponies: *Flying an aircraft* Get ready to land.
ISIS Paratroopers: *Waiting kwa the door*
ISIS Pilot: *Turns on a green light*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Jump out of the plane. There are seven of them, and they each have twenty syringes full of the drug*
Nikki: *Watching the paratroopers*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Land kwa the castle*
Nikki: *Runs from the restaurant to the location of the ISIS ponies*
ISIS Ponies: *Checking their weapons* Full ammunition, and all twenty...
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