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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile at Lexi's house

Barry: *Punching the door*
Aurora: Please stop, you've been doing this for ten minutes, and it hasn't done anything.
Barry: Alright, somepony else try.
moto Vi Equestria & Jesse: *Slamming their bodies against the door*
Lexi: *Hears ponies knocking on the door* Idiots.

Not far away, Joe, zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy, and the rest of the ponies in their group were walking back to the gas station. The flames were still there, but the explosions stopped.

Snowflake: It doesn't look too bad.
Joe: Yeah, but my boss will kick my butt if he finds out about me crashing one of his trucks, and setting it on fire.
Ditto: *Arrives* So this is where all of wewe have been!
Snowflake: Where were you?
Ditto: I was chasing a stupid gppony, pony driving a pick up truck with leaking fuel, causing a trail of flames to go from that gas station to an intersection twelve blocks from here! When the moto set the truck on fire, it also set some trees on fire. I called the moto department to help put it out, but as we were about to come here to put out the fire, my car wouldn't start. Wanna know why?
Orion: Uhhh..
Ditto: BECAUSE IT'S COLDER THEN A PIECE OF MEAT IN A FREEZER OUT HERE!!!!!!
Orion: Right. I was about to say that.
Ditto: Finally, I start my car, but as I get here, the only ponies I see are the moto ponies, so I think to myself, hm, where did everypony go? So, like the kind, and helpful gppony, pony I try to be, I look for you. Then, the snow keeps falling like it is now, and the roads are completely covered, and I get trapped inside. It took me half an saa to get out, but there's one swali on my mind. WHERE WERE wewe WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!!!!?!?!?!?
Police gppony, pony 57: Ditto, listen. We were evacuating, alright? How were we supposed to know wewe got stuck in the snow?
Ditto: Because you're my partners, and-

Just then, a building collapsed.

Orion: How did that happen?
Ditto: *Looks at the snow* The snow! It's putting too much weight on those buildings!
Snowflake: *Watches another building collapse causing an explosion* Here we go again!
Ditto: *Sees Saten Twist's restaurant* This way! *Runs to restaurant*
Ponies: *Following Ditto*

Inside the house across the mitaani, mtaa from Saten Twist's restaurant

Katana Sun: *Slamming his body against the door, then stops* It's no use. We have punched, and slammed our bodies into this door multiple times, and nothing happened. I have one idea.
Barry: And that is?
Katana Sun: *Kicks door open*
Aurora: Thank goodness.
Lexi: *Still in her kitanda in the force field with the soda machine, and the microwave eating popcorn* Yummy.
Barry: Playtime is over Lexi.
Lexi: What are wewe talking about? *Sees moto Vi Equestria, Jesse, and Katana Sun* What are wewe all doing here?
Jesse: *Disables Lexi's force field*
moto Vi Equestria: *Stops the snow*
Jesse: *Uses magic to make the sun appear, and clear all the clouds away. The snow quickly starts to melt*
Barry: I think it's time we took wewe to the police young lady.
Lexi: Why?
Aurora: wewe caused a storm that could've killed somepony.
Katana Sun: If nopony is dead that is.
Jesse: God forbid.
Ditto: Hey. What are wewe doing up there?
Jesse: Setting things right!
Barry: Wait there. We'll come down, and explain everything.

Saten Twist saw everypony, and came out of his restaurant.

Saten Twist: Hey. Are wewe coming in to eat, au what?
zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy: *Sees Saten Twist* Wait a minute. I recognize you.
Saten Twist: Really?
zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy: wewe kicked the salt I put on the sidewalk.
Ditto: Why would wewe do that?
Saten Twist: She had it in a big pile. Wait a sec, you're the cop that came to my restaurant with that annoying alicorn.
Ditto: Let's hope we never see her again.
Barry: Unfortunately, that's where you're wrong. *Pushes Lexi towards Ditto* She's responsible for the snowstorm.
Jesse: We cleared it up. *Sees Saten Twist* Say, you're that-
Saten Twist: gppony, pony that owns the restaurant wewe were in. I know, I got it.
moto Vi Equestria: Are wewe open? We'd like some food.
Saten Twist: Thought you'd never ask. Come on in.

Everypony went inside Saten Twist's restaurant to have lunch, except for Ditto, and Lexi. He had to put her in jail for causing...

The Storm

The End
 "SWEET CELESTIA....."
"SWEET CELESTIA....."
(As before, Twilight and Spike were told to go to a warehouse and bring supplies to the Ponyville Military) The purple alicorn was getting her saddle bag ready while Spike was making sure they had everything they would need. ,"Spike, Is there anything we're missing?" Sparkle asked the baby dragon ,"No it looks like we are ready" the two opened the door and walked out into Ponyville. As the two were walking Pinkie Pie stopped ,"Hey Twilight, wow thats a lot of stuff wewe have where are wewe going?" Twi gave a occupied expression on her face.

,"Pinkie, I'm sort of busy can we talk some other time?"...
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posted by alinah_09
 Cosmic Night-ray
Cosmic Night-ray
when they opened the door,streamers popped out of nowhere..the whole room was neat but decorated the 4 ponies were all awestruck while Spectrum was grinning

"Welcome back,sir Spark" a night colored stallion came forward,smiling at the ponies "did wewe like it?"

the surprised ponies all nodded at the same time,but Spectrum came mbele and shook the the stallion in front of them

"Nice to see wewe again,Cosmic...and please..dont call me 'sir'...where's Mr. Click?our old caretaker?" Spectrum asked

"My father retired,so he left the responsibility to me" Cosmic replied

Flame snapped out of it and looked...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.

Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do wewe always say the same thing to a gppony, pony 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered kwa another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: wewe were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: wewe just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Winx brought Con & Double X to Atlantis, and they got to go inside.

Isosceles: Ah, the two oceanologists are here. What are your names again?
Con: I'm Wilson Wilson, and this is my lovely wife, Olivia Wilson.
Isosceles: Nice to meet wewe both. As wewe probably know, I am Isosceles. The creator of this very building wewe are standing in.
Con: We heard. What caused wewe to make this fine establishment?
Isosceles: This. *shows view of ocean* This world underwater is so perfect. So calm, not like the one we ponies have to go through.
Con: *sees shark*
Isosceles: Of course, there are a few drawbacks...
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The last solstice

Chapter 2: The hermit of Ivory Tower

Nocturnal Mirage sits at the kitanda in the same room; he spent two hours yesterday. He arrived a little earlier and now struggles to stay awake. The cozy warmness is somnolent, the cobalt stallion yawns for some length. Suddenly, the door of the office throws open with a loud bang. This time, it’s not the secretary, but Captain Shining Armor himself. Mirage shakes his head, stands up and salutes instinctively.

“Ah, Mirage, you’re here already. Good.” Shining salutes back.” Come inside, and prepare for briefing.”

Mirage obeys and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Edward, leader of The Resistance
Edward, leader of The Resistance
Con went back to his car to find something surprising.

Con: Amzel?
Amzel: *dead*
Con: *spots badge* Raiden must have done this.

He met up with Carole again, and saw that there were some irish ponies.

Con: What are these guys doing here?
Carole: These ponies maybe irish, but they want to help.
Good irish pony: My name is Edward, and this is my group known as The Resistance.
Con: Why are wewe fighting your own country?
Edward: They are handing over a weapon to Mexico that will destroy every place other then their own.
Resistance sgt: They must be stopped at all costs.
Con: You're right, where are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 the leader of M.I.6
the leader of M.I.6
If wewe guessed C preventing somepony from launching zaidi missiles wewe are correct.

Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where wewe were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.

M.I.6 was going to train Con with some karate.

Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.

So Con practiced with the other gppony, pony until..

british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach wewe more...
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It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever wewe are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms...
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SHUT UP AND LISTEN ABOUT THE pudding, saladi
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apple Jack:Apple Bloom,how many times have I told wewe that wewe need to clean up your bedroom!
apple Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
apple Jack:Fine,but inayofuata time,I want to see your room shine zaidi than a twice cleaned apple.
apple Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
apple Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
apple Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
apple Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
apple Bloom:Yep!
apple Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
apple Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
apple Jack:Two weeks if wewe need!
apple Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One saa later*
apple Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
apple Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
apple Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
apple Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
apple Jack:Let's party.
apple Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry was smoking a cigar with the boss.

Boss: I trust wewe enjoyed sleeping in the basement. I have some of the finest rooms down there.
Larry: Honestly, that just sounds creepy.
Boss: What do wewe call the basement then?
Larry: The bottom floor. Seriously though, there were a lot of rooms down there.
Boss: And there are a lot of employees here that work their plots off. Now listen. I have a plan on how to help this company financially. It requires brains, intelligence. I think wewe can help me.
Larry: What is it that I have to do?
Boss: Tell them that the promotion is cancelled. It isn't really....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 5: link

After winning the semi finals, Ditto took his team out to celebrate at pizza Hut.

Ditto: It was a really great game, and I'm proud of all of you.
Sunny: Thanks coach.
Silver: And we'll onyesha those Spiders what we're capable of.
Ditto: Yeah.
Thomas: Man I still can't believe that serve wewe made on the net, and how the ball was just rolling on it. That was cool.
Erik: Well, when your teammate is good at serving, things happen. wewe know?
Thomas: I guess that's true. I have made the ball land on the net a few times, and it has rolled to the center, falling on the other team's side....
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Pinkie Pie is now the new leader of the 3rd reich.
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