My Little Poney Article: Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are wewe sure wewe want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want wewe in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe wewe should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused kwa this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just wewe wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are wewe in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be zaidi troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I alisema I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

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Windwakerguy430 This was real good. Love it

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keki fanfiction

posted by Mylittlecute12

once pinkie pie was running out of special stuff to finish her cupcakes.and then she asked upinde wa mvua dash to eat a cupcake and what was in it was poison upinde wa mvua ate the cupcake and fell down on the floor pinkie grabbed her and took her she tied her down.rainbow woke up she was shocked cause she could not songesha her body then pinkie came with evil smile then she got a kisu and sliced her cutie mark off then she chopped her wings burned her legs and took her brain she made keki out of brain juisi blood and her cutie mark upinde wa mvua was dead and she offered her keki to her other Marafiki they didn't know.

applebloom: hehehe silver time to die!!!!!!!! cuts her body in half the end!

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Gilda's return pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

Ok, my-a first one was-a very short so I-a apologize
about how short it-a was. This one's-a going to be longer than the first one, and it WILL be 20% cooler, with few bits of our friend, upinde wa mvua Dash.

Enjoy the sekunde part of-a "Gilda's return". :D

So-a Gilda was off to-a find the other gppony, pony folk she-a harmed, especially Granny Smith, whom was nearly scared to-a death by-a the "snake" joke. She then found her, who was sniffing the-a vegetables at a cart, being extra cautious-a. The griffon then got the oldie's attention with a little shoulder tap. "Do I know you?" Granny Smith asked. "Recognize...

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My inayopendelewa Ponies from the Mane Six

posted by StarWarsFan7

This will be another article by me! :D I'm sorry if any of the following offends you, but this is my opinion. The order will be from 6{Least favorite} to 1.

6.) Applejack
I don't want to say anything bad about Applejack. For your sake. But, I think of Applejack as someone who is obsessed with something. And that's apples. Don't get me wrong, I like Applejack but she's kind of annoying when she's talking about apples. To get off topic, Applejack is an honest pony and treats her friends like she would want to be treated.

5.) Rainbow Dash
At first, I loved Rainbow Dash! She was my...

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The 5 stages of bronyfication (in my opinion)

posted by btflash

1. Curiosity. You've probably heard about the onyesha from a friend au have seen a few pictures of ponies online at random, and wewe decide to try at least one episode of the show. most likely the first. wewe think "i have to see what the fuss is about."

2. assimilation. this is the point where wewe watch zaidi than just the first episode of the series, and before wewe know it, you've gone through the whole series in a matter of hours. once wewe get to this stage, there's most likely no turning back

3. denial. wewe begin to think "there's no way i can like this show! it's for little girls!" you're also...

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My Pony-licious Songs

posted by karinabrony

I felt like doing Pony-licious songs for my OC's, so here they are. The original pony-licious songs are kwa Black Gryph0n on Youtube. wewe should check his channel out. :3

Ice Drop~

I'm the I to the c to the e d-r-o-p, and ain't no other gppony, pony write the stories like me... I'm Ice Drop-licious...

Coffee Creme~

I'm the C to the o to the double f and e, and can't no other gppony, pony draw quaint pictures like me. I'm Coffee-licious.

It took me quite a while, just for these 2 rhymes. XD

My Little gppony, pony GIFS

added by karinabrony

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My Little gppony, gppony, pony Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done kwa Disneyfan333

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No gppony, pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead kwa upinde wa mvua Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead kwa a gppony, pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead kwa Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead kwa John who somehow survived being killed kwa a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead kwa an alicorn named Fuku,...

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Octavia

added by eeveegirl95

Source: Don't own.

Drawfriend Stuff #642 - Great and Powerful Takeover Edition (part 2)

added by LavenderLily

Source: Owners

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Swag.Mov Cosplay

added by applejackrocks1

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zaidi bila mpangilio stuff from MLB

added by whiteclaw

Source: Memebase users

Daring Do

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

Colour Guide

added by Hairity

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Pinkie's Duel

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie Pie's car

This fanfic is a combination of My Little gppony, pony with a movie called Duel. If wewe have not seen Duel, then wewe should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did wewe get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need wewe to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the orodha with wewe in case wewe forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 dakika later she got behind a big rig carrying...